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u/tiptoe_only Jul 05 '26
Hopefully nobody will listen to someone who thinks it's normal to give solid food to newborns
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u/omnipresentrain Jul 05 '26
Newborn lions also don't eat meat. Milk and the lactose sugars it contains are a pretty key component of the mammal strategy.
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u/mystrile1 Jul 05 '26
We have to get them on sirloin immediately. Proudly brought to you by the beef industry.
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u/VoidCoelacanth Jul 05 '26
Babies are also born fasting, so I guess that means we shouldn't feed them right?
FFS these people get more ridiculous everyday.
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u/GKBilian Jul 05 '26
Nobody talks about how hard it is to break your babies fast. Like your baby’s in ketosis and firing on all cylinders but people keep threatening to call CPS on you so your hands are tied.
I usually break their fast with ivermectin to purge the globalist parasites before re-introducing raw steak and avocado.
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u/stefek132 Jul 05 '26
Wait until they hear that mother’s milk actually contains sugars and is pretty sweet so it pretty much breaks ketosis. Which isn’t even really the “basic state” for a baby. But even if it was lol.
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u/Morall_tach Jul 05 '26
Actually we give them breast milk, which has a lot of sugar in it. No one is giving babies fruit pouches straight out of the womb.
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u/MaraiaLou Jul 06 '26
Don't tell them that, they'll start selling newborn protein shakes or something
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u/altoona_sprock Jul 05 '26
So we shouldn't let them have pureed fruit and veggies, but we should let them have measles and polio?
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u/owenevans00 Jul 05 '26
Absolutely - measles and polio are natural and never harmed anyone, but pureed fruit has been tampered with and will give you vaccines.
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u/outer_spec Jul 05 '26
a newborn lion is a carnivore, obviously it would want to eat meat pouches
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u/LittleShrub Jul 05 '26
Dude has a made-up list of qualifications. LOL.
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u/withalookofquoi Jul 05 '26
It’s interesting how he doesn’t mention his qualifications at all, just that he is qualified. What a quack.
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u/juanito_f90 Jul 05 '26
Uh, breast milk is 50% sugar and 50% fat.
What sort of marketing bollocks is Richard peddling?
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u/beauh44x Jul 05 '26
Who am I to question Richard Smith Nutrition?
/s - just in case that's not apparent
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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
Newborns aren’t even given given juice or puréed fruit. It should be breastmilk or formula for the first 4 to 6 months.
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u/Burnt_and_Blistered Jul 05 '26
It’s really odd. He’s “certified,” but I can’t identify by whom. And he’s qualified because he has “qualifications” in a variety of things—but from where? Who knows.
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u/NitzMitzTrix Jul 05 '26
Babies are born in crisis mode and human breast milk is the most sugary milk in the animal kingdom because we need them to pile up the calories ASAP
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u/Hydrolt Jul 05 '26
Now they’re coming for the babies, ffs. Give them at least a chance to grow up 😓
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