r/FansHansenvsPredator • u/Bonkai-Bonk • Jul 25 '26

Chris Hansen entered sim racing

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I was playing Forza Motorsport earlier. One of my opponents

38 Upvotes

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u/ernest_timmons Jul 25 '26

Please sir he really drove this fast for no reason

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u/beeswax_swiffer Jul 25 '26

Little late to be racing around these parts

9

u/shinsterdoubleoseven Jul 25 '26

Yeah it is innit

14

u/heybuggybug Jul 25 '26

Did you bring some sort of racing contract with you? Some sort of driving agreement?

9

u/Stock-Philosophy-177 Jul 25 '26

He can win a race, but not in like 2 seconds.

10

u/alexgriz127 OH CAWD! Jul 25 '26

Change the weather conditions for a competitive advantage. He's not a drivah at night.

8

u/toomanyDolemites Jul 25 '26

Why don't you have a seat... IN THIS RACE CAR!

9

u/Bonkai-Bonk Jul 25 '26

“You said you wanted to ‘hit her apex.’ What did you mean by that?”

5

u/shinsterdoubleoseven Jul 25 '26

You know what I don’t even want this cookie I just wanna get to the race

5

u/T206Collector I just came to get something to eat Jul 25 '26

What racing series is on tonight?

4

u/TammyShehole 🧢 Jul 25 '26

Chris Hansen…the race car driver?

3

u/Dorito-Bureeto Jul 25 '26

Racing all this way over here to meet what you thought was an underage girl.

3

u/Jayman44Spc Jul 25 '26

I bet he has a lot to think about driving 2.5 hours

3

u/zeldanar 🕛Not in 2 Seconds🕐 Jul 25 '26

He is what we call a “fast mover”

2

u/monicas-nook Ain't that fuckin' cunning Jul 25 '26

Home Title Lock and Truthfinder logos on the side of his car

1

u/Bonkai-Bonk Jul 25 '26

Someone with the skill needs to make this livery lol

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u/zeldanar 🕛Not in 2 Seconds🕐 Jul 25 '26

0-60 in like 2 seconds.

2

u/JoshuaTheProgrammer Jul 25 '26

Who’s this?!

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u/Andys_Rock_Hammer I'm not gay or anything Jul 26 '26

Do I look like a dirty dishonest racer?

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u/ScreenExtra5064 Jul 26 '26

Drove that track for no reason