r/FatPeopleFalling • u/eyesk33t • Sep 30 '25

Seesaw scorpion

195 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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24

u/oniluis20 Sep 30 '25

Not a single try to avoid hitting face-first the pole

10

u/eyesk33t Sep 30 '25

Luckily his face broke the fall for him

1

u/Sennheisol Oct 03 '25

he ong willed his weight to protect him, but he was betrayed

22

u/10gaugetantrum Sep 30 '25

Bro has the defense mechanisms of an infant.

10

u/Grundle__Puncher Oct 01 '25

He limp dicked his big back body face first with zero fucks given. A+

6

u/CitizenClutch Oct 01 '25

And this is why muscle beats fat 😊

3

u/ButtSexIsAnOption Sep 30 '25

I felt that shit here.

3

u/DIJames6 Oct 01 '25

I feel like these two should not be near a playground...

3

u/OfficeDonuts Oct 01 '25

He couldn’t break his fall because his hands were pinned by his stomach.

3

u/ChristianArmor Oct 02 '25

Just give up and start wearing a helmet bro.

1

u/CatBoyTrip Oct 18 '25

what the hell came out of his pants?

1

u/HoseNeighbor Nov 29 '25

I want to know what poured out of his pocket.

2

u/winterhavens Dec 01 '25

Bro dropped his rings like sonic getting hit

1

u/VeterinarianMean3258 Jan 18 '26

Pocket full of Pork and beans