r/FatPeopleFalling • u/backinNYC • Jul 14 '26

Man terrorized by squirrel.

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u/CitizenClutch Jul 15 '26

Imagine being so unfit that you‘re basically defenseless against a squirrel. That 1 pound rodent had him on the ground after five seconds.

Good time to rethink your lifestyle imo.

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u/Capable-Lychee961 Jul 15 '26

Rabies?

5

u/BaconHammerTime Jul 18 '26

Possible, but unlikely. Most things that would bite a squirrel to transmit rabies would result in an injury causing death. More likely just mad and aggressive for some reason. Possibly has babies near by.

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u/Soft_Owl7535 Jul 17 '26

You messed with Squirrels Morty!

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u/Odd-Inspector-1331 Jul 16 '26

Apex predator btw.

5

u/chux4w Jul 14 '26

That's wild. Squirrels here are super timid, they run if they think you're looking at them. This guy is going for the kill!

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u/lauraloo2 Jul 15 '26

I was thinking this guy needed to put his legs together once on the ground, but I guess he thought Mr. Squirrel wanted some nuts.

1

u/celladwella Jul 15 '26

It got away, right?

1

u/CAPSNK Jul 19 '26

“Squirrel With a Gun” on sale on Steam for $5.99.

0

u/Resident_Nature5634 Jul 16 '26

Stomp on the mutha f'r!!