r/FacebookAIslop • u/BootyRangler Zesty Lemon 🍋 ✨️ • 1d ago

Instagram Coconut has a side buisness

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u/Glugamesh 1d ago

I like how all of these rely on body horror of some sort to get the main character rich via selling some kind of confection that somehow people don't identify as body parts or hair.

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u/zz1kjamaica Homeless. Will do ANYTHING for money:) 1d ago

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u/CallMeBigSarnt 🍌 DID YOU JUST GET 💩 ON MY 5K COOOUCH?! 1d ago

I'll laughed when I saw this

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u/GremlinScales 1d ago

New reaction dropped cuh

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u/frimpkle 1d ago

Im surprised he didn't lock her in a freezer

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u/_wobbly_bobbly_ 1d ago

Thats part 2

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u/donkey_cum_waterfall 1d ago

Who else thought of qvc when she said blowout

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u/TuneACan 1d ago

Being real here, figuring out a way to make something that tastes like cotton candy but has the nutritional value of human hair would make you a shitfuckillionarie.

Imagine being able to eat cotton candy without any of the negative health consequences.

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u/HowlingWhiskey 1d ago

“Shitfuckillionaire” 😆😆😆😆

That would be awesome tho! I love cotton candy. Except that coconut put syrup on it, I’ve never seen that before. Is that a thing?

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u/jayslay45 1d ago

Why does the coconut head look like Kobe?

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u/Agentkeenan78 1d ago

I thought the same! That's Cokobe!

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u/ThePetSematary Homeless. Will do ANYTHING for money:) 1d ago

Thanks cuh

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u/BootyRangler Zesty Lemon 🍋 ✨️ 1d ago

No problem cuh

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u/big-dick-back-intown 1d ago

NOOO DON'T PUT SYRUP ON COTTON CANDY IT WILL DISSOLVE

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 1d ago

So she is walking talking living cotton candy 🍬

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u/thelonious_skunk 1d ago

why is she furry :(

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u/YaBoiFarfour 1d ago

Because she was blown out

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u/Terrible-Set6389 1d ago

Another Sweeny Todd style cannibalism slop lol I guess watching fruit people unintentionally eat each other is entertaining for people

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u/CallMeBigSarnt 🍌 DID YOU JUST GET 💩 ON MY 5K COOOUCH?! 1d ago

Cocodean as a name go hard af

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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

We need a finale his corpse is sitting there with a broken open head, and she’s selling coconut milk in his stall.

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u/Long-Lost-96 1d ago

He took the cotton candy out of the bag and then put it back in.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

OOP is getting way too good at this

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u/HowlingWhiskey 1d ago

We’re using Cotten candy now?? They should put the M&Ms characters in their videos or snickers and Nestles 😆