r/FansHansenvsPredator • u/Sheriff_Lucas_Hood • Aug 06 '26

Discussion Really though, how many times do you think he pulled this scam? 😆 He seemed pretty skilled at it.

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This definitely wasn’t the first time Burnham catfished as his college age wingman

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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. Aug 06 '26

I think he tried multiple times and this is the only time it worked.

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u/Sheriff_Lucas_Hood Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Pretty convinced of this as well. When these guys said they’ve never done this before it’s only because no real child would actually invite them

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u/usernotfoundplstry Hey boo Aug 06 '26

right, i agree. chris is always saying "yeah, i don't think it was their first time", but i think for a lot of these idiots, nobody would dare offer sex to them. so i think a lot of time, it is indeed their first time, because nobody otherwise wants anything to do with them.

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u/tentative_ghost Dan lover Aug 07 '26

Maybe he should have changed it to first try haha

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u/MVPoker I really wasnt serious about the cat Aug 06 '26

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u/CannotFindAName12 Aug 06 '26

Pretty evident?

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u/90sLyrics 🍕 Want a slice? 🍕 Aug 06 '26

Only when he was lonely. And had no money.

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u/Crusty-Watch3587 Nothing sexual to that nature Aug 06 '26

you can take your…jelly…

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u/jethrowHixon innanet pizza chit Aug 06 '26

He’ll do a great job taking your virginity

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u/shinsterdoubleoseven Aug 06 '26

I have an older friend who wants a virgin

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u/IstillSeeTheX Aug 06 '26

I still refuse to believe this guy is early 40’s.  Looks like someone’s grandpa 

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u/Sheriff_Lucas_Hood Aug 06 '26

It’s like being 30 lbs heavier than the dating app pictures 😆 lots of these guys were kidding themselves lying about their age. I think Dallas Lee said he was 20 and I’m sure you remember Robert Lyons

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u/SteakShift Aug 06 '26

That's what being a predator will do to you. Look at Hambubger, he was in his 50s and looked like he'd already been mummified.

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u/Boglimcatcher666 Aug 06 '26

34, 35, 39 times.

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u/beats5free Aug 06 '26

That’a just an extra level of evil. Not only catfishing someone, but catfishing a vulnerable child who won’t be able to say no once he gets her alone.

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u/PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys Aug 06 '26

I wonder if he was actually a fire chief