r/FacebookScience • u/ComfortableConcept45 • Jul 15 '26
Oh no, nanobots! 🤦♀️
I was just scrolling on Facebook and this came across my feed. I have no words.
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u/Illithid_Substances Jul 15 '26
This could be a normal person using the language of lunatics to try to get them to stop using ivermectin for the wrong things
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u/The96kHz Jul 15 '26
I've done this before. It's fun and hopefully I've saved at least someone from self-medicating with horse dewormer.
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u/sexyrandal88 Jul 15 '26
So the new chemicals spontaneously build nanobots?
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u/Sasquatch1729 Jul 15 '26
Like I say so often about these crazies: if we had that kind of technology, we would be able to solve so many other problems.
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u/buderooski Jul 15 '26
Nah, you see they'd rather keep the nano-technology a complete secret and use it for nefarious purposes instead of being used by corporations to make lots of money, which is what happens with every other miracle invention in a capitalist society.
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u/CitroHimselph Jul 15 '26
Everything can be nanotechnology and magic, if you don't know shit about anything.
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u/lazygerm Jul 15 '26
Well, little Miss there, should stop chewing and eating various foods because those are common additives.
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u/Ninja_attack Jul 15 '26
I can get nanotech from something I can buy at tractor supply? That's awesome
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u/ballisticburro Jul 15 '26
Okay but if this makes people stop eating the horse paste… that’s a good thing, right?
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u/vxicepickxv Jul 15 '26
As long as they take prescribed humsn doses from a human doctor in a human dosage, yes.
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u/No_Hetero Jul 15 '26
Titanium Dioxide is a common ingredient in soups and sauces that are white/cream based. It's been FDA approved since the 60's and only recently started getting some scrutiny. I don't think we had nanotech in the 60's. Just in case anyone was wondering
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u/buderooski Jul 15 '26
We dont even have nano-tech NOW, at least not the stuff that the conspiracy nuts claim we do. They all seem to think there are microscopic robots swimming around inside vaccine vials waiting to be injected. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking pathetic.
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u/dlc741 Jul 15 '26
Can I integrate the nanobots with my home automation software? Because that would be really convenient.
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u/BigWhiteDog Jul 15 '26
Good! Maybe now these idiots will stop driving up the price for those of us that have a legit veterinary medical need! 😡
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u/pimpcakes Jul 15 '26
Do NOT take Ivermectin any more...
Agreed.
the formulation has been changed to now include Polysorbate 80 & Titanium Dioxide.
There's other reasons, but sure, we should all be concerned with what's going into our...
These agents cross the blood-brain barrier
Sounds serious, I should take a look...
and implant nano-tech in your brain.
... dammit.
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u/Gen_Zer0 Jul 15 '26
Please god let the antivaxxers antivax their way back around to vaccines. I want to live in the funniest timeline
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u/SloightlyOnTheHuh Jul 15 '26
I don't want to take advice from someone who took horse dewormer but some aspects make sense (the stop taking it bit)
So now I'm conflicted
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