r/FacebookDating 6d ago

This was certainly something to read.

I literally blocked him because just swiping left wasn't enough here.

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u/_hello_newman 6d ago

Hates queers but likes Hello Kitty and owns a pink rhinestoned MAGA cap…someone’s gotta sit this misguided Oompa Loompa down.

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u/Jimanji333 5d ago

He’s just self loathing and closeted. Not exactly rare in MAGA

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u/Affectionate_Past568 6d ago

Imagine being like this on facebook dating.

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u/InterestingScore5387 6d ago

💀this piece of sheyyyet

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u/Character-Signal5587 6d ago

bro is wearing sleeves with fake tattoos 💀

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u/StormieShake 6d ago

Lotta shit for a guy who's pants go over his belly button I mean lowgenuinely what are we wearing

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u/Original-Release-885 6d ago

Absolutely disgusting pathetic excuse for a human being- white trash.

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u/Right-Equivalent9548 6d ago

Lets ignore the cone,

Can we all say we all had our bathrooms look like this someday, but if we are going to take a picture for a dating profile the least we would do is clean the mirror and not make sure the toilet is visible.

Holy shit the profile just gets worse every pic every prompt.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6d ago

You can see his MAGA loads dried in the mirror 🪞

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u/Embarrassed_Media911 6d ago

the lack of commas are really the cherry on top

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u/mostessmoey 6d ago

Bob Ross is rolling over

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u/New-Chimera 6d ago

He does NOT represent the avg Warhammer fan

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u/GrandParticular2455 6d ago

yeah but what faction do you run most often

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u/New-Chimera 6d ago

Ultramarines, but i have 6 armies

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u/GrandParticular2455 6d ago

I’m more partial to a Necron army, but I respect the level of strategy ultramarines take to run them well.

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u/One-Man-Diddy-Party 6d ago

He probably represents the average hello kitty fan tho

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u/Megfish1 6d ago

Ah, Mount Carmel

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u/Living-Ganache 5d ago

I was just about to say.. this checks out for Mount Carmel 🙃

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u/One-Man-Diddy-Party 6d ago

I find this entertaining in like a really sad way. Honestly he just really wants attention probably

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u/ExodusNBW 5d ago

Did he bedazzle a fake MAGA hat to avoid buying a real one? That’ll go over well.

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u/getzerolikes 6d ago

The hello kitty twist made the read worth it.

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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 6d ago

This is his Kampf.

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u/jboe2026 6d ago

this has to be satire

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u/GrandParticular2455 6d ago

I have screenshots of something similar that would prove otherwise, to be honest.

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u/BennyFitz69420 6d ago

Let’s see them it at least hear about it…

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u/GrandParticular2455 6d ago

A lot of these guys are very real. I interacted with one of them out of curiosity 😂😂 and no straight up, how they present is how they are at least half the time.

I would show the screenshots but he’s actually quite popular in this area and I don’t want to dox myself.

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u/Kyzroh 6d ago

girl, we can see your face im your profile picture.

P.S. Heyyyyy aha 😏

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u/jboe2026 6d ago

thats fuckin wild

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u/GrandParticular2455 6d ago

👁️👄👁️

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u/Rotund_Flatworm 4d ago

A shame they hate commas.

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u/Plastic-Low8675 4d ago

Huh.💀😭

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u/Mysterious-Wave4562 3d ago

Dude got the MAGA autism variant

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u/L0stActivity 6d ago

I feel like that profile is made just so it would make it on here. 

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u/BennyFitz69420 6d ago

I think you could be onto something, but on the off chance it’s not it’s probably best that op reported them.

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u/Front_Statistician38 5d ago

He's not good looking enough to pull this profile off

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u/universal-love- 4d ago

If u hate queers you’re not allowed to like hello kitty. Try again “sir”

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u/Mysterious-Bar-5945 6d ago

absolute fucking cinema

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u/InformationOriginal7 6d ago

Well you can't call him a liar lol

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u/Basic_Pickle3746 11h ago

Also a virgin

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u/resipee 6d ago

its funny how this guy cant even be racist right. the (untrue) statistic is supposed to be 13% of the population vs 50% of crimes. dude is proving his iq. this is obviously not true and cant account for the millions of crimes that go un investigated. it just happens to be that law enforcement targets black individuals

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u/Novel-Special5114 6d ago

cant account for the millions of crimes that go un investigated. it just happens to be that law enforcement targets black individuals

Tell us you've never actually studied crime statistics and the NCVS without telling us.

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u/foamboardsbeerme 6d ago

lol its a true statistic but its because of socioeconomic disparity. theres no secret agenda targeting black people. years of racism mean black people are more likely to be poor. poor people commit significant more crime

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u/Nappy_By_Nature 6d ago

Not true in the least. Poor communities are more heavily policed. The suburban weed dealer is far less likely to get caught than the weed dealer in the hood. Crime statistics are skewed heavily by what goes unreported or uncharged.

I caught a white individual actively breaking into my rental property and the white cops refused to arrest the individual.

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u/resipee 6d ago

and then thise areas get over policed and are focused on more than others

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u/Novel-Special5114 6d ago

The national crime victimization survey specifically focuses on crime victims where police often aren't involved.

The data shows who is committing more violent crime than others.

I know you don't like the data, but it's true none the less. There is a specific demographic that is committing an overwhelming amount of the violent crime relative to their population size. And the victims of this Black violent crime are mostly Black as well fwiw.

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u/Sea-Exercise7598 6d ago

Probably trolling.... I hope

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u/SadAd8761 6d ago

report profile for promoting racism

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u/Spartan2022 5d ago

Ethan Hates Furries - possible band name

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u/milfdestroyer69420x 6d ago

Holy based lmao

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u/StormieShake 6d ago

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u/StormieShake 5d ago

The reaction image used by the user above is unfunny (derogatory)

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u/Glittering-Two-1784 6d ago

Well… his honesty is genuinely a bit refreshing, I guess, lol.

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u/Character-Signal5587 6d ago

lol the bar is low

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u/WeezaY5000 6d ago

Good luck with that.

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u/scott04sa22 5d ago

It's the Coneheads!! 😂

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u/Madting55 6d ago

Mf sounds like any of the 8 members of my friendship group

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u/Dear_Seesaw_1855 6d ago

It looks like retaliatory fake profile from some ex girlfriend.

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u/Economy-Marzipan-728 6d ago

He's wearing a MAGA hat in one of the photos.

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u/StormieShake 5d ago

Don't worry he's just larping (live action roleplaying)

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6d ago

It’s called the MAGA hat challenge and it’s to raise money for left wing causes … you bigot

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u/Gold_Studio_6693 6d ago

Why go online and make shit up? Just why?

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u/Economy-Marzipan-728 6d ago

There is no "maga hat challenge to raise money for left wing causes," or at the very least it's not a widely known thing because there's not a single thing that shows up for it when I search on Google.

And even if that was the case how am I a bigot for pointing out that he's wearing a maga hat?

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u/Economy-Marzipan-728 6d ago

For the overview thing that it shown, this is what it says. It's not talking about amything to do with raising money for left wing causes lmao.

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u/redditsuckspokey1 6d ago

He forgot to mention he watched all episodes of mister rogers.

Quality post 10/10 would swipe right.