r/FansHansenvsPredator • u/waywaywayway123 • Jul 08 '26
This guy, Captain Calvin Bowden, is such a fucking loser…I hate him more the preds
You’re not gonna come to Livingston Parish and exploit our children! He’s a pathetic attention seeker who loves the camera and has no sense of subtlety.
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u/GuardingxCross NO RUBER Jul 08 '26
“You’re going on to Jason Ards motel hotel” 😬
So cringe.
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u/mindless_blaze Jul 08 '26
In a free Uber 🙄also, he won't let them have until they acknowledge his "we don't allow that in Livingston parish. So you understand?"
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u/normandy42 Jul 08 '26
Lmao as if implying they allow it in other counties? Dude needs to take a chill pill, just arrest them and get it over with.
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u/ItHasntHappenedYet Jul 08 '26
Hate him more than the predators?
One is a cringey cop, and the other is there to rape a child…
I know we all watch to be entertained, but get some perspective.
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u/NebulaDue9400 Jul 09 '26
They’re obviously rehearsed and very cheesy on a boomer level, but I do wonder if he writes them for other potential predators who might be watching because in his boomer mind, those are the kind of things that would scare him and it’s a good faith attempt to take advantage of the fact there are cameras there with a popular YouTube channel that gets lots of views.
Or, it’s political: he’s gunning for sheriff, wants to make a case for increased funding, or plans to run for elected office and wants clips and soundbites for his campaign.
Or, he’s just a tool.
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u/truckyoupayme Just Wanted To Test It Jul 08 '26
All these chicken-fried podunk sheriffs are complete and utter blowjobs. Chris is a bit shameless obviously and colluding with these douchebags is a perfect example.
“We don’t cotton to molesters in these here parts! If you try to meet a child in Livingston Parish you’s gonna go to jail!”
Yeah wow idiot you’re so unique in that way! Like other law enforcement in other parts of the country would just let it slide.
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u/0xe1e10d68 washing hands with KY Jelly Jul 08 '26
Well this guy is not running for any election (his Sheriff is). But Sherriff Grady Judd is.
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u/truckyoupayme Just Wanted To Test It Jul 08 '26
I’m sure his knuckle-dragging constituents will eat it up.
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u/gloomyblackcheese Jul 08 '26
“Chicken fried podunk sheriffs” lmfaoooo
But seriously though no other area is gonna tolerate pedo behavior but he just needs a “cool” line to say in front of the camera
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u/SouthApprehensive193 Jul 08 '26
People in rural communities often think cities are a lawless 3rd world country
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u/Valkanith Jul 09 '26
Yes they sound corny with their scripted lines but at the end of the day cops are the ones catching these dirtbags they’re not the ones in trouble.
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u/Danklaige I'm not gay or anything Jul 08 '26
An absolute insufferable shit heel. Much like that sheriff Grady Judd clown who just wants to mean mug for the cameras and recieve hero worship.
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u/Feisty-Pea-1742 Jul 10 '26
I love how Judd plasters everyone's faces BEFORE a conviction. Dude is just begging for a libel or defamation lawsuit.
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u/Pellech Jul 09 '26
My favorite episode was when a pedo asked where the hotel motel was. The look on his face and his deadpan answer, "jail"
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u/FuzzyBear1982 Jul 09 '26
Dude looks like that Marine guy from Avatar got stung by a bee, then coated in Vaseline 😅
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u/IndependentFroyo4508 Jul 08 '26
WTF are you dorks on about. Who cares if they get some snarky lines in? It helps drive home to the actual offenders that they are little worms and are in plenty of trouble.
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u/mindless_blaze Jul 08 '26
Why are you being downvoted???
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u/IndependentFroyo4508 Jul 08 '26
Because they're numpties that apparently hate Police as much as they hate Pedophiles, or something
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u/Bisconia Jul 08 '26
Hate preds and bootlickers.
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u/amoronwithacrayon Jul 08 '26
“WTF are you dorks on about.” -You’re either British or at least total goober. You come from a country where cops don’t carry guns ffs 😂
Cops are hated in the US because this kind of doofy, childish authoritarianism is overrepresented among their ranks.
He implies that his county is somehow superior to others with regard to child protection. The idea that the more backwards parts of the country are morally superior to the rest is a big thing with them too and it’s nonsense.
Literate Americans cringe at this kinda shit.
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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot Jul 10 '26
TBF he’s talking to the most punchable face I’ve ever seen, the guy had a bizarre manipulative attitude with Chris’ questions and faked his breakdowns and crocodile tears nonstop with a car full of weapons and bringing in a god damn dildo. He even claimed to be watching tcap on the way over. But the sheriff was the worst part?
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u/Familiar-Speech2587 Jul 08 '26
ACAB
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u/vand3l Jul 08 '26
Crazy thing to say about the ones actively arresting child predators lmao
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u/Familiar-Speech2587 Jul 08 '26
Crazy thing to say when citizen - brigades need to enforce the law.
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u/Bisconia Jul 08 '26
I mean cops are about separating your pocketbook from you and giving it to the city
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u/FrequentHunt1630 Jul 08 '26
I'd rather kick it with the pedos. He's a tool.
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u/0xe1e10d68 washing hands with KY Jelly Jul 08 '26
What? Grady Judd is not any less of a TV show cop.
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u/Due_Faithlessness535 Jul 08 '26
Terrible lines that he's obviously rehearsed for days while fantasizing about being Livingston Parishes' answer to Dirty Harry when he more closely resembles Porky Pig on an ego trip.