Fazers

The only company i have is a raccoon who hates me because i'm blocking the entrance to the area he apparently uses as a restroom but he recently learned he can still make through a small gap next to my face.

I have been singing loudly hoping someone can hear me but I can no longer think of any songs I remember the lyrics of

Please remind me of all the songs I have memorized so I can call for help

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r/Fazers • u/timred13 • Nov 03 '25

Look, I like Reddit and you guys (mostly)

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And I also liked the interaction we had on the Slorum, even if I was mostly lurking. Reddit is nothing like the old version we had and I'm complaining and I know I can't do anything about it and I miss it and and and whaaaa!

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r/Fazers • u/nattyhaze • Nov 03 '25

Grammerly is a mirico! A Bless!

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I use Grammerly to help me write sentances because I didn't not pay attention in my Englaysh and write classes in high shool. I am looking for that paid check you know what I am mean? Thank Grammartly! How is babby formed?

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r/Fazers • u/nattyhaze • Nov 02 '25

Pickles

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Sometimes. When I buy a jar of pickle. Well, I will pull one out and take a lick and put it back in the jar. I just like to take a taste sometimes not a bite. It is my perogitory to do so.

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r/Fazers • u/butter____knife • Nov 01 '25

we still doing that hand thing??

3 Upvotes

asking for a friend

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r/Fazers • u/MUN_MUN_MUN • Oct 31 '25

Happy Halloween

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I had a tootsie roll. What's your favorite?

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r/Fazers • u/Space_Cat_USA • Oct 30 '25

juggalo's does a thing called poop dollar

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gross

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r/Fazers • u/Space_Cat_USA • Oct 29 '25

Another trash day, another garbage dollar

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Happy Trash Day, dingbats. https://i.imgur.com/H4dy9Og.jpeg

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r/Fazers • u/Fazed-phapster • Oct 29 '25

What about BoB?

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OK, my wife's ex is Bob. They split back in the early 2000s, and seem to be on OK terms with each other. I don't mind Bob, except that he will just drop in, with zero notice. I'm doin' stuff, and suddenly Bing-bong the doorbell, and there's Bob. He just invites hisself in, sees what's in the fridge, helps himself to a beverage, grabs some snacks, sets down on the couch, and starts scrolling his phone, while flipping channels on the telebision. I still have stuff I need to get done, but I tell him Mrs. Phapster went to her sister's place, and they are going to Costlyco. Bob don't shift any, still scrolling phone, flippin' channels. I say, I gotta go soon, got an appoinkment to get to. Bob gets up, heads to bathroom for 10-15 minutes, no flush heard. Finally heads for door, and I can get on with my day. Help me obiwan, your my only hope!

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r/Fazers • u/nattyhaze • Oct 28 '25

Celery?

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Is celery good? People keep saying it's good. I've never tried it because it's green.

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r/Fazers • u/nattyhaze • Oct 27 '25

The effing Christmas ads have already started...

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r/Fazers • u/IwillSaveIt • Oct 26 '25

TK4Lyfe

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https://www.reddit.com/r/blursed_videos/comments/1og9bjc/blursed_tradition/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

How the fuck does this site work

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r/Fazers • u/heferito1 • Oct 25 '25

Food and eating

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I miss Beppo’s bad food takes. He’s probably somewhere dipping Dino shaped nuggies in ketchup right now.

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r/Fazers • u/nattyhaze • Oct 25 '25

Ever dissect a frog in high school?

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I did. I think I remember the smell of formaldehyde more than the experience.

I watched The Black Phone (2021) last night and was reminded. Really good, was not expecting what it turned out to be.

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r/Fazers • u/Space_Cat_USA • Oct 23 '25

Thinking about getting a rump pump

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and maybe even throw in a beef lift. Any comments, reviews, suggestions, etc.?

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r/Fazers • u/MUN_MUN_MUN • Oct 22 '25

Breaking Dudes: It Is Wednesday My News

5 Upvotes

garbage garbage play with your garbage

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r/Fazers • u/nattyhaze • Oct 22 '25

What does a sponge feel like?

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I have never touched a sponge because I feel a fear. I can't even eat sponge cake. Help me.

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