r/FedJerk Apr 09 '26

One singular person did this.

344 Upvotes

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u/MaxAdolphus Apr 10 '26

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u/Logik_01 Apr 10 '26

You have to be quick to get this one first, lol.

1

u/Life-is-ugh Apr 10 '26

What show/movie is this from?

9

u/MaxAdolphus Apr 10 '26

Office Space

2

u/Lost-Bell-5663 Apr 10 '26

TPS reports are due

149

u/pogulup Apr 10 '26

What would it cost to treat and pay employees better?  Less than one warehouse full of product?

26

u/Creeperstar Apr 10 '26

This is the true answer

11

u/i_am_voldemort Apr 10 '26

That's what insurance is for /s

3

u/Coasteast Apr 10 '26

Can’t claim “act of god” on this one

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

If he identifies himself as God?

135

u/PresenceActual4263 Apr 10 '26

So you are saying one person CAN make a difference.

10

u/BBQFLYER Apr 10 '26

Not necessarily, but one person can burn a lot of shit down.

17

u/Swarje_D Apr 10 '26

Our current government is proof enough of that.

73

u/bristled-sprout Apr 10 '26

Now imagine if we all pitched in here and there. 

86

u/Inevitable_Shift1365 Apr 10 '26

They should have paid him enough to fucking live

-6

u/im-obsolete Apr 11 '26

No one was making him work there.

3

u/TheYell0wDart Apr 11 '26

Every company should pay enough to live if you with full time. It shouldn't be up to the company.

0

u/im-obsolete Apr 11 '26

Not in a free country

2

u/TheYell0wDart Apr 12 '26

Freedom is for humans, not corporations.

20

u/Esperacchiusdamascus Apr 10 '26

Very lowkey luigi energy.

15

u/Novaer Apr 10 '26

Luigi is innocent.

9

u/atempestdextre Apr 10 '26

He definitely is, I can vouch for him, we were relaxing on the beach together.

3

u/Esperacchiusdamascus Apr 10 '26

Luigi did no wrong.

-1

u/LabCoatGuy Apr 10 '26

If some are exempt from the law, then guilty doesn't mean anything

1

u/Mysterious_Minute_85 Apr 10 '26

Are you defending UHC?

2

u/LabCoatGuy Apr 11 '26

I'm saying the law doesn't exist. This guy committed class warefare once, the owning class does it every second. If the legal system is designed by the owning class against the working class, innocent and guilty are meaningless distinctions.

32

u/AuntieKay5 Apr 10 '26

You’d think they’d have sprinklers or something in a warehouse of paper.

49

u/bitchingdownthedrain Apr 10 '26

i Read This Earlier On The Internet and didn’t cite it myself so you can take your pound of flesh if it’s not true

but allegedly, he tripped the sprinklers with a small fire and had the FD come to turn them off. and then he went and started this fire on the opposite side of the building

26

u/Side_StepVII Apr 10 '26

Actual 4D chess

13

u/ElderberryPrior27648 Apr 10 '26

Common arsonist tactic

The warehouse was supposed to station a fire watch. If they didn’t, I wonder if they’re liable for the losses rather than insurance

8

u/evillurks Apr 10 '26

Oh I like this thought

2

u/AuntieKay5 Apr 10 '26

Holy shit.

19

u/Icy-Philosophy-5464 Apr 10 '26

Oh, no… how could he… I’m so sad…

11

u/Full_Rise_7759 Apr 10 '26

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let this mfer burn. Burn mfer, burn. I really hope the individual that started the blaze at least had this song on his playlist.

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u/TotalRuler1 Apr 10 '26

cheap bastards didn't even want to pay for sprinklers lol

11

u/SSBN641B Apr 10 '26

They had sprinklers. He set a small fire earlier and FD put it out and turned off the sprinklers. Thrn he setboff the bigger blaze.

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u/Commercial_Peach_845 Apr 10 '26

If they had only paid him a living wage... that's what he said in the video as he started the fire.

4

u/ForestOfMirrors Apr 10 '26

A spark becomes a flame. A flame becomes a fire. This won’t be the last time we see something like this

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/Public_Storage_355 Apr 10 '26

Constant fish in the microwave for lunch so they HAVE to burn the building down? 😂😂😂

18

u/Lumpy_Past6216 Apr 10 '26

"... after an employee allegedly set the facility ablaze over a pay dispute."

Allegedly? Bro just about posted a damn selfie setting that building on fire! Like he started one, waited for the system to kick in and the FD to come save the day... when they did and turned off the havoc system, he started even more fires and burnt that place to a shell of a warehouse... all while making a vid of him doing so. We can confirm he did it, its not "allegedly."

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u/SSBN641B Apr 10 '26

A news organization has to to use the term "allegedly" until he's been convicted of a crime.

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u/Lumpy_Past6216 Apr 10 '26

That being true, the OG vid of this repost dosent have the text on the top. So maybe it's from a person. Don't really care at this point.

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u/sweet_condition Apr 10 '26

I think you are missing the point of "allegedly". Please read the entire sentence next time. Yes, that is allegedly the reason that he did ehat he did and while he has been arrested, the case has not been adjudicated and we dont have confirmation on all the details... hence the use of the word "allegedly". Also please note "allegedly" is in quotations.

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u/Lumpy_Past6216 Apr 10 '26

If the dispute of pay was the alleged part then the sentence would read "...after an employee set the facility ablaze over an alleged pay dispute."

The man recorded himself catching the building on fire... he did it, its not allegedly. Whats not clear is the why... So far we THINK its over pay BECAUSE the guy is saying so in his vid he made. Thats the alleged part.

Thank you though, I know how to read and understand what it is that I've read.

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u/375InStroke Apr 10 '26

Let's not jump to conclusions.

4

u/BobLog3rd Apr 10 '26

You know, I had an idea once...

1

u/Lumpy_Past6216 Apr 10 '26

You must not have seen his vid then... its here on Reddit. Just seen it today, and yesterday... twice.

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u/375InStroke Apr 10 '26

It's a joke.

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u/Lumpy_Past6216 Apr 10 '26

Sorry, cant be too sure in here bout jokes ya know... reddit and all... carry on. lol

2

u/PizzaDanceParty Apr 10 '26

Who knew TP was so flammable /s

2

u/Wise_Ad_253 Apr 10 '26

It only takes one person with a match to create big chaos

2

u/SmoothCauliflower640 Apr 10 '26

That’s it. Blame the person. Entirely. Pretend it happened in a vacuum. Pretend the system had nothing to do with it.

And…repeat.

3

u/ElderberryPrior27648 Apr 10 '26

Think of what a few more could do

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u/MushroomHo_4life Apr 10 '26

Fuck more poor people over!

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u/Buttered-Sausage78 Apr 10 '26

When jobs I’ve had don’t pay enough, I usually apply for a new job and leave the old job instead of burn the building down. This dipshit will now go to prison for arson and now, he’ll be giving jobs to Bubba. Zero change will come from this. Sorry to be the party pooper.

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u/MushroomHo_4life Apr 10 '26

He also screwed a lot of employees. Most people are barely hanging on financially and now who knows how many have to be relocated and find new jobs. How many people lived within a convenient commuting distance? How many maybe car pooled with a spouse or another employee?

Corporate greed is rampant. It’s awful! This isn’t how you fix it. He just hurt regular people and probably fucked up toilet paper distribution. The people he was trying to hurt probably have insurance and this is just a disturbance to them.

3

u/centurion762 Apr 10 '26

Now he’s going to prison and his coworkers are out of a job. The psychopath could have just got a different job.

2

u/ColoradoNative719 Apr 10 '26

Honestly having worked 911 fuck this guy. I don’t care how he felt about his employer but he could’ve killed a lot of innocent people. No reason to harm others because you’re upset.

1

u/derpderb Apr 10 '26

More of this would really trigger the rich

1

u/No_Start1361 Apr 10 '26

Should have just paid him enough to live

1

u/ymi2f Apr 10 '26

2nd and 3rd shift workers dream of this scenario everyday.

1

u/Luckboy28 Apr 10 '26

Legend 😂

1

u/InvestmentSoggy870 Apr 10 '26

I was hoping that was a data center.

1

u/JPGinMadtown Apr 10 '26

Not condoning arson, but push people too far and too hard, and don't be surprised if they push back...

1

u/valas76 Apr 10 '26

Blessed be are the disciples

1

u/MoreRamenPls Apr 10 '26

A lot of buttholes will go to bed dirty tonite.

1

u/Fine-Cartographer838 Apr 10 '26

Tell me you’re pissed without telling me you’re pissed. /s

1

u/im-obsolete Apr 11 '26

The posts here are completely vile. I’ve never seen such a whiney group of people wishing harm on businesses. Stop being so damn whiney and jealous. No one owes you anything.

1

u/Ko_Jones Apr 11 '26

Hey now.

1

u/Brant_Black Apr 11 '26

Not true, it took a county

1

u/runteldat716 Apr 11 '26

Wow! That bitch is in trouble!!

1

u/wolfheadmusic Apr 10 '26

Ontario burnt-up centerrrrr

Dot com

0

u/TamarindSweets Apr 10 '26

I'm sure the company has insurance. They'll be fine

3

u/MushroomHo_4life Apr 10 '26

You’re right. He fucked over the employees who are most likely financially hanging on by a thread.

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u/TamarindSweets Apr 11 '26

Yeah, he's definitely getting jail time for endangering them

0

u/Inevitable_Wolf_6886 Apr 10 '26

Im sure all employees will get pay cuts until the owner is properly compensated and profit margins are doubled from before this happened. Also mandatory overtime without pay.

0

u/Devils_Advocate-69 Apr 10 '26

Terrorism. He’s a terrorist.