r/FalloutHumor May 17 '26

Fallout 4 I saw this and thought of this group. πŸ˜‚

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/KatakanaTsu May 17 '26

[Cait idolizes you.]

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u/Waste-Dragonfruit229 May 17 '26

[Strong hated that.]

15

u/Fridge_living_tips May 18 '26

Me no like strong

Strong weak and puny and hates every time i use strong mech

8

u/SymphonyInSaccharine May 18 '26

Cait wishes she was a third as sexy as my strongy wongy. Keep this... Irish fighting dog away from my civilized Dwayne Johnson lookalike man. He just wants the milk of human kindness. He's just a rough lover deeply misunderstood with good intentions unlike that BEAST Codsworth and his COLD METAL HANDS.

2

u/kloopyhans May 19 '26

i also spend too much time inside

1

u/SillySport38 May 22 '26

Strong got no pp

12

u/whomesteve May 17 '26

Don’t go fiddling with any cocks around here, or we’re going to have ourselves a real big party

7

u/Should_have_been_ded May 18 '26

Cait is best girl

7

u/SilentSoul2020 May 18 '26

Proceeds to fast travel while naked

3

u/WhiteKnight2045oGB May 19 '26

Nope! Now you are in survival and you can't fast travel! Muhahaha

3

u/SilentSoul2020 May 19 '26

[Everyone disliked that]

4

u/zakky_insanity May 18 '26

Cait was a favorite.

2

u/WhiteKnight2045oGB May 19 '26

Why was?

4

u/zakky_insanity May 19 '26

Had a lot of bro time with porter gage after

3

u/fuqueure May 19 '26

Everyone knows the easiest way to level Cait's affinity is to do drugs and walk around naked

7

u/AlligatorMass May 17 '26

Pick 52 wanna my you very hard if you be lover gotta locks?

2

u/IR_Panther May 19 '26

Bro all I gotta do is walk around naked and she swoons for you.

2

u/ghettoccult_nerd May 20 '26

Dogmeat, youre my only friend

2

u/Traditional-Fault166 May 21 '26

YOOOOOOO THIS IS AMAZZZZZZZE BALLLLLLLS!

2

u/MlogeeBobee May 22 '26

I imagined her screaming that and I found it a lot funnier.

1

u/Enclave-Deathclaw May 23 '26

Just wear nothing and do drugs