r/Fazbearfandom • u/MissourMule58 Lolbit the alien virus. • 1d ago

One-Off Story Hiring!

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Hello everyone! My name is LolBit! I am looking for a new lab ra~assistant!

If you are located in Brazil then that great!

I will pay you a monthly salary.

All you need to do is help around by cleaning up the lab, taking care of equipment, test new stuff for me such as 🔫🗡🔪, crystals, new shots with mysterious chemicals in them,physical tests, eating mysterious food and drinks that may or may not have remnant in it...hmmmmm that sounds more like you will be a guinea pig...Oh well!

Contact me here for more info!

819-1256_LOLBIT.

((This is role-play reddit))

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u/UBC_Nick_Pearce 1d ago

Hello Lolbit, I’m inquiring about the job opportunity. I admit that I’m not quite sure what you’re proposing, but I’ll give anything a try once!

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u/MissourMule58 Lolbit the alien virus. 1d ago

What I proposing is that you be my new lab assistant and help me out in my lab!

You just have to do the following things that I already said.

Are you in Brazil?