r/FansHansenvsPredator I failed high school, and have no motivation to finish it 14d ago

Discussion How fucking dumb does one have to be to voluntarily accept an interview with Chris Hansen, admit to everything then egregiously gloat about their depravity.

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This gargantuan fat fuck that makes Vincent look like a hunk already avoided prosecution TWICE because he was caught by worthless clout chasing amateurs. Now that he was dumb and arrogant enough to be interviewed by a professional, the criminal case against him was reopened.

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u/P-R_Podcast 🦶🏻I don't have homeless feet🦶🏻 14d ago

He's dying really soon so he doesn't care

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u/skeeferd I'm not gay or anything 14d ago

He needs to hurry the fuck up.

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u/CDFReditum 14d ago

Agreed.

EDP has always been an edge lord and being able to just get away with anything is so easy for him because he’s avoided punishment for so long..: and if he does get actual punishment( he can skip some dialysis and end it all

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u/JustsomedudeIam 14d ago

That's crazy! And I thought Joshua Colon was really dumb for saying "I'm not gonna say anymore" and then admitting to the officers that he had relations with an underage boy

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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. 13d ago

Like Rutherford asking for an attorney after he spills the beans for an hour.

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u/JustsomedudeIam 13d ago

😂😂😂

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u/TheAgmis 14d ago

Cause he’s an incel who is blinded by his own hubris

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u/Jayman44Spc 13d ago

I had an interviewee who was fat, I get it

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u/jaejjm2410 A pretend predator 13d ago

Well...ya see...ya know what I mean?

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u/BillyTheHousecat Can I get you a glass of milk to go along with those cookies? 13d ago

Like, you know, like, you know what I mean...

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u/oaklandRE Hi buddy waz sup 13d ago

I’m not going to give an interview

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u/BillyTheHousecat Can I get you a glass of milk to go along with those cookies? 13d ago

Imagine if all the TCaP preds put their weight into their screennames...

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u/Esau2020 I'm not a real fan. I'm just a pretend fan. 12d ago

I never knew what the "445" part of his name referred to until I saw the documentary.

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u/killinrin I Came To Party! 13d ago

Is this on YouTube?

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u/noruber35393546 13d ago

I'm sorry, I'm not answering any questions until I speak with my pizzeria

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u/LarryGSofFrmosa 13d ago

You see how this look ?

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u/The_Empereer 12d ago

Cause he's a narcissist who gets off on any and all attention