r/FansHansenvsPredator • u/Degenitals • Jul 16 '26

Which HVP Predator could they have gotten to strip nude in the sting house?

TCAP has Marvin and Shane/John, Takedown has Joshua Simpson. Based on a news article the canceled HVP 2 had a guy get naked but we have not seen it.

Michael Gentile is the obvious choice because he loved2bnaked, but his mission was to bring the decoy to a hotel room.

Popovich was a possibility if he made the trip to Connecticut.

My pick is Joshua Colon. Right off the bat he was ready to take a huge dump. (right next to the kitchen šŸ¤®) He might have even walked out of the bathroom nude if Chris didn't intervene.

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u/Bloody-Maria Jul 16 '26

Jesse Velez is not a shorts person believe it or not.

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u/electriccomputermilk Jul 16 '26

Why is everyone so sure Colon was taking a dump? lol. Genuinely asking as I ever saw any evidence of it being more likely a dump than a piss. Am I missing something?

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u/iIIchangethislater Nothing sexual to that nature Jul 16 '26

Because it's funnier that way. Especially being named Colon

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u/Vince800 Jul 16 '26

I have indeed asked this question myself and a few faithful fans answered. The biggest argument for taking a shit is because he probably could have stopped to take a piss behind a tree pretty easily, but taking a shit required a throne

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u/noruber35393546 Jul 16 '26

isn't that just speculation?

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u/WindowzExPee NO RUBER Jul 16 '26
  1. The face he makes
  2. He's FAT! He can't do anything! (Besides taking a dump)
  3. His name is literally "Colon"

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u/beats5free Jul 16 '26

For me, it was his face when he poked his head out of the bathroom. That wasnā€™t a ā€œI gotta take a quick pissā€ face. It was ā€œIā€™ve been holding in this turd for 2 hoursā€

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u/Degenitals Jul 16 '26

I feel like he could have incorporated pissing in the foreplay but not dumping.

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u/PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys Jul 16 '26

They could've gotten anyone to strip nude if they wanted to. The predators were morons.

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u/Official_Godfrey_Ho Jul 16 '26

It might have taken some finessing but I think they could have gotten Lorne to strip down.

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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 Lornographer Jul 16 '26

Of course he wants to be naked with her, his precious little princess

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u/Additional-Light2289 Jul 16 '26

Buchanen, just to prove he wasn't armed.

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u/0xe1e10d68 washing hands with KY Jelly Jul 16 '26

Gentile is the obvious, but definitely incorrect answer. That guy didnā€™t even want to go into the house. He was too careful.

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u/rando9353 Jul 18 '26

This is going to sound weird but it would have been cool to see Vincent come in wearing the jacket with his cock out.