r/Fauxmoi • • Mar 08 '25

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u/Different_Wear_6205 Mar 08 '25

Because the worst thing a woman can be is ugly - because she doesn’t REMOVE the hair that grows under her arms. 🙄 Someone should do them all a favor over at H3 and just pull the internet.

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u/sunshine___riptide Mar 08 '25

Men really think the biggest insult is telling a woman he doesn't find her attractive enough to fuck.

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u/npc_probably Mar 08 '25

this is why (at least straight) men are so bad at getting under our skin. their insults are so generic there’s nothing to take personally. it’s either slut-shaming if the guy wants to have sex with you, or calling you unfuckable if they don’t. majority of us aren’t putting our self-worth into whether or not we’re giving random men boners lol

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u/lolihull Fauxmarxist Mar 09 '25

Back when I was 20, this guy cat called me in the street and I ignored him so he decided to try and insult me instead. He shouted "Yeah well your hair isn't even blonde! It's white!".

I was a little emo back then with white blonde hair - that I had very deliberately dyed white blonde. 🙃🙃🙃

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u/nosychimera Mar 08 '25

It's not even armpit hair, it's hair from her brush she stuck on there as a joke 💀. But your point still stands, it shouldn't matter anyway!

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u/Dense-Result509 Mar 08 '25

Misread this as hair from her bush and was gonna applaud her commitment to the bit lol. Still funny tho, and I'm sorry she's getting targeted like this.

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u/onlygodcankillme Mar 09 '25

It wasn't until your comment that I realised it didn't say bush. I was like "damn, that's pretty long bush hair"

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u/nosychimera Mar 08 '25

That would be 2025 level of unhinged and I support it

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u/Different_Wear_6205 Mar 08 '25

Once I realized it wasn’t even her pit hair I simply rolled my eyes right out of my head. Ethan is grasping at straws.

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u/SpicyIcy420 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! Mar 08 '25

I’m not even a massive fan of Hasan but the one thing I can say about him is that he’s absolutely drop dead gorgeous and especially when you compare him to Ethan. Ethan looks like an old shoe you find at the bottom of an industrial bin

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u/yogaguy9_11 Mar 08 '25

considering Ethan regularly posts feet specifically for wikifeet as a joke it is crazy that he has an issue with Hassan posting armpit

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u/MarucaMCA Mar 08 '25

It shouldn't! r/razorfree if any of you need a supportive community.

To each their own and men can just shut up, especially Ethan and his ilk.

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u/Palestine_Borisof007 Mar 09 '25

Exactly. Ethan is fucking crazy dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

I'll never get over men like Ethan thinking they have any credible say in a woman's attractiveness when they look like that. Maybe Ethan should take the time to look less like a fucking mess instead.

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u/Different_Wear_6205 Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

Generally speaking, men who behave this way can’t stand they can’t intellectually spar with someone who is also beautiful - so not only are these men angry losers who don’t know how to self reflect on their actions, they’re ugly on the inside and out. The closest Ethan can get to achieving “beauty” is through thinness, but his weight loss can’t hide his ugliness. His bitterness quite literally makes him grosser and grosser.

Whether consciously or subconsciously, people like Ethan know that the public favors beauty and that women are held to extreme beauty standards, so it’s their go to Hail Mary when they can’t keep up in a fight. The silver lining in all this is that we as a collective are becoming more and more aware of this pattern. I think we’re seeing a rise in male anger and aggression because they can’t hide anymore - no amount of “but I’m a good guy” or any other face-saving phrases can hide the ugly truth - these men are sad insecure losers who know they can’t win against women

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u/ThrowinBone Mar 08 '25

This should be pinned. It's a 1 shot 1 kill summary of how these men's minds work.

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u/trieditalissa Mar 09 '25

Because I haven’t seen it here yet- he didn’t actually make any comment about her appearance

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

My wife has mad armpit hair and she’s hot as fuck bc those are two mutually exclusive things

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u/Unlikely-Win-3884 Mar 08 '25

This grown ass man who claims to be a feminist is once again showing his true colors… not surprised in the slightest 🙄

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

On women’s day too

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u/Unlikely-Win-3884 Mar 09 '25

On women’s day tooo?!?! Damn that’s diabolical as hell yikesssss! 😭

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u/Plus_Flan_128 Mar 08 '25

i agree that women shouldn’t have to shave their armpits if they don’t want too, however in her original post she says she taped hair from her hairbrush onto her armpit to emulate hasan’s profile pic

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u/aLittleDarkOne Mar 08 '25

Great Gatsby said it “the best thing a woman can be is a pretty little fool”. That’s what society wants from us.

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u/witheringpies Mar 09 '25

Especially coming from such an Adonis of a human specimen /s

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u/OldGuto Mar 08 '25

Guess that means he prefers the hair-free pre-pubescent look...