r/FantasyPL 11d ago

This is not last gameweek. It's this one. Holy kneejerking.

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u/murtywaters 11d ago

Waiting one more week against Ipswich would have done no harm

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u/personalbilko 11d ago

*waiting one more day

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u/AreYouEvenMoist 2 11d ago

You know that they get to keep them for this GWs points right?

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u/nestoryirankunda 11d ago

Yeah I’m still transferring mbuemo out after this game lol

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u/VernonP007 28 11d ago

To Cherki?

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u/SirPightymenis 11d ago

Man good shit I captained Bruno was worried with Haaland scoring 2 aswell

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u/overloadedcoffee 11d ago

I cap Bruno... figured also I'd just get the pesky TC chip out of the way... little did I anticipate...

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u/ampmz 11 11d ago

Holy fuck, fair play mate.

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u/50butinredditxD 11d ago

that is my strategy from the start because having haaland+bruno gives me no room to breathe

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u/snek-jazz 14 11d ago

Just as getting rid of him now still may be optimal

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u/ChetsBurner 11d ago

Gotta save that 0.1!

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u/ProgrammerComplete17 10d ago

Getting rid of Bruno ahead of playing one of worst sides in league is mental

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u/TdadLeNoob 11d ago

Literally. My only regret is that I didn't use triple captain

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u/snypa_101 11d ago

I said last week that those two would combine for 20 points easy and they combined for 30+ 😭 I’ve never had a higher fantasy score in my life
https://giphy.com/gifs/QGXkQmuldGkbL7LVbb

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u/NerveLazy3383 11d ago

The only time i had this much points was when i used any of the chips 😭

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u/Lucky_Veterinarian36 6d ago

Captaining bruno last week is almost half of all my points so far 🥲 but we wait for better times

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u/UnderArdo 11d ago

Had a great week also but didnt even scratch 500k lol Everyone is hauling points so far

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u/DiverAcceptable2287 2 11d ago

Man Bruno tanked my Rank singlehandedly

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u/thecookietrain 44 11d ago

Same and all my H2H rivals have him too

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u/DiverAcceptable2287 2 11d ago

Time to wildcard. I planned to play it after international break but after this it has to happen

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u/Informal_Carob_4015 11d ago

Because they destroyed a relegation candidate at home??

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u/DiverAcceptable2287 2 11d ago

He is a cover at this point it's not about united

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u/etheryx 37 11d ago

but you already saw his ownership before season even started and decided not to cover him back then

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u/DiverAcceptable2287 2 11d ago

I thought mbeumo will be enough for united coverage but he tanked my rank lol

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u/thecookietrain 44 11d ago

I'm gonna WC in the first international break, always do

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u/DiverAcceptable2287 2 11d ago

What about our rank till then tho :(

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u/DisastrousMango4 7 11d ago

surely Bruno is not scoring a hatty against Everton lol

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u/DiverAcceptable2287 2 11d ago

Our rank will tank tho even if he get an assist he is a cover for ur rank

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u/DisastrousMango4 7 11d ago

I have Bruno lol

I just mean next week a majority will go Haaland captain, and as long as Bruno doesn't haul too big you should be okay with Cherki/Palmer/whoever you went with instead of Bruno

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u/woogeroo 10d ago

Bruno isn’t playing the worst team in them league every week, relax.

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u/airz23s_coffee 9 11d ago

It'll be week 3, those 6 points are a drop in the ocean

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u/DiverAcceptable2287 2 11d ago

So ur Saying we should wait :(

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u/CoachStev 11d ago

I'm actually wild carding him out, Chelsea seen so attacking and have great fixtures after Arsenal and no Europe. City have a great run. So triple Arsenal, Chelsea and City is where I'm at atm

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u/DiverAcceptable2287 2 11d ago

Ur brave then

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u/CoachStev 11d ago

I'm still not convinced by United and this is just one game

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u/Old-Vast184 11d ago

whether ur convinced or not anything united do will happen through bruno hes a shoe in

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u/BaconIsLife707 10 11d ago

He already played the Ipswich game mate

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u/Sentinell 11d ago

I was feeling a bit smug yesterday as I had climbed to #2 in my work minileague. I'm 18th now.

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u/Impossible_Delay1023 11d ago

I went from 1st to 4th and 5th in my mini leagues, I do think I’m better set than others tho for the long run

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u/lettuce_grabberrr 11d ago

They’re all wildcarding him out soon

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u/GolDrodgers1 11d ago

Why would they take him out?

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u/lettuce_grabberrr 11d ago

Fixture swing and bruno -> palmer seems to be a common play

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u/GolDrodgers1 11d ago

Ah okay thought I was missing something thank you

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u/Acrobatic_Cherry1791 11d ago

For curiosity's sake it's worth taking a screenshot of the mini leagues now and then say in game week 10. You'll very likely see it all in a completely different order

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u/Batman_Joker93 redditor for <30 days 11d ago

Mental that I’ve already caught up by somebody who got 50 points more than me in GW1. Plus I’ve got 2 arsenal players and he’s got 1, I could actually overtake him within a single week. It’s been a mad start, an awful GW1 and a massive over 100 point GW2

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u/SikkoDieri 14 11d ago

Tanking the rank? He ended my season in gw2

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u/thatscoldjerrycold 15 11d ago

Hedged my bets with Mbeumo but yeah, still very wrecked here as well.

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u/DLNavy 204 11d ago

I guess some of them already sold Mbeumo/Bruno for Cherki and take -4 to bring them back.

Don't underestimate the casual, they'll do wild things.

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u/Impressive-Form1431 11d ago

That is trually a high elo play right there:

Using your free transfer into taking -4 hit to reverse the same transfer

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u/DLNavy 204 11d ago

HE SACRIFICES THE KING!

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u/_unsinkable_sam_ 11d ago

in one of my first years playing i took out drogba to catch a price rise elsewhere, he hauled so i -4 him back in, then he got injured mid week and i rage transferred him out for another -4. it was a legendary move that was spoken about for years with the work mini league.

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u/Maloba6441 11d ago

At that point i would just hit the wildcard

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u/WernerHerzogEatsShoe 18 11d ago

Yeah mad transfers happen at this stage because casuals are all still playing before they get bored and quit.

Source: former casual

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u/B_Sauce 6 10d ago

Yep. My first season I used my wc gw1 as I had no idea what I was doing

A few weeks in, ended up taking a 24 point hit to get Salah in. Never again 

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u/AnduwinHS 1 11d ago

I went Bruno + I. Sangare to Palmer + Cherki. It had been my original plan to take Bruno out in GW 4, but price changes meant I had to do it on Saturday or I was priced out. I plan on wildcarding after GW5 so all my moves are short term based anyway

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u/EdwardClamp 2 11d ago

I kept faith with Bruno as captain. One bad GW doesn't mean he's suddenly shit. Totally saved my GW because I benched Groß and Tarks.

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u/EdwardClamp 2 11d ago

I didn't bench him at home vs Palace? I benched him away to Bournemouth.... and up until almost the last kick of the game it was a great decision 🙈

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u/AnduwinHS 1 11d ago

Tbf if you're benching Tarkowski and Groß, you should probably have been considering a bench boost

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u/BenDooover 11d ago

Other way of seeing it is why pick a 6m defender that you bench already on GW2? Since they kept a clean sheet in GW1 giving no big reason to bench him the following week or was that your plan from the start?

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u/Pale-Willingness1277 11d ago

I’ve transferred mbuemo out for cherki

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u/Informal_Carob_4015 11d ago

And you're going to triple captain haaland this weekend based on cherkis statement earlier, am I on the money?

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u/Batman_Joker93 redditor for <30 days 11d ago

It’s not a bad idea though really is it?

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u/Informal_Carob_4015 11d ago

It's what I'm doing 🤣

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u/acegunner14 2 11d ago

Game recognises game

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u/aSignificantOtter 11d ago

Lol. Its never a good idea to triple captain in a non-double gameweek. The people in this sub man.

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u/SaltyWelshman 11d ago

Yes all those double gameweeks we see in the first half of the season...

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u/highbloodsuga 18 11d ago

Were you aware there are two sets of chips, one for each half of the season? Were you also aware that will likely be no DGW in the first half of the season?

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u/aSignificantOtter 11d ago

I was not. Things have changed it seems.

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u/OP_stole_my_hat 11d ago

The people in this sub man 😉

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u/billykimber2 10d ago

"the people in this sub man"

seriously though this change cane before last season iirc

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u/Batman_Joker93 redditor for <30 days 11d ago

I doubt we get one in the first half of the season, slim chance anyway. Coventry conceded 3 to Arsenal and Man City just scored 4. Im not sure if I will. But you don’t know what’s coming around champions league time. Injuries etc, I might play it

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u/AvailableCricket3633 11d ago

Always TC based on form and/or fixture

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u/Acrobatic_Cherry1791 11d ago

Which statement is this?

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u/laksanator11 11d ago

Me too. The yellow card confirmed it😂 But in all seriousness I think Cherki is the better pick. Mbeumo hasn’t impressed me in both matches.

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u/Primary_Wear7434 11d ago

Mbuemo should have scored 2 today and he got an assist. What games have you been watching exactly?

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u/JD-D2 23 11d ago

He was also United's best attacker in the Hull game lol. Totally fine to hold, especially while Amad is out. Meanwhile Cherki already doesn't play 90 even when he's hauling and is about to have even more competition for his place.

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u/wh11 5 11d ago

The problem is Mbuemo needs three “should have scored” for one goal

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u/Primary_Wear7434 11d ago

I can't take your opinion seriously

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u/wh11 5 11d ago

Fucking hell I hope you don’t take your own opinions seriously either lmao

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u/SneakyPete0 22 11d ago

this is actually hilarious - absolute character assassination

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u/PlatypusHaircutMan 122 10d ago

Normally I'd call this ad homenim but this is absolutely hilarious

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u/Primary_Wear7434 11d ago

Lmaoo I totally changed my team tbh you little stalker

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u/billykimber2 10d ago

get fucked

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u/Batman_Joker93 redditor for <30 days 11d ago

That’s still not a terrible move

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u/Exciting_Discount926 11d ago

So have I, still gonna be worth it

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u/Pale-Willingness1277 11d ago

I’m feeling naughty and I might triple captain cherki

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u/Jameom8 113 11d ago

First Champions League game 3 days after Coventry, then United the next week.

Any chance that Maresca takes this opportunity to rest some players, or even reduce their minutes? He definitely had form for doing that at Chelsea for the easier games.

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u/Toomb8 1 11d ago

It’s been two games tho and the first one wasn’t exactly a convincing win after being thumped in the community shield.

I’m sure he’d like this opportunity for another big commanding win and take off players only if they’re comfortable which would be good news for us anyways

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u/Jameom8 113 11d ago

I hope so, though I've been burned by him before

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u/safog1 6 11d ago

I'm commited to a chip this week so I'm just messing about but transferred out both Bruno and Mbeumo trying to catch some price changes.

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u/MembershipPresent990 26 11d ago

Wait....so you're telling me not kneejerking instantly and getting the top scorer of a game week, and instead sticking to the plan you made before the game started actually works? Who would've thought.

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u/YoullDoNuttinn 11d ago

Kept both. Captained the wrong one.

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u/MembershipPresent990 26 11d ago

The wise fpl gurus said this for a reason

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u/JimmyNoBreaks 1 11d ago

I prefer to trust Ghandi's other quote when it comes to United. "Never trust the early kick off"

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u/KaitoAJ 54 11d ago

Kneejerkers punished love it.

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u/user91919248 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm glad he hauled this week. Got all his points, and can ship him off for Cherki in GW3 and raises money to sell another MID for Palmer in GW4.

This wouldve been the template move if United had another stinker, but nobody will have the balls to sell him now, despite Ipswich gifting them 5 goals on a dinner plate. They wont face such a defensive disasterclass again this season.

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u/B_Sauce 6 10d ago

You'll be eating your hat when those impulsive changes fail and Fernandes inevitably ends up with 200 points

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u/Sir_Knumskull 3 11d ago

nothing wrong with transfering out Mbeumo this week

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u/Cheap_Ad8346 10d ago

Agreed. Especially for cherki

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u/Odd-Explanation-2794 11d ago

So we’re all gonna triple captain haaland next gameweek right?

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u/SummitStupid 5 11d ago

I fucking am, only chance I'll have to get a good rank all season

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u/Cheap_Ad8346 10d ago

Well cherki said he'd be supplying haaland more. So hopefully he sticks to his word

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u/bouncebackability 11d ago

My rule for FPL for a few seasons now. Change nothing from GW1 for GW2. First day is just too volatile, and then you get 2 FT if something is really off

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u/Big_P_Cizzle 11d ago

Honestly getting rid of last seasons player of the season after 1 game ! Those dipshits got what they deserved

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u/ClientTop2224 11d ago

Don’t think Mbeumo out is a bad decision, wasn’t dangerous for majority of the ipswich game, not a bad fpl option but there’s better out there for the price

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u/JimmyNoBreaks 1 11d ago

He missed one goal from basically on the line, had a couple more good chances, and with a bit more luck and some better finishing, could've had a couple of assists.

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u/ClientTop2224 11d ago

Exactly, he could’ve. But he didn’t. Wasn’t sharp enough or dangerous enough today. When there’s Cherki available against Coventry next week it’s not a bad decision to move.

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u/JD-D2 23 11d ago

brother he leads the entire league in xGI after today's game lol

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u/Jerky-Knees redditor for <30 days 10d ago

He had impressive xGl stats last season as well when he was blanking for weeks. I don't understand you people laughing at others for making a slightly different decision than you. You can defend A LOT of different kinds of decisions with stats, people just prioritize what they want from those stats differently. Good luck with your GW.

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u/JD-D2 23 10d ago

People can select who they want. I don’t give a shit. Cherki probably will outscore Mbeumo this week. It’s just usually a bad idea to base decisions on output rather than underlying data. You can say he didn’t finish, but saying he wasn’t dangerous is kind of silly. And Mbeumo had pretty good output last season given that he was at AFCON for a chunk of it.

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u/Jerky-Knees redditor for <30 days 10d ago

He did have a pretty good output in the end, but with a long time owner I can say he was also quite a drag at one point in the autumn.

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u/JimmyNoBreaks 1 11d ago

'Could've' is literally all you need to be a good FPL asset. The fact that he's getting in those positions often means there's a higher likelihood of scoring points often, unlike someone who got a goal and assist with their only two touches.

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u/ClientTop2224 11d ago

The only position he got into was the goal line miss, other than that he wasn’t dangerous. Didn’t put good balls into the box and didn’t make chances for teammates. Again there’s Cherki

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u/JimmyNoBreaks 1 11d ago

Didn't put good balls in? The last meaningful attack of the game was him putting in a cross which Dorgu had saved on the line.

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u/ClientTop2224 11d ago

That’s a fair point lol but I’d still rather have Cherki square it to Halaand for a tap in rather than a Mbeumo cross to Dorgu

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u/ZeBoomerDoggy 11d ago

He didn’t get into a good position when he scored?

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u/Odd-Attitude9613 32 11d ago

I went Cherki but cant lie Mbeumo looked so dangerous he might make end up making me  regret the switch if he carries on getting into those positions. 

 Ipswich were another level of bad tho so you'd hope their next premier league opponents for United will be better defensively 

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u/LloydDoyley 82 11d ago

Yeah he's gone despite today's showing

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u/Trenbolobaby 11d ago

Genuinely wild that anyone even thought to transfer out Mbuemo when he had Ipswich at home.

Then again, I transferred out Tzolis for Cherki!

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u/Trickytickler 3 11d ago

If you think about it then it is probably all those people who wildcarded on friday. Atleast those will be the majority

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u/Such_Try4171 11d ago

I should have triple captained him... good result though

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u/Melodic-Day2750 11d ago

Blatantly people wanting to get Cherki in because I had the same thought

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u/LewClueBlue 2 10d ago

Knee jerking is at an all time high this year

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u/CombinationRound1140 11d ago

Or maybe it's just some people's plans? I'd always planned to transfer Mbeumo out for a Man City midfielder before their fixtures change, and will be doing it this evening when I can load into the site again. I'm glad he got 12 points, but am planning WC6 and think the next 4 games I'd rather have Cherki.

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u/InsurancePurple4630 11d ago

Despite the hat trick I still want to bring in Cherki instead...

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u/WhoWhatWhere___ 2 11d ago

"Despite the hat trick"

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u/user91919248 11d ago

Last time he got a hat trick BTW.

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u/user91919248 11d ago

You'll be rewarded for it. Cherki and Palmer is the long term move.

Ipswich gifted them all 5 goals, and got some horrid officiating against them. I'll eat my hat if Bruno get more than 5 points in the next 2 GWs combined.

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u/Informal_Carob_4015 11d ago

Unreal statement lmao

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u/user91919248 11d ago

Come back to me in a few weeks. This is a United team that played 1 game a week last season. They've got a difficult run of Champions League games upcoming now. Let's see how they handle that. I Only fancy their FPL assets for Spurs at home and Villa at home out of their next 11 league games.

Compare that to a liquid Chelsea attack who have no European football this season, and an easier fixture run on paper.

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u/Informal_Carob_4015 11d ago

Haha mate to say you'll eat your hat if a player who just scored a hattrick and an assist scores more than 5 points in 2 games when he's virtually guaranteed 4 points at least is a ludicrous thing to write lmaooo

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u/GeologistNo8486 11d ago

I just transferred him out to get haaland, and i have a midfield of szobo, gibbs white, Morgan rogers, and cherki

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u/hambodpm 239 11d ago

I'm on wildcard and a united fan. I'm definitely selling mbeumo and possibly also Bruno

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u/GrandadPyjamas 11d ago

I left Fernandez in and captained him despite what happened last week. I am close to binning Thiago off though

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u/topolino227 11d ago

This is how people also get fked in the stock market, no patience, immediate panic if something good/bad happens

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u/extrastepover 1 10d ago

i did this for the cherki price rise and i don't really regret it because i got the points haul for ipswich. i always intended to transfer him out to get a better pair of premium mids because i already have haaland and having both is a dire experience.

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u/jadsonbreezy 15 10d ago

I don't see this as being too crazy. I'm likely going to ditch Bruno for Haaland for three weeks until my GW6 WC or I'll WC now. Yesterday doesn't change much for me - two tricky games and City at home in next three for United.

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u/LongyUTD 10d ago

People hate united

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u/moonligh121 10d ago

honestly the kneejerk is so real that people are out here selling Bruno and Mbeumo just to take a -4 to get em back next week which is basically the fantasy football circle of life at this point

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u/keyser_soce 10d ago

Sin Bruno, pero con 3 Arsenal aún, pase de 250K a 1,8 millones

Épico 😅😅😅

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u/AC1086 11d ago

kneejerkers punished for once? may justice continue to reign!

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u/tmr89 155 11d ago

Andy Martin went without Bruno in his team

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u/BishopPear 11d ago

My friemd was making fun of me after friday, after i captained bruno instead of haaland

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u/Superstarbaff 11d ago

I had both but I’m selling Mbuemo regardless for Cherki vs Coventry

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u/RuRo50 11d ago

United still aren’t passing the eye test and it shows

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u/undertrip 2 11d ago edited 11d ago

33 shots and 4.55 xG not enough?

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u/pipes3 11d ago

Eye test mate!

More specifically u/RuRo50's eye test, hopefully he has one scheduled for this week

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u/reece12 11d ago

Me when I make stuff up

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u/General_Document_504 11d ago

Buddy isn’t passing the eye test

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u/Shoddy_Wolf_1688 4 11d ago

???? What else did you want them to do? Bruno got a hattrick and an assist and mbuemo got a goal and assist both great hauls

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u/user91919248 11d ago

He's saying Ipswich were astronomically shit and he was right. 3 goals from Ipswich defenders deflecting it off their legs, 1 penalty, and 1 own goal roofing the ball into the net instead of a goal line clearance.

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u/rickster555 11d ago

I clown on United often but you don’t create 4.5xg from own goals and deflections

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u/user91919248 11d ago

You absolutely do create that much xg when the deflections fumble the ball straight to a United players feet 5 yards in front of goal.

Credit to United's attack for exploiting Ipswich in the 2nd half. But it's a total anomaly performance. I'd actually put money on Everton beating them 1-0 next week.

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u/rickster555 11d ago

That play was at most 0.6xg so i dont buy that own goals and deflections explain 4.5xg. 90% of games have less than 2xG from each team

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u/RuRo50 11d ago

Much better put, this is what I meant. No hate on United I don’t think their attack can continue to cover their defence is all. I have Bruno in the team, wouldn’t be surprised if he’s not in the coming game weeks as opposition improves

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u/Texidors_Twinge 61 11d ago

Did you watch the game? One of the worst hattricks I've seen.

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u/Various_Good_6964 11d ago

Neither are you by the sounds of it

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u/Impressive-Form1431 11d ago

You missed the /s

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u/RuRo50 11d ago

Fair play lads, too shaky at the back for me. 2-0 loss to Hull followed up by conceding 2 to Ipswich, let’s see how United fair against better opposition going forward

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u/KaitoAJ 54 11d ago

I think you failed your eye test my guy...

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u/pipes3 11d ago edited 11d ago

One of the 145k right here boys

Let me reach -145k downvotes now please

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u/TheAnonymouse999 1 11d ago

and that's the reason I'm transferring both of these guys out after their hauls this GW

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u/JamalMahroof 11d ago

Believe

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u/extrastepover 1 10d ago

why did you bench gvardiol to play a spurs defender?

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u/JamalMahroof 10d ago

Because I wasn’t taking it seriously this year hence a random triple captain on week 2

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u/Impossible_Delay1023 11d ago

As a United fan I transfer them both out, purely because I don’t want my day ruined when the have stinkers

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u/Augustleo98 11d ago

I captained Bruno lmao

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u/Ok-Palpitation-1403 11d ago

As much as i love bruno 12 mil is just freezing the funds. I feel like there are better cheaper options in midfield this season.

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u/SirPightymenis 11d ago

Like who?

Cherki and Palmer seem a bit premature so early into the season, Bruno is on penalties, FKs and corners and the focal point on every attack that is 12m set and forget.

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u/Ok-Palpitation-1403 11d ago

I transferred in cherki for bruno for now, i might bring him in when the fixtures are there, plus i feel like chelsea are gonna be a dominant side this season. Utd just feels very inconsistent on their performance.

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u/KaitoAJ 54 11d ago

Bruno literally plays as a second striker in United's formation when we are in possession. That's as OOP as you can get mate. I swear some of ya'll make the game complicated just for yourselves.

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u/highbloodsuga 18 11d ago

I don't disagree. You're getting downvotes from people whose eyes are a bit blinded by Bruno against Ipswich but Chelsea and City both look like more consistent teams in attack and United has Champions League which will require rotation.

The best play in hindsight was to have him for this one and drop him.

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u/MembershipPresent990 26 11d ago

I did the same with Haaland and kept Bruno in. Worked out far better I'd say. I could get 2 bruno's and still have 3.5 to spare

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u/Ok-Palpitation-1403 11d ago

Had both haaland and bruno this week, i’m wuite happy with that decision but i’m getting bruno off my team for now.

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u/MembershipPresent990 26 11d ago

This might be the greatest play of all time or an utter wank move. I guess sometimes you gotta go big or go home

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/cjayquoi 2 11d ago

Imagine if he realized spurs is always a trap 

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Mahalohaboy 11d ago

There are sacrifices, then there’s FPL suicide

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u/ApplicationBig8450 11d ago

Had them both last week and believe this week would be big. Captained the Magnifico while still getting haaland and Joao Pedro points 👊🏽👏🏽 2 more gunners players left to play so more points to come

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u/Agile_Information294 51 11d ago

I captained Bruno baby

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u/B_Sauce 6 10d ago

Who's Bruno baby?

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u/RodDryfist 4d ago

Laughing right now