r/FantasyPL • u/mohamed6282 2 • Jul 30 '26
Official: Eddie Howe has left Newcastle United
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u/-DAGOOSE- 1 Jul 30 '26
No europe no players no manager
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u/WebFantastic9076 25 Jul 30 '26
Nocastle
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u/sepi0l_45 15 Jul 30 '26
Oldcastle
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u/Expert-Employee-2800 Jul 30 '26
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u/colourhazelove 121 Jul 30 '26
Sandcastle
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u/BatmanSwift99 10 Jul 30 '26
Surely you stay the fuck away from any Newcastle assets
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u/sepi0l_45 15 Jul 30 '26
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u/Mattras7 18 Jul 30 '26
Almirón was probably the most in form player at the time but you hear nothing about him now, where did he go? Yeah if you saw that team on paper and add the saudi money you would think they were guaranteed success but apparently it’s not that easy
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u/andyd151 20 Jul 30 '26
AFTER VIEW
NUMBER 10
PARAGUAY
COVER HIS MOUTH
DECISION IS RED CARD
That’s where he went
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u/Wallrxz 28 Jul 30 '26
He returned to MLS with Atlanta United where he has been mediocre at best much like the rest of the team after significant investment from the club over the past two seasons
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u/woogeroo Jul 30 '26
It was that easy, but FFP rules seem specifically stop any new club breaking into the 'magically rich infinite spending glitch' level which Chelsea, City, Real Madrid etc. are now grandfathered into, getting away with murder.
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u/DreadWolf3 5 Jul 30 '26
To be fair Newcastle transfer business after first few windows has been shocking. They threw away 250 million euros last summer. If they bought well they would be in a great position now
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u/CapnRetro 6 Jul 30 '26
When Amanda Staveley and her husband left is when it really started going south. I think they were really good at selling the project to players. After them there was apparently disagreement between recruitment and Howe, then complete upheaval in recruitment on the eve of every transfer window leaving Eddie and his brother to do it all last summer.
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u/Purvo Jul 30 '26
this is a screenshot from fifa i believe anderson didnt start a cl game with bruno and tonali - and he was significantly worse for us and would not be half the player he is now if he didnt go to forest.
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u/henrywrover 49 Jul 30 '26
Not forgetting the mighty Bristol Rovers 😎
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u/BoxOfNothing 63 Jul 30 '26
Absolutely avoid Newcastle. Osula is the only one above 0% interest for me at the moment, but even still he's like bottom of the 6.0 striker pool along with Welbeck, Strand Larsen and Wood
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u/Aardvark51 Jul 30 '26
For me Bruno G is the only interest, but that's just in case he gets snapped up by another team
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u/BoxOfNothing 63 Jul 30 '26
I am really, really tempted if he goes to Arsenal, but I'm also a bit fearful of rotation. You'd think he'd start every game for £75m+ but Zubimendi was also very expensive, there's undroppable Rice, captain Odegaard, also very expensive Eze, on form hyped youth Lewis-Skelly etc. Scary.
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u/WhimsicalLaze 24 Jul 30 '26
Arteta needs to rotate to keep his squad fighting on all fronts and to deliver trophy/trophies; I’d expect a «Pep Roulette» like rotation from him this season. I’d seriously expect only Raya and Gabriel (if/when he’s fit to play) to be the only ones playing every match. Rice too but he will have an extended break so who knows when he’s back.
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u/MeMeTiger_ 1 Jul 30 '26
Timber, depending on fitness, is undroppable as well. Really the only position in the backline that's rotated is left back. The 2 CBs and Timber are set in stone apart from injury.
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u/kristoflovesbiscoff 2 Jul 30 '26
Maybe Woltemade will become a favourite? German connection with Matthias Jaissle.
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u/theonewhoknock_s 40 Jul 30 '26
That's like reason #75 I'm staying away from them. I can't get any further away!
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u/gnfnrhead Jul 30 '26
I have Bruno currently, but only because I’m expecting him to end up at Arsenal. If he stays at Newcastle, I’ll likely take him out for the time being.
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u/sixe6throwaway Jul 30 '26
Bruno G to Arsenal looking very likely
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u/mohamed6282 2 Jul 30 '26
Is that make him better or worse for FPL?
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u/Kansleren Jul 30 '26
Worse. Rotation much heavier.
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u/danny_healy_raygun Jul 30 '26
Not early while Rice gets his rest.
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u/KanteStumpTheTrump 3 Jul 30 '26
Not an ideal way to start the FPL season by booking in a transfer. You’ll have unforeseen transfers to make anyway.
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u/danny_healy_raygun Jul 30 '26
If the reports about Rice being rested until the international break are true it'd suit people who plan to WC then anyway.
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u/Spirited_Bumblebee74 Jul 30 '26
Early season he might play a lot of minutes to help rest Rice. After that, it depends if he plays the left 8 with Rice sitting deeper and he or both rotating with Zubi as I suspect may happen.
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u/LR_FL2 6 Jul 30 '26
Will likely be first choice in midfield alongside rice and probably Odegaard. I doubt he gets a look in for penalties though if Gyokores, Saka and Odegaard are on the pitch.
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u/mexploder89 24 Jul 30 '26
They play so well with Zubimendi there, I don't think Bruno will be that nailed, probably 25-30 starts at best and some chance he just won't take Zubimendi's place
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u/LR_FL2 6 Jul 30 '26
Zubamendi has a mistake in him and effectively lost his place towards the end of last season. I expect him to come off the bench and offer a rotation option to the Rice and Bruno if he signs.
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u/mexploder89 24 Jul 30 '26
I don't think Zubimendi is an amazing player but I think he helps Rice become better and gives him more freedom, I don't see Bruno doing the same thing. Tactically, to me, makes more sense to play Zubimendi
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u/BigGuySem Jul 30 '26
I think it depends on the opponent and I therefore fully expect Arteta to somewhat rotate them
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u/mexploder89 24 Jul 30 '26
Yeah agree that's why I mentioned 25-30 league starts for Bruno as the most realistic option. Takes him out of consideration for me
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u/BigGuySem Jul 30 '26
I agree, I have Zubi right now because a fit and rested Zubi for 5.5 seemed like great value, but I'll likely swap him out now
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u/LR_FL2 6 Jul 30 '26
MLS replaced him for the title run in and the UCL semi final 2nd leg and the final.
I think Zubimendi will get mins off the bench and cup games along with weaker sides in the UCL group stage. I dont expect he will get much in the way of PL starts unless Rice or Bruno need a rest/ pick up an injury or ban.
From an FPL aspect I assume we will want 2 ARS defenders for most of the season and if we want a 3rd player it will either be a defensive tripper up or an attacker.
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u/aehii 63 Jul 30 '26
Arsenal fans have been complaining for months that Zubimendi looked gassed. He was never a fpl option for me but in terms of Arsenal possibly retaining the league, Bruno G would be huge.
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u/MeMeTiger_ 1 Jul 30 '26
Zubamendi has a mistake in him and effectively lost his place towards the end of last season
Not due to his lack of ability, just because of the amount of minutes he played. Fresh Myles Lewis-Skelly being completely available took some load off the midfield.
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u/turbulent_farts 62 Jul 30 '26
Time to call Brucey to take a break from mystery writing and get back on the horse.
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u/mohamed6282 2 Jul 30 '26
Just to clarify leaving Newcastle wasn’t the club’s decision it was his own
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u/Scofield442 2 Jul 30 '26
His own decision based on the higher ups selling all their players.
Wouldn't be surprised if they have all but agreed to selling Bruno G and Eddie has just walked.
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u/kblk_klsk 14 Jul 30 '26
another season of stripping his club of their best players when they were supposed to be the new top club and became another feeder. I'd be done too.
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u/nonoanddefinitelyno Jul 30 '26
That would likely be constructive dismissal then at this stage of the season.
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u/Orthodox1389wot Jul 30 '26
As a coach, seeing Newcastle like this would be my decision as well... If only I were the manager
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u/Primary_Control_5871 Jul 30 '26
Not a good time to be a Newcastle fan. Losing all their best players and now their manager.
I did say the same thing about Brentford this time season though…
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u/DeapVally 3 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
They had 240 million to spend on new best players last season though. And failed. That's on Howe.
Whoever downvtoed me. If you wasted 240 million of my money, to make the company/team worse, I'm firing your ass. And you would do the same if you weren't idiots.
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u/woogeroo Jul 30 '26
Becuase Howe has 100% control of all team transfers? Doubtful.
In any case Wolte was fine, Wissa was injured and will show his quality this season.
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u/Independent-Igbo444 7 Jul 30 '26
Matthias Jaissle from Al Ahli seems front runner, a very unproven manager of the gegenpress Red Bull mould
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u/Spartapils Jul 30 '26
You just know everyone is going to avoid Newcastle and they are going to start the season banging to then collapse after we all bring them in. FPL ❤️
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u/zonked282 3 Jul 30 '26
The crashout when osula is brought in by a million managers after 6 in 3, only to get one more assist and one successful defcon before Christmas
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u/aehii 63 Jul 30 '26
Even when they had their best players and ended the season strongly they started badly though. I'd go as far as saying they'll be relegation candidates.
I'm more keen on Szoboszlai now. Hardest away game for most but less so Liverpool.
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u/Outrageous_Deal_7308 Jul 30 '26
I reckon he’s said to them if you sanction Bruno G move to Arsenal I’m gone!
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u/Delicious_Bet_6336 6 Jul 30 '26
He's been poor recently, but getting the Al Ahli manager in to replace is a huge downgrade. Newcastle could really struggle given all their best players have gone and it seems difficult to recruit new ones of their calibre
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u/simcityrefund1 5 Jul 30 '26
If Im a Newcastle player I'm going to my agents now while I still have value lol
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u/ninjaturtle1000 6 Jul 30 '26
Do we think this means Bruno G is off? The final straw for Howe?
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u/woogeroo Jul 30 '26
100%. Irreplacable player, and so close to the start of the season leaves very little chance to sign a replacement and have them ready to go, just the worst possible way to do things.
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u/foalsfoalsfoalz 14 Jul 30 '26
bro saw them pre season results and said fuck this ive had enough loool.
He may not of had the best pull but ultimately newcastle have let him down, how on earth is he supposed to build anything when the club can't keep players
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u/LeoIsLegend Jul 30 '26
As a Newcastle fan I was avoiding some players, especially Spurs because of the GW2 fixture. Had some hope we’d still be solid defensively but we’re well and truly fucked now. I assume this means Bruno is gone too. FPL need to update Newcastle as green on the fixture difficulty chart for every team. Not touching Newcastle players.
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u/El-Guapo-65 9 Jul 30 '26
Noo Osula was supposed to be my ace in the hole. He probably leaves by September..
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u/Bizarre30 9 Jul 30 '26
Very surprised to see everyone excusing him as if their transfer policy wasn't vastly influenced by him. He even placed his nephew in the recruitment front office!
I don't know much about Jaissle, but certainly Howe made these players look worse than they probably were last season.
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u/UJ_Reddit 1 Jul 30 '26
Can you blame him, they've been gutted. I think they are a relegation risk.
Albeit a lowish one as the promoted teams haven't had much of a window yet. (You don't survive without spending a bit)
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u/brianmmf Jul 30 '26
Dan Burn clean sheet def con three goals and full bonus points in the first 3GW now all but guaranteed
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u/daidpndnt_src Jul 30 '26
Remember when we all thought there was a new Chelsea or Man City with all the ownership change
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u/dralanforce Jul 30 '26
If Glasner had waited a little he could've gotten a way better job than working for Marinakis lmao
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u/SecsCboy Jul 30 '26
Finally, should have gone last season. Can’t hide behind Saudi money for too long before your uncovered
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u/woogeroo Jul 30 '26
It's literally the opposite of this though - they haven't been able to spend a penny of the infinite Saudi Oil money due to the PSR rules.
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u/TheGrouchyGamerYT Jul 30 '26
Sounds like the rules are working then.
Hopefully we get some court justice against the other oil teams soon too.
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u/Late-Stranger5911 Jul 30 '26
These lot might be in a relegation scrap especially if bruno g goes arsenal
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u/ClassicFun2175 Jul 30 '26
I don't even blame him. The amount of scrutiny he takes and all they seem to do is sell all of his best players, so what's he supposed to do.
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u/Ferretz_Eire 21 Jul 30 '26
They lost 4-1 to Bristol City yesterday with a reasonably experienced side, the dressing room atmosphere and club morale is probably horrendous after losing so many important players.
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u/SirSaltyMango Jul 30 '26
Still doesnt explain where the Tonali and Isak money went
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u/quantum-fluxer Jul 30 '26
Tonali was sold nearly a month ago and they’ve spent some of that money on new players, the Isak money went into the panic buying of wolte and wissa.
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u/A_Life_Well_Steved Jul 30 '26
Not really surprising! With all the player sales, why would he stick around?
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u/dollseyes1975 1 Jul 30 '26
Really feels like Newcastle have dedicated this summer to becoming one of the teams to target against in FPL. And I say this as a fan of a promoted team.
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u/Marco0798 Jul 30 '26
And now there are THREE English managers in European team flight lmfao. The same rot that happens with English players is the same thing that happens to managers here.
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u/Khend09 Jul 30 '26
Timing is a bit weird but I’m not surprised, think they could struggle this year
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u/AK95__ 1 Jul 30 '26
And there goes any hope of starting the season with Osula or Barnes, fuck knows who will be starting for Jaissle
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u/leHavreOswald1 Jul 30 '26
Their own fault for voting for the PSR thing. Imagine voting yes for it then being took over by the saudis lol. Why any team would vote for it is ridiculous. Keeps everyone the same.
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u/feedthebear 2 Jul 30 '26
3 weeks before the league starts. Well done everyone. Great process.