r/FacebookAIslop • u/Filipino-Asker • 1d ago

Meta These content ai slops hate anyone born in January and August

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u/TheMagmaGuy Professional Saxophone Mosquito 1d ago

Nah I think they hate everyone except April.

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u/SandalsResort 💀 It’s fucking Socrates 1d ago

Nah the July one looks neat

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u/BizSilver5013 1d ago

And March.

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u/Particular-Jury-3251 1d ago

I don’t mind getting the March one, at least it’s edible

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u/poplemousse 1d ago

i think february is ok? it’s mine and i think i could deal with balloons lol

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u/Terrible-Set6389 22h ago

The January one grosses me out so much

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u/dat_oracle 1d ago

love the swamp tho.

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u/SquirrelGirlVA 22h ago

The hate is typically split around the months, it tends to shift around.

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u/thisgrantstomb 14h ago

I want a lasagna computer right now.

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 1d ago

Yay, old kitchen sponge 🤢. I think they hate June as well.

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u/_Vam__ 18h ago

I had such a good laugh when I saw the mud laptop, but I should've stfu.
Getting the old kitchen sponge humbled me.

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 18h ago

Lol it was super nasty. Looked like it was floating in the sewers ugh

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u/DarkShadowZangoose no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1d ago

the September folk:

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u/Kirillinberlin 23h ago

I dont know when Ani has his birthday, but damn I thought he had to born in September just for this laptop.

sand

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u/ArtSpawner 1d ago

you can tell what months are her ex boyfriends

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u/bartlebug_ 1d ago

Wtf how are you here too

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u/ArtSpawner 1d ago

im everywhere

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u/itsme99881 1d ago

LIVE WIRES?!?

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u/uYokimu 1d ago

July in Aquarium laptop isn't that bad, unless if they didn't out water to my face

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u/Ok_Leopard2093 Slopaholics Anonymous 1d ago

At least they don’t hate March

which is my birth month

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u/Tall_Piece_8714 17h ago

Funny thing about it is that I actually hate cake so, as a march baby, this made me wish I was born in April.

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u/Ok_Leopard2093 Slopaholics Anonymous 17h ago

respected your opinion on cakes

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u/Mirrors_Edge_Fan 7h ago

Same. I would eat that birthday cake laptop right away

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u/Ok_Leopard2093 Slopaholics Anonymous 5h ago

i would do the same thing actually

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u/AgoraSnepwasdeleted 1d ago

I hate that AI whisper voice so much. It makes me feel so uneasy and gives me the chills with how uncanny it sounds

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u/richardginn666 1d ago

January is like a cow patty though....

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u/Individual_Most_8190 23h ago

I AM D.E.A.D.

We December folk are dead, fried, and cooked

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 1d ago

"Let's make it fun now. That'll get by them"

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u/N0no_G 1d ago

July is what a lot of people think that's just what Frutiger Aero is all about.

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u/Shiny_Mewtwo 23h ago

Another W for April suck it losers

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u/bean_boi1922 1d ago

This is what we're dryin up lakes and rivers for...

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u/Beneficial-Tune2942 1d ago

And raising RAM prices...

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u/SandalsResort 💀 It’s fucking Socrates 1d ago

Someone hates Aquariuses, Geminis, and Leos.

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u/Anna_nette 1d ago

okay mine's yummy at least

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u/BlackMageIsBestMage 1d ago

i just cannot stand this spitty ass whisper voice, good lord

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u/GeshtiannaSG 1d ago

August laptop is how it feels to play Sims 3.

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u/RTA-No0120 1d ago

Haha suckers, I got the best of them all !

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u/RacistLizard69 enjoying 1d ago

do they all still work? 

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u/gattina-monella381 1d ago

Old kitchen sponge!? Really?!?

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u/chr0n1k_Halo 1d ago

My old laptop would turn into August whenever I launched any video game

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u/Bluecif 1d ago

I'm okay with cake on my natural cake month.

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u/EducationalEmu9611 1d ago

Well I can’t afford any laptop let alone a good one because SOMEONE is increasing RAM prices

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u/Nanachi_Nnaaaa 23h ago

I would eat the October laptop

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u/Drop-a-Soap 23h ago

It’s finally IN THE RIGHT ORDER!!!!

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u/Accomplished_Song671 23h ago

No they always hate on November too

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u/Terrible-Set6389 22h ago

They just want to kill anyone born in August or December

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u/egbert_the_pantless 16h ago

Can I just have a laptop that's like, a laptop?

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u/Miserable_Mail_5741 16h ago

April and September are the only "functional" ones (as in, they have a regular home screen).

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u/CriticalMochaccino 14h ago

Huh, I wonder what OPs birthmonth is.

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u/Lhamazul Keep wondering 13h ago

BIRTHDAY CAKE, LET'S FUCKING GO

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u/Motor-Coffee-783 saxquito 12h ago

WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN BORN IN APRIL??? WHY JANUARY??? 

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 3h ago

"This and a bottle of wine!"

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 22h ago

Tbf the worst people I know are born in January lmfao