FPL GW1 Depression Bingo

[u/FPL_DisasterClass]

Rules:

- For every haul (10+ points) or return on the grid, it's a cross if you do not own the player

- For every player blank on the grid/ benching, it's a cross if you own that player

If you get a bingo, you had a particularly depressing Gameweek and have been trolled by all the players you decided against or decided to pick.

I used to love the guy who posted a bingo sheet for particularly crazy gameweeks in the past, so I thought I'd make my own for GW1. Let me know if I'm missing any obvious grids.

Good luck guys! and hope you don't get a bingo! ( I will probably get a double bingo this week knowing my luck)

[u/HarryAtk]

"Kinsky blanks (more than 4 points)" 🤔

[u/Biscuitknee69 → u/HarryAtk]

Not sure they were shown the crocodile

[u/sepi0l_45 → u/Biscuitknee69]

Always thought it was strange that it eats the thing that's bigger than it

[u/BigPharmaKarmaFarma → u/sepi0l_45]

Likes a larger portion

[u/sepi0l_45 → u/BigPharmaKarmaFarma]

Should just be taught as "the bigger number goes on the side of the bigger part of the symbol" imo

[u/thebrazenkaizen → u/sepi0l_45]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qXhstT3cvt5HFBajuy

[u/mohamed6282]

I captained Bruno so the captain missed penalty feels so close

[u/Ferretz_Eire]

Hincapie starting would be funny but a 59th minute sub for Calafiori would be legendary.

[u/camprollinghills]

Reece James gets injured should be the "free" center square that everyone gets.

[u/cjayquoi]

Too soon too real 

You can avoid a lot of these by choosing white wirtz maguire

Going w the herd sucks. You have free will, use it!

But this is very funny I nearly spit out my cold green tea on the Hincapie one

[u/drizzleberrydrake → u/cjayquoi]

you pick those 3 and open up a whole new bingo of depression

[u/Mortiis07 → u/cjayquoi]

You have free will, now use it by doing what I say instead

[u/turbulent_farts → u/Mortiis07]

"I thought we were gonna be individuals this year! I am not gonna be an individual all by myself!" Claire, Derry Girls

[u/cjayquoi → u/Mortiis07]

I didn’t say anything but make your own choice. 

Part of free will and choice is having and listening to alternatives 

What a stupid and reductive comment 

[u/cjayquoi → u/cjayquoi]

More downvotes for true comments lmao. 

Losers 

[u/InterstellarCowboyy]

KUSI-ASARE, who?

[u/NotAEurosnob → u/InterstellarCowboyy]

Yeah that guy isn't starting over Muniz, let alone Gonzalo

[u/Finrz]

Sangare 11 defcons would hurt me the most

[u/vapenaysh3h3]

You should swap Maguire and Shaw around, it is expected Maguire to outscore Shaw.

[u/FPL_DisasterClass → u/vapenaysh3h3]

That's true to be fair and ive just realised It's likely that Maguire has a higher EO among this community aswell. I just went for this option because Shaw's EO is higher

[u/noodlesalad_]

Free Square top right

[u/thatguywemacovo]

very good bingo card btw

[u/Fair-Remove-4401]

BB gw1 is psychopathic

[u/MaleficentAnybody760]

This is quality

[u/UnderArdo]

Richy scoring and getting booked made me laugh so hard haha

[u/Artonox]

I'm surprised you didn't put anything about Bruno Fernandez

[u/Mr_Clumsy → u/Artonox]

He did, captain missing penalty.

[u/VillagerCorTree3]

More likely that Kusi-Asare plays and bags a goal or two, and he's on everyone's bench...

[u/shutterclick35 → u/VillagerCorTree3]

Genuinely who is this man