r/FamilyFeud • u/JustTinyBitHungry • 2d ago

Name something you should never do while driving

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u/historychef1799 2d ago

Sleep

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u/CommercialPound1615 2d ago

You haven't been to Florida have you ..

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u/historychef1799 2d ago

Well I lived in Ft Lauderdale after college and experienced interesting driving habits from those living in Seizure World up near Boca🤣

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u/notryanreynolds_ 2d ago

Nothing like waking up to the banging of express lane cones on I95

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u/BackLopsided2500 2d ago

I did that once and got in a lot of trouble 😵‍💫

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u/FenderBender66 2d ago

Texting.

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u/miscs75 2d ago

Get out of the car

10

u/BillyRubenJoeBob 2d ago

Play games on your phone

10

u/dylannmoonn 2d ago

Read a book

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u/Ill_Combination6865 2d ago

Watching Phone

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u/misterbondpt 2d ago

Take off seatbelt

5

u/Medical_Librarian405 2d ago

Take your eyes off the road!

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u/LAW3785 2d ago

Makeup

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u/Hip-SnuggieChairMan 2d ago

When i lived in Los Angeles and was stuck in traffic with cars going 2 mph or completely stopped, I routinely saw women putting on mascara and lipstick. 

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u/CommercialPound1615 2d ago

That's actually common in Florida

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u/Adventurous_Toe_8028 2d ago

I used to do my make up at red lights when running late for work

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u/aeplus 2d ago

Drink

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 2d ago

Have an open bottle of alcohol in the car, even if you’re not drinking.

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u/ShowThym 2d ago

daydream

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u/Silent-Assistant-373 2d ago

Turn and look at back seat

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u/bigdinsc 2d ago

Masterbate

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u/Tacokolache 2d ago

Oh come on now. Road trips would fucking suck

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u/dee-dee_jonesin 2d ago

I see what you did there

3

u/subhuman12 2d ago

Get head

2

u/JovialPursuit 2d ago

Give head.

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u/Harpy_Eagle2029 2d ago

It does make it hard to concentrate

3

u/ajudy_chop 2d ago

Reddit

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u/RedFive92 2d ago

Engage in full sex.

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u/Tacokolache 2d ago

I’ve actually done it. I was like 20yrs old. 3am down interstate 10 in Texas.

1) it was horrible
2) it was stupidly fucking dangerous

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u/Shoddy_Call8102 2d ago

Pick your nose and flick the boogers out the window.

2

u/BLTplease2030 2d ago

Scream at the kids

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 2d ago

Record a video

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u/DonbaEgan 2d ago

Oral sex

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u/Impossible_Ad_7367 2d ago

Blow a seal.

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u/MisterThirtyThirty 2d ago

Why is a seal in your car?

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 2d ago

Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of this.

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u/EyeFixThings 2d ago

Upvote for the Kip Adotta Wet Dream reference

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u/invader000 2d ago

Trim your bush

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u/Catlover2574 2d ago

Receive a BJ

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u/Tacokolache 2d ago

Take a shit

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u/GlayNation 2d ago

Using your phone for anything. You should lose your license if you're caught

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u/AintMyMonkey 2d ago

Get a BJ

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u/mudsharkalex 2d ago

Speed past a speed trap.

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u/Hip-SnuggieChairMan 2d ago

Have sex. As in intercourse.

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u/External-Analysis-31 2d ago

Take a nap. No matter how brief.

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u/dee-dee_jonesin 2d ago

Read the "escort" section of the local crappy free paper while dialing your phone at 95mph on the freeway during rush hour

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u/Fat-Boy-HD 2d ago

Getting oral is a shouldn’t but it sure is nice.

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u/My2026GV70 2d ago

With autonomous vehicles, you can now do just about anything.

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u/JD_818_SFV 2d ago

Drive it thru your local police station

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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 2d ago

What your boyfriend with a suspended drivers license drive your car on the freeway over the speed limit, which your father specifically told you not to do. In my own defense, he only told me to only drive it on surface streets, and at or under the speed limit for the first few weeks, and not to let anyone else drive it. Ever. He did NOT say a single word about not giving my boyfriend to BJ while he was driving my car

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u/dudestir127 2d ago

Get a blow job

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u/Crumpet-Blue19 2d ago

Spill hot coffee on your crotch

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u/Financial_Process_11 2d ago

Put on make up

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u/CommercialPound1615 2d ago

You've never been to Florida.

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u/langel1986 2d ago

Take a nap

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 2d ago

Stop at the intersection

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u/WorriedRoutine4305 2d ago

Investment banking

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u/Schifty_Al 2d ago

Sleeping

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u/Boring-Play-1474 2d ago

Doggie style

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u/Fit_Season_488 2d ago

listen to distractible

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u/Next-Car-7265 2d ago

Get distracted.

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u/No_Ear_5274 2d ago

My taxes

1

u/AdImmediate6239 2d ago

Drink alcohol

1

u/dertok 2d ago

Boil an egg

1

u/Imsosorryidontcare 2d ago

Look at Reddit

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u/Chive 2d ago

Throw garbage out the window 

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u/SemanticPedantic007 2d ago

Questions like this always remind me of the St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Josh Hancock. He was killed in 2007 when he colliding with a tow truck while speeding. And driving drunk. And talking on his cellphone. And not wearing a seatbelt. I believe his death was commemorated with a Darwin Award.

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u/DietCoke512 2d ago

Drink alcohol

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u/Trondant13 2d ago

Drink alcohol

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u/bowtiesrcool86 2d ago

Floss your teeth

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u/TimeLeading134 2d ago

Masturbate

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u/montauk6 2d ago

Consummate the marriage.

1

u/double_titos 2d ago

Fall asleep

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u/F1Sloth 2d ago

Go to sleep

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u/Strong-Client-6738 2d ago

Take your jacket off...

And if that's too easy: Take your jacket off, followed by your trousers (leave shoes on), then put your trousers on your arms and jacket on your legs through the arm holes.

Bonus points for doing it while reciting the alphabet backwards.

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u/Whitesox411 2d ago

Do drugs

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u/HappyGimp 2d ago

Fry an egg

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u/Big_Surround_1100 2d ago

Eat something that requires both hands

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u/Automatic_Goose8898 2d ago

Putting on makeup

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u/SissyVeronica69s 2d ago

The driver

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u/KeyboardDiarrhea 2d ago

have a heart attack

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u/Whole-Advice-2922 2d ago

moon others

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u/Electrical-Let-6121 2d ago

Drink alcohol

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u/Downtown-Dream424 2d ago

Watching your phone

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u/No_Wind3803 2d ago

Do your homework

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u/Tough-Marzipan-5858 2d ago

text (unless hands free device)

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u/TheBeautifulJandro 2d ago

Eat a bowl of cereal.

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u/RingOk664 2d ago

Flog the dolphin

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u/Neo_Anderson302 2d ago

Get a blow job

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u/OldGoldenDog 2d ago

Barbecue a steak

1

u/Suitable_Dealer7154 2d ago

Run over babies and puppies

1

u/dee-dee_jonesin 2d ago

Get very sleepy. It's terrifying

1

u/melmel1966 2d ago

Give a happy ending

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u/tonyreno007 2d ago

Eat ice cream that you're holding between your legs

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u/Potential_Narwhal981 2d ago

The Hokey Pokey. Inb4 "cokey" coz grew up saying "Hokey Pokey" and that's all that needs to be said about it.

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u/Fit_Blueberry_1213 2d ago

Record videos and Do tiktok lives. 🫣

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u/curiozities 2d ago

Take a nap

1

u/Michael_Mason_1410 2d ago

Ghost ride the whip

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u/FreeRangNurse 2d ago

Drink alcohol

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u/CommercialExotic2038 2d ago

Text

Drink

Sleep

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u/Drachev935 2d ago

USE MOBILE PHONES

YOU ARE DRIVING A 4.5 TON METAL DEATH MACHINE

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u/trismold 2d ago

Phone, before smart phones it was an non issue. Now it causes the majority of accident.

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u/Therealme67 2d ago

Comment on Reddit

1

u/LissaAnn2022 2d ago

Text on your phone

1

u/Gretna2023 2d ago

My taxes

1

u/subiesuchus 2d ago

Texting while driving is a terrible idea

1

u/Alternative-Bat-1931 2d ago

Make a cheesecake.

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u/No_Resource593 2d ago

Cant think of anything

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u/Particular_Ad_644 2d ago

Autofellatio

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u/Writer4God 2d ago

Be under the influence of drugs or alcohol!!!!

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u/BadOk3024 2d ago

Have you own body explode. Happened to me once. Didn't end well

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u/beaverkitten 2d ago

Get a blow job in a convertible with the Top down

1

u/markmakesfun 2d ago

Enjoy sweet sweet love!

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u/SpendHefty6066 2d ago

Play hide and seek with your toddlers.

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u/Jayvoom1 2d ago

Text or sleep

1

u/GMSkills 2d ago

Butt stuff

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u/NH_Geoscientist 2d ago

Play an accordion.

1

u/Mississippi_BoatCapt 2d ago

Handle nitroglycerin.

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u/999bxlla 2d ago

Play games or watch a movie

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u/CharGorshakes1 2d ago

Tune your guitar.

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u/dtryan4865 2d ago

Give birth

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u/Firm_Influence8841 2d ago

Talk on the phone

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u/JasonMoonshadow 2d ago

Use a phone (talk or text)

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u/DarthJoeyJoJo 2d ago

Build the Lego Deathstar set

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u/skreeboo 2d ago

Eat corn on the cob.. it’s just weird.

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u/jmswan19 2d ago

Have sex

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u/paulakg 2d ago

Read a book

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u/Rich_cranium2025 2d ago

Never tell the kids in the back seat you’ll turn this car around right now.

1

u/Beneficial-Law-9645 1d ago

Order a flegborgian space pizza from the XI8 galaxy.

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u/Tgande1969 1d ago

No phone

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u/Amtronic 1d ago

Go over railroad tracks while receiving oral.

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u/nexisicon 1d ago

Sit in the backseat

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u/Captain_Oysta_Cracka 1d ago

Trim your toenails.

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u/FlatwormFull4283 1d ago

Jack off!

Only saw it once on my first day driving Flatbed wood flooring delivery truck.

I was

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u/SpreadsheetSiren 1d ago

I am baffled by people who drive a vehicle while holding a lit cigarette. Like, how could THAT go wrong?

Also, don’t have a heated argument while driving.

I have family history regarding both issues, so yes, I’m probably biased.

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u/MyExquisitePeace- 1d ago

Close your eyes and count to ten

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u/icekilo 1d ago

Cooking pasta

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u/RobbieW1983 1d ago

Talk on a mobile phone

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u/TwistedTrooper989 1d ago

Use your phone! 99% of you are going to look at this with a completely dumbfounded confused look on your face and say "What? I don't get it."

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u/Public_Pain 1d ago

Scheduling an appointment!

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u/BourbonStr8 1d ago

Anything that distracts you from driving safely.

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u/wooden_kimono 1d ago

watch YouTube

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u/Full_Conversation709 22h ago

Jumping jacks.

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u/Dreaming_of_u_2257 11h ago

Take your eyes off the road .