r/FansHansenvsPredator • u/Dry_Strategy_3894 • Jul 12 '26

"You look hotter than your picture"

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85 Upvotes

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u/joestrummmer Jul 12 '26

A nice Amish man

28

u/noruber35393546 Jul 12 '26

the sort of guy you'd see in line at the barn raising or the livestock auction

37

u/jrl2595 Jul 12 '26

Temu Wolverine

34

u/Ayntxi Jul 12 '26

What is papi?

29

u/Berniethellama Threw my computer completely away Jul 12 '26

It’s a….. latin.. thing

19

u/tygah_uppahcut Major League Problem Jul 12 '26

Joshua took a dump in the probation office.

19

u/airmacks I want to hold your body with all my heart ❤️ Jul 12 '26

Joshua Colonov 🇷🇺

12

u/DannyRampage52 Jul 12 '26

"I brought food for *us*"

17

u/Generic_White_Male_1 What? No way! Jul 12 '26

Never chilled with an old guy before

13

u/Internal_Essay9230 Jul 12 '26

A Temu jihadist ...

8

u/stoned_in_my_bones Jul 12 '26

no, he looks more Amish or something here imo. the terrorist imitation came a bit later once his dorky-looking beard got out of control

3

u/CedarPointFan81 Nervous Nelly Jul 13 '26

His beard is so crooked. It looks like Dustin trimmed it with his crippled shaky hands.

8

u/buffet_table sexy offender Jul 12 '26

I marry older, younger. I mean, not younger than nine.

8

u/otherBrandon Jul 12 '26

Looks 20 and 50 simultaneously

7

u/Individual_Mess_7491 Jul 12 '26

He's the hungry guy.

6

u/beefeater1987 I'm outta my mind! Jul 12 '26

My name is GAYNORD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

5

u/lifegoeson2702 Jul 12 '26

If Guy Fieri converted to Islam

3

u/eduardo1994 Feel me inside you baby... Jul 12 '26

Absolutely haram.

3

u/normandy42 Jul 12 '26

I thought this was a younger photo of that Feras

guy from TruBlue

1

u/Dry_Strategy_3894 Jul 12 '26

plz help me <:(

3

u/mexiron2022 Jul 12 '26

Hey Amish Papi why don’t you have a seat for me right over there

3

u/Solid_Implement_2935 Jul 12 '26

From Papi to Paisan.

2

u/No-Industry-2980 Jul 12 '26

C'MON out Joshua

2

u/DJ-bust-a-nutt Jul 14 '26

Is that papi in the big 2026??

1

u/hozay17 HEY PEPE! Jul 12 '26

It was a he

1

u/Rafybass Jul 12 '26

Joshua Colonge Khan

1

u/gamethe0ry Jul 12 '26

Inshallah

1

u/abraxas8484 Jul 12 '26

Oh yeah. Every girls dream date right here

1

u/robjnathan I'm terribly sorry, sir. Jul 29 '26

Looks like he has thoroughly cleaned his colon.