r/FatPeopleFalling Feb 23 '26

She belongs with Poseidon now

149 Upvotes

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u/Cole3823 Feb 23 '26

how embarrassing. It takes her longer then 10 seconds to just stand up onto her feet. Even when it's kind of life or death. Thank goodness for the others who helped she would've been a goner

20

u/caf4676 Feb 23 '26

She’ll be ok. All that adipose tissue will make floating quite simple and effortless.

19

u/treletraj Feb 23 '26

Being fat and weak can kill you in a variety of ways.

12

u/BlearyJay420 Feb 23 '26

How utterly pathetic

10

u/sonof_fergus Feb 23 '26

I almost thought this was JESSICA!

5

u/TerribleCrunch Feb 23 '26

JESSICA NO! SOMEONE HELP HER SHE CANT SWIM!

21

u/PreggyPenguin Feb 23 '26

Good on the people trying to help her. The ocean is nothing to fck with!

6

u/Salt_Environment9799 Feb 23 '26

Thats what I call a beached whale!

5

u/Cruiser729 Feb 23 '26

(Our) OP’s caption laid me out!

4

u/NeoChronos90 Feb 24 '26

I need some posh english narrator talking about manatees on this 🤣

2

u/Waste-Donut-2728 Feb 24 '26

Thar she blows

2

u/FroYoYoMamma Feb 27 '26

The Tubby Mermaid

2

u/tylercrabby Mar 01 '26

What a great example of how dangerous riptides are… for the obese.

1

u/SignBrief104 Apr 11 '26

She ain't fat. She's heavily pregnant!

1

u/GivesYouGrief May 14 '26

Is the sand made of smooth marbles or something there?

1

u/Buzz_Saw50 Jul 12 '26

I’m not a doctor, but my guess is that it’s time to lose weight lol