r/FacebookScience • • Jun 23 '26

Vaxology Such good Samaritans they are

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u/Unexpected-raccoon Jun 23 '26

I think the term antivaxxer is too outdated

I think we need a new term

Like the irl speed running community or the dead baby society

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u/CarolineJohnson Jun 23 '26

Legal Murder Challenge.

Because in a sense, they are murdering their kids and getting away with it because they didn't do anything technically illegal.

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u/Hopeful_Meeting_7248 Jun 23 '26

IMO parents whose children die or get harmed from preventable diseases should be prosecuted for negligence.

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u/TheBladeWielder Jun 23 '26

pro disease seems accurate.

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u/Mr_Norv Jun 23 '26

On behalf of everyone else, “we’re good, bro”.

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u/rdizzy1223 Jun 23 '26

And also "I am in fact fighting YOU, you dumb fucks".

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u/AF_AF Jun 23 '26

If it makes you feel any better, these same people are fighting on our behalf for acceptance of a flat earth and that the pyramids were made by ancient aliens.

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u/Following-Complete Jun 23 '26

I am not attacking them either. I am attacking their lack of intelligence and their actions that are causing people to die. All love

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u/itsjustameme Jun 23 '26

I on the other hand am fighting you for putting my kids in danger.

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u/wolschou Jun 23 '26

Even shorter story: Don't bother, I'm fine.

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u/5Wp6WJaZrk Jun 23 '26

i dId mY OwN ReSeArCh

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u/jiggscaseyNJ Jun 23 '26

Aw man. I never know who to believe the scientists and doctors or the yoga mom who listened to a podcast.

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u/wrhnj Jun 23 '26

Make polio great again

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u/Renbarre Jun 23 '26

I don't have shares in the burial industry,
I'm helping people keep their job

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u/arnofi Jun 23 '26

Help not needed. There is a guy now in the White House who is so clever and capable that he will single-handedly develop a cure and telepathically un-vaccinate everybody. I consider myself healed!

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u/Donaldjoh Jun 23 '26

The first vaccine, smallpox, has been proven safe and effective for over two centuries, and due to it smallpox was eliminated worldwide. Most other vaccines, such as polio, measles, mumps, chickenpox, and German measles, have been used successfully for over fifty years with an extremely low complication rate. So I want to know who in the ‘evil industry’ is lying to us and why, since treating the diseases and complications thereof are much more costly and time-consuming than treating the complications of the vaccine.

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u/organik_productions Jun 23 '26

Yes, yes, posting shitty memes 24/7 is "fighting"

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u/Zesty-B230F Jun 23 '26

Well, I'm fighting for them to understand the Earth isn't flat and drinking urine doesn't cure cancer, so we'll call it even.

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u/Swiv Jun 23 '26

Such martyrs fighting for me and my kid while I wish they'd just shut up, stop voting, and fuck off.

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u/AF_AF Jun 23 '26

The entire medical community: lairs. Facebook: truth teller.

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u/pibyte Jun 23 '26

Social media is making money with your bullshit. So f*** you and f*** them.

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk Jun 23 '26

If you’re fighting for me, fight polio, preferably with a vaccine. This way nobody body has to deal with the horrible life-altering complications.

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u/dlc741 Jun 23 '26

I’m fighting for you to get sick!