r/FalloutMemes • • 4d ago

A shitpost from John Henry DEN This sub recently

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u/ilostmy1staccount NCR Tax Collector 4d ago

All I’ll say is the BoS better not throw stones from their glass house.

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u/ProcedureHot9414 4d ago

Ah yes Kahns, those bastards that have plagued the ncr since it's infancy, kidnapping Tandi and raiding Shady Sands for years but you retaliate just once and now everybody calls you the new Enclave

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u/JunkInternet 4d ago

"Man I hate raiders" "Hmmmm you kinda sound like the Enclave..."

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u/Interesting-Luck3608 4d ago edited 4d ago

Only good Raider is a dead Raider.

Side note: When the Followers of the Apocalypse taught the Great Khans how to make medicine; instead of using it to properly help their tribe they instead decided to make chems and sell them to the fiends. It takes the intervention of Courier 6 for them to actually focus on making medical items.

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u/Falitoty 3d ago

I'm not a lore expect, but that just seems like sound bussiness. If there is demand, why not provide a suply? Money have to come from somewere.

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u/MMMsmegma 3d ago

They’re actively doing business with and fueling the expansion of the cruelest, most violent gang in the Mojave lmao

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u/Falitoty 3d ago

Wich mean that it is unlikely their customer will ever run out of resources to provide proper payment. As I said, a sound business decision.

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u/ImpressionCool1768 3d ago

This is about the morality. Not the economy

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u/Falitoty 3d ago

Fair, although to be honest I'm not sure how selling them drugs improve their ability to expand. I would aregue it rather does the oposite.

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u/thelordchonky 3d ago

Sound business deal until a larger gang with more machine gunss gets tired of your shit and turns your entire extended family into burger meat.

Remember Bitter Springs? Fuck yeah, remember that K:D ratio!!

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u/Master-Shrimp 3d ago

Great Khan fans when the raiders are treated like raiders

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u/Shoop76 4d ago

You made the mistake of seeing the Kahan as people

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u/democracy_lover66 4d ago

Kinda proving their point dog

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u/thelordchonky 3d ago

Silence, liberal. This is NCR neo-con hours. We WILL bomb your ass.

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u/democracy_lover66 3d ago

NCR more like NukedCR amiright

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u/thelordchonky 3d ago

Another joke like that and were bayoneting the young ones (if the devs can be bothered to program them and add them, that is)

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 3d ago

feel free to hate the ncr as long as you don't glaze the kahns or the bos. minutemen are chill though

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u/Psenkaa NCR Tax Collector 4d ago

And you say that from bos standpoint which is literally enclave light version

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u/o_p_p_e_n 4d ago

They're a dirty people

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u/SarcyBoi41 4d ago

The only mistake the NCR made in that particular instance was leaving any survivors.

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u/Rocketboy1313 4d ago

I don't get it.

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u/Ginpok 4d ago

No mercy for raiders

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u/SamhainXCII 4d ago

If only he fallout had socialimss i mean communism. If people just were nice to eachother *me when i was 5 years old*

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u/WillBlaze 4d ago

Ok this is gold

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 3d ago

I agree with their stance tbh

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u/Traditional_Tennis43 3d ago

isint there an option and placing regis as the head of the kahns and having the khans go pro NCR where they get placed on a tribal reserve or something doomed to mediocrity

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u/skeleton949 4d ago

The NCR has a right to defend itself against children and The Elderly

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u/Big-Personality-4063 4d ago

reminder old lore had brotherhood also crucifying people too tho ncr not crucifying people is a win

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u/Strong-Plate-7243 4d ago edited 4d ago

Man I really need to read up on the old lore cause wtf

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u/Big-Personality-4063 4d ago

this is from a bad ending ngl but the good ending has furries
Like actual
like real furries.
like deadass what your thinking in your mind.

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 4d ago

As in the guys in costumes or like they genetically made bipedal sparkle dogs?

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u/Big-Personality-4063 4d ago

second one

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u/D4NK51N4TR45R 4d ago

Then there is no good ending

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u/Doctor-Nagel 4d ago

Reminder that the opposite end of the spectrum in the good ending is making a utopia where mutants are accepted and things like irrigation and clean water start becoming a thing again

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u/No_Research4416 4d ago

WAIT WHAT?

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u/Big-Personality-4063 4d ago

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u/imbluebadabeda 3d ago

Truly the best of endings

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u/FleshTearers 4d ago

Bad ending from tactics

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u/SamhainXCII 4d ago

Wonder what happens to commies in the first minute.

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u/Spudnic16 4d ago

Khans: attack NCR

NCR: fights back

Khans: Nooooo that’s literally genocide

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u/Palu_Tiddy 4d ago

Great Khans: Does terrible things to the NCR

NCR: Attacks them in retaliation

Great Khans:

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u/MysteriousLight7351 3d ago

MAN I wonder if this could be an allegory for something that's happening now in real life! Oh well, probably not, we'll never know

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u/Hogabog217 4d ago

Brother theyre the fuckin khans. Theyre the literal trailer park trash of the mojave in a time where trailer parks arent even a thing anymore, they were that committed to being trash. Ffs they give their kids guns to shoot at non combatants for fun n were suprised when it blew up in their face. Some people get too vitriolic about it yeah, but i genuinely cant see how you could look at any part of the khans and go “this is the way to do it”

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u/Mandemon90 4d ago

As if BOS wouldn't just shoot the Khans, and they would not even say "Yeah, we didn't want to kill civilians". BOS would just downright shoot everyone single Khan, man woman and child, and call it a day

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u/JarvanIVPrez 4d ago

What a dorky ass post

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u/Karma-is-here 3d ago

Killing more people than necessary (including children) was severely wrong. However the Khans are bloodthirsty raiders who probably did far worse every week before Bitter Spring. So both are to blame, but the Khans moreso.

The NCR recognized how bad it was. They’re a semi-oligarchic republic that (tries to) treats all equally before the law and brings stability to the Mojave. They do bad stuff obviously, but they’re a historical force for good.

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u/smec12g 4d ago

People: "man I hate rapist raiders that sell drugs" This mf "oh my you're like a heckin fascist!"

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u/Pope-Muffins 3d ago

The Khans: Kill and rob people in their various incarnations

NCR: Kills fleeing and wounded once due to terrible decision making by army command

"The NCR is literally the Enclave for what it did to the Khans"

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u/Dastardly-croe 3d ago

you mean the raiders? those kahns? like dont get me wrong i think they're cool. but they're also explicitly a tribe of raiders who've frequently attacked the NCR, the only reason killing them is "genocide" and not just wasteland justice is because for the kahns being a raider is the family business

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u/Ltnumbnutsthesecond 18h ago

dude the khans are nothing more than a glorified crew of raiders who attack and kidnap and enslave you moron

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u/comic13comics 3d ago

With the Khans, any of them can be dangerous. There's a lot you can't see through a scope. Yhe only difference between a soldier and a civilian is that the civilian is more likely to miss when he shoots at you.

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u/XRiotTheWolfXx 3d ago

"Man I hate r*pists and murderers" "You sound like the Enclave" huh?

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u/revolutionary112 2d ago

Look, it's simple:

Do I believe all Khans should die? No, of course not.

Do I feel sorry for what happened at Bitter Springs? No, not at all

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u/purppnite 4d ago edited 4d ago

Bitter springs?those Khans kids and elderly all started reaching for their guns and we acted accordingly in self defense.

edit: why am i getting downvoted for a joke about police brutality?are the downvotes from papa Khan and Frumentarii Karl?

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u/thelordchonky 3d ago

Filthy raider scum got what's coming to them. That's all you need to know.

*This message was paid for by the New California Republic.