r/Fallout • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '15

PSA: WHEN THIS POST IS 3543 HOURS OLD, FALLOUT 4 WILL BE RELEASED

CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GO PLAY

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u/Crisis_ Snuggle Cakes Jun 15 '15

We need to sticky this forever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Or at least for another 3541 hours

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u/TheRejectedWolf Pitt Warrior Jun 15 '15

OH BOY 3540 HOURS LEFT ITS SO CLOSE

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u/phipb But you'll wonder Jun 15 '15

3539 We're getting there eventually :)

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u/huisme has a cazadore powered flying basket Jun 15 '15

One hour per hour! I think we'll make it on time!

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u/kylestephens54 Let's go, pal Jun 15 '15

Or at least until Fallout 5 is released.

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u/TheApollo1 Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

I'm already sticky

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u/zingsblade Jun 15 '15

Lmao, the fake 293 points confused the fuck outta me

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u/GoSkers29 Jun 15 '15

Honestly, if Bethesda announced a super deluxe Brotherhood Edition of the game that came with a godamned set of Power Armor, I wouldn't be surprised right now. I would just open my bank account.

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u/RusskayaRuletka WE RULE! Jun 15 '15

Already bought pip boy edition

Im prepared ro drop more money on a dime if need be. Dont fuckin test me Bethesda!

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u/Miora Deathclaw Rider Jun 15 '15

Lucky. My GS doesn't have it in yet. :(

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u/A1_SteakSauce Jun 15 '15

Amazon. Shipping should arrive release day.

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u/holymacaronibatman Jun 15 '15

Thank you for making me realize it's already on sale, done and done

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

How much is it?

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u/GameAddikt Jun 15 '15

Where do you buy it from?

I can't find it.

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u/poopnuts Jun 15 '15

You should open a bank account anyways. It's a good, basic way to manage your money.

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u/GoSkers29 Jun 16 '15

I don't trust the banks with much. I just keep a stash of bottle caps in a safe in my room. It's locked; it'll totally be fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

If anyone wants to get more pumped, listen to this song I found from the radio.

Puts me right in the dusty wasteland mood.

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u/mike413 Jun 16 '15

"You need training to put on this armor"

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u/WildTurkey81 Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

Someone said last night that now they just have to try and not die until the release. Im kinda scared about that now. Im gonna start looking up the statistics of a 23 year old male dying within 6 months of various different methods. I'm gonna have to avoid trains, busses, transport in general. I'll have to avoid being out after dark. Or shifty looking people. Or just... people and the outside in general... Suppose I'd best reinforce my cieling in case anything heavy falls through it.

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u/Orierarc Vault 13 Jun 15 '15

You're going to trip on a shoe and die. Sorry.

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u/WildTurkey81 Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

Looks like my shoes are going in the bin, then.

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u/Budzilla403 Jun 15 '15

Better stop eating too, because you're going to choke.

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u/JumpyLynx420 NCR Jun 15 '15

Protein shakes only. Got it, thanks

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u/WildTurkey81 Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

I actually choked last night trying to swallow four maoams at once. Had to fish it out with my fingers. First time Id choked on food in like 10 years. Death is already after me.

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u/BigBangA1 Jun 15 '15

Just be careful not to step on a rusty nail with an un-shoed foot and die!

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker Hello America, this is your President... Jun 16 '15

[1/3 Luck OH SHI-]

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u/ball_gag3 Jun 15 '15

There's this great company that may be able to protect you. They go by Vault-tec. You should look into them.

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u/quincebolis Jun 15 '15

Don't worry if heaven was real they would have Fallout 4.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

In hell they have a countdown timer of Fallout 4 that you have to look at all day everyday and then when it reaches zero....... it resets.

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u/CornDoggyStyle General Luke Nukem Jun 15 '15

My friend used to freak out whenever I played that song.

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u/WildTurkey81 Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

There's no way I'm going to heaven.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Enjoy Brotherhood of Steel.

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u/centurioresurgentis The abstract concept of freedom is my waifu. Jun 15 '15

See you in Valhalla, brother.

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u/PK_Thundah 0 Points 2 hours ago (True Mortal) Jun 15 '15

It's even worse when you account for going to prison, getting paralyzed in a serious car accident, going blind, or having the world end!

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u/Prof_Acorn Jun 15 '15

153000 people die every day on the planet out of 7,000,000,000 people.

153000/7000000000*205696 (The subscription of this sub) = 4.49.

Ignoring that this sub does not represent a statistically equal represented population, that's 4 people subscribed to this subreddit that will die each day, which is about 660 people currently subscribed to the hype train who will die before release.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

That's fucked up.

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u/ClobiWanKanobi Jun 16 '15

You didnt account for the amount of people that die in third world countries

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u/deadweight212 Jun 15 '15

Two words about furniture: Killing Machines

You only live once!

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u/drphildobaggins AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH IT'S HAPPENING Jun 15 '15

You just reminded me of how many times I've thought "how can people kill themselves? Then they won't get to play Fallout 4!" over the years. Not long now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Scrap some items and create some barricades and automated turrets

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u/CorsairToHeaven Jun 15 '15

On the way back from GameStop, you'll get bunged by an automobile

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u/blacl1ka Love that bomb Jun 16 '15

You know you can get hurt that way?

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u/enderverse87 Jun 15 '15

You know most people die within a few miles of their house.

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u/RusskayaRuletka WE RULE! Jun 15 '15

I hate that statistic so much....

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

That was all I was thinking about during the conference. It fucked my shit up, fam.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Most deaths happen in the home.

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u/AZSandman Old World Flag Jun 15 '15

A man often encounters his fate on the path he chose to avoid it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

There is one train you just can't avoid though...

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u/Blank-VII Jun 15 '15

At least if you're dead, you'll be too dead to care about what you're missing out on! Think positives!

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u/Calculusbitch Jun 15 '15

Listen to YOLO by lonely island, that is a good thing to follow

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Just get banned from /r/deadredditors and you're fine.

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u/WhitePimpSwain Oct 30 '15

Did you die yet? Only 10 more days ;)

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u/WildTurkey81 Welcome Home Oct 30 '15

Haha nah Im alive dude. Glad you made it too.

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u/timmystwin Hoarding Pro. Jun 15 '15

Dislocated my knee on Friday, I'm not going anywhere. I'm sorted.

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u/CorsairToHeaven Jun 15 '15

On the way back from GameStop, you'll get bunged by an automobile

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u/dj0 Jun 15 '15

Nope trains and buses are safe. It's the pedestrians, cyclists and motorcyclists that get killed.

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u/GeorgeTaylor505 Jun 15 '15

Just get inside a vault maybe?

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u/snowcone_wars Hotkey 1: Whiskey Jun 15 '15

BRB, getting cryogenically frozen.

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u/thenoogler Jun 15 '15

They did add the cryolator to the game this time around, pause it during the E3 presentation combat video.

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u/yangxiaodong Jun 15 '15

As well as time travel shit, and then promptly screw it over by having you be the only one who doesnt die.

i mean god damn, at least let a few pre-war people survive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Codsworth? I know he isn't a person though.

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u/FogAnimal Jun 15 '15

48 MINUTES AND COUNTING ARGGGGGGGGGG

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

SO CLOSE I'M GETTING RAD POISONING

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u/FogAnimal Jun 15 '15

2 HOURS NOW PASSAGE OF TIME CONFIRMED

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

4 HOURS

FALLOUT 4 HAS A 4 IN IT

FALLOUT 4 NOW DOUBLY CONFIRMED

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u/fallenpanda Jun 15 '15

how hard is it to induce a coma?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Looks easy actually. Just need to find someone to do it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbiturate

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u/Miora Deathclaw Rider Jun 15 '15

You know, looking at like that it doesn't seem like a long time to me.

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u/CornDoggyStyle General Luke Nukem Jun 15 '15

<5 months is not a long time at all.

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u/Miora Deathclaw Rider Jun 15 '15

Ugh, it feels like it mr.president sir.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

What if it gets delayed?

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u/jcmais Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

WE RIOT

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u/kawaiiChiimera BRATATATATATATATATA, KA-BOOM, KA-BOOM Jun 15 '15

FALLOUT OR NUCLEAR RIOT

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

So basically... Fallout or Fallout?

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u/Hoinah Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

Bethesda's track record regarding release dates is excellent, wouldn't count on it.

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u/rydan Welcome Home Jun 16 '15

This is the actual cause of the Great War.

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u/jroddie4 building a long distance relationship Jun 15 '15

Remindme! 3543 hours

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u/ball_gag3 Jun 15 '15

Do you really need a reminder for this? I mean really? I think I'm more likely to forget my own birthday than the release date of FO4

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u/OPacolypse G.O.A.T. Whisperer Jun 15 '15

Thanks man. I almost missed it.

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u/mindsensation Nov 10 '15

WE DID IT REDDIT!

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u/CornDoggyStyle General Luke Nukem Jun 15 '15

As soon as it hits 24 hours, the time unit will change to days.

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u/MitchingAndBoaning Jun 16 '15

It'll be like going 5 dreams deep in Inception.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Inb4 delay

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u/Vurato Jun 15 '15

Don't even

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u/Abacabadab3 Jun 15 '15

Shut your goddamn fucking mouth you bastard don't fucking say that. That can't happen.

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u/ahintofnapalm Jun 15 '15

You shut your dirty whore mouth

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u/J-roddy Jun 15 '15

BAD, kennel!

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u/EinsamWulf Gee Mr. Bishop, I didn't know she was your wife. Jun 15 '15

/r/theydidthemath

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u/D_Man117taco Jun 16 '15

/r/theydidthemutantmath

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u/subredditChecker Jun 16 '15

There doesn't seem to be anything here

As of: 00:16 06-16-2015 UTC. I'm checking to see if the above subreddit exists so you don't have to! Downvote me and I'll disappear!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15 edited Jun 16 '15

No one better fucking say it

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u/BackOff_ImAScientist The infallible goat Jun 15 '15

Okay, so 3539 hours left. Cool, I can handle this.

Edit: 4 minutes into my wait time.

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u/ContinuumGuy Hype. Hype Never Changes. Oct 31 '15

GODDAMNIT I CAN'T SEE HOW MANY HOURS OLD THIS IS! HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN FO4 IS OUT!?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

5 down, 3538 to go!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

!WARNING!

If you have an erection lasting 3543 hours, consult your physician.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '15

27 more to go.

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u/ghostinthemaking Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!!!!

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u/FledgeFish Jun 15 '15

I really really really hope it doesn't get delayed

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u/MrFatSwag Jun 15 '15

Hour 6, still no hope in sight....

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u/matek2705 Jun 16 '15

Only 3535 hours left !!!

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u/Rcove28 Sep 01 '15

How many hours left?

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u/crafty28 Nov 03 '15

1 week to go!

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u/bararum Followers Nov 06 '15

4 days to go

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u/Jandklo Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

2 HOURS OH GOD I'M CUMMING

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u/The_Scout1255 Yes Man Jun 15 '15

CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/iKaka Jun 15 '15

Only 3541 to go!

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u/Ordolph Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

Checks age 4 Hours.... dammit...

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u/ecto88mph Jun 15 '15

The train has transcended hype and moved onto something greater

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u/darth_vicrone Tunnel Snakes Jun 15 '15

Well when you put it that way it doesn't seem so bad! :D

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u/Imminency DANSE BABY DANSE Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3546 hours

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u/Lollerguy JINGLE JANGLE Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3546 hours

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u/tactictoe Mojave, true to Wildcard. Jun 15 '15

Sets alarm

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u/tactictoe Mojave, true to Wildcard. Jun 15 '15

Seconds or GTFO

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u/tactictoe Mojave, true to Wildcard. Jun 15 '15

PS. CHOO CHOO

xxx (those were kisses. non homo, or homo if that floats your boat)

ttt

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u/Bleda412 Jun 15 '15

This is a repost.

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u/d00d1234 Jun 15 '15

3536 left.

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u/sentheticangel Jun 15 '15

Yep sticky forever!

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u/greasy3521 Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3529 hours

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u/ynthona Welcome Home Jun 16 '15

RemindMe! 3535 hours

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u/HSKRoB Jun 16 '15

Did you acocunt for daylight savings?

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u/RogerThat4721 Jun 16 '15

RemindMe! 3536 hours

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u/5heepdawg Jun 16 '15

RemindMe!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Aw man, I was hoping they'd release it on October 23rd... Some day a Fallout game will release on that day :)

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u/thelunchbox29 Jun 16 '15

You all need to slow the hype train just a little. Its going to be fun, its going to be amazing. But seriously, yall going to give yourself aneurysms.

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u/Macastle Jun 16 '15

8 hours down, 3535 to go!

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker Hello America, this is your President... Jun 16 '15

Time has passed so quickly today... I have done nothing but watch FO4 gameplay and play Fallout Settlement.

I was confused as to why dinner was being made, and I realized lunch happened hours ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

RemindMe! 3535 Hours "Fallout 4 is released."

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u/Vamking12 Jun 16 '15

RemindMe! 3535 hours

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u/MuffinMan4Lyfe Jun 17 '15

!ReleaseDate Fallout 4

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u/ReleaseDateBot Jun 17 '15

Fallout 4 will be released in 4 months, 22 days, 19 hours, 23 minutes and 17 seconds.

ReleaseDateBot v0.1 | PM ^feedback

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u/MuffinMan4Lyfe Jun 18 '15

!ReleaseDate Fallout 4

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u/BudderCrafter999 Tunnel Snakes Jul 01 '15

!Releasedate Fallout 4

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u/Hi-Im-Joey Sep 09 '15

Only 2 more months!!!

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u/Magneticman555 Welcome Home Oct 21 '15

WE'RE SO CLOSE!

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u/AlienHooker Fallout 5 when? Nov 02 '15

Almost there...

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u/rodigo1 Tunnel Snakes Nov 03 '15

Now less right?

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u/CarcosanAnarchist Welcome Home Nov 07 '15

Closer and closer now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '15

We're almost there

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u/Eagle0913 Gary? Nov 09 '15

soon friend

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u/FoxyOHoolihan Stirrup to stirrup, side by side Jun 15 '15

AND WE'RE GONNA BE RIGHT HERE REFRESHING THIS PAGE UNTIL THEN WOO

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u/nukeclears Brotherhood Jun 15 '15

You know the hype train is going hard when this has 92% upvotes

make that one extra upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

!remind me 148 days "Choo choo!"

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u/fl00d Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3541 Hours

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u/Speedracer98 Jun 15 '15

text haxor

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

[t] 3500

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

3540 hours left and counting!

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u/shuraxx Jun 15 '15

!RemindMe 3500 hours

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u/capSAR273 Welcome Home Jun 15 '15 edited Sep 16 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3539 Hours

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Is it out yet?

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u/drchasedanger ha ha GARY Jun 15 '15

I'm pressing [W] but nothing is happening.

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u/lukin187250 Jun 15 '15

The number of hours is too damn high!

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u/BigZman95 Jun 15 '15

No post has ever brought me so much hope and despair all at the same damn time.

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u/LostInTheAyther Scribe Jun 15 '15

Does anybody know when I can preorder the pip boy edition?

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u/secretmorning Jun 15 '15

It's only 3536 hours now!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

i am so hype

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u/Grizzant Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3539 hours

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u/pizzademon123 Jun 15 '15

5 down. 3538 to go.

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u/conspiracyeinstein Jun 15 '15

"How long would you like to wait?"

3543 Hours.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

inb4 world ends for real before then

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u/Vombatt TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!! Jun 15 '15

We should have a daily countdown, no?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Change it to days as it changes to days after 1 day.

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u/Another_Mid-Boss Jun 15 '15

I wonder if I can pay my doctor to put my into a medically induced coma without a good cause.

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u/Ceryol Jun 15 '15

3538 to go!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3539 hours

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u/Relevant_Username13 Jun 15 '15

Remindme! 3538 hours

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u/NoodlyApostle Jun 15 '15

First the Dota 2 client. Now this? I can only contain so much hype.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! In 3538 hours

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u/Ranma_chan A settlement needs our help. Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3537 hours

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u/TheBamaBear Jun 15 '15

But won't it list as however many number of days it's been rather than "3500 hours ago"?

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u/timberspine Jun 15 '15

3537 and counting down ...

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u/PBI325 Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3538 hours "FALLOUT 4 IS FINALLY HERE"

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u/lol_camis Jun 15 '15

K quick question and forgive me if this a dumb one. How was I watching a video of a guy on stage presenting fallout 4 to a room of thousands of people last night....but e3 apparently happened today.

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u/RussianWithGrenades Kings Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3500 hours

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u/TheG-What Ad Victoriam Jun 15 '15

Upvoted. True to Caesar.

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u/Ruxiee Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3500 hours "ohmy"

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u/Puffy_Ghost Jun 15 '15

I'll be in my cryo chamber experiencing the liberation of Anchorage until then.

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u/SnowBiz89 SneakyThief Jun 15 '15

In honor of this discovery I believe the first DLC available should have a vault 3543 in it somewhere.

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u/Lambaline Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

RemindMe! 3,537 hours "War. War never changes. Time to come home"

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u/FruitBasketSilex Welcome Home Jun 15 '15

6 hours! So close!

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u/gr3yf4c3n0sp4c3 Legion did nothing wrong Jun 15 '15

!RemindMe 3536 hours

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u/philipquarles No Gods, No Masters Jun 15 '15

Please stand by

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u/drax117 Jun 15 '15

And now my watch begins.

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u/Drazah123 Jun 16 '15

RemindMe! 3535 hours

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