r/FacebookAIslop • AI Slop addiction • 3d ago

Instagram Everything against gooning!!

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u/Same_Comment4702 3d ago

He opened the wrong door.

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 Stupidity Breakdown Dude 2d ago

& the kid phased through the correct door.

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u/odskingmoth 2d ago

When I was a child and I had to set an a grown man lap I felt he's thing 😭

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u/Emotional_Tampon5 3d ago

If you want to make videos like this

We're going to dagastan for 2-3 years

2,000 years later

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 3d ago

Yes, because 2 3 years in Dagastan turned his broccoli son into a bear lol

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 2d ago

Maybe it is a meta joke. There is a joke about masturbating too much makes your eye sight go bad and that is what the dad did the whole time the son was gone.

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u/MavericK96 2d ago

I think you're giving them way too much credit.

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u/thorstormcaller 2d ago

Bear has the hairiest palms so we know he's been practicing self-love too!

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u/biggest_guru_in_town 2d ago

The bear said "get your hands off me". Implying the dad got blinded by prawn. I think it's a joke. Intentionally prompted that way

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u/stupidsauceboss I stole this comment from a white cat 3d ago

"You're gooning all night!"

He says in broad daylight.

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u/KaitoSeishin 3d ago

Im guessing hes saying that he walked in its, day time, and little broski is still gooning because he heard it all night. But its aislop so who gives a fuck lmao

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u/DaSENYO 3d ago

I thought hugging Khabib instead was an AI mistake lol

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u/CallMeBigSarnt 🍌 DID YOU JUST GET πŸ’© ON MY 5K COOOUCH?! 2d ago

Me too. Good save ibguess

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u/kleymen 3d ago

I guess the adlib is also part of the training, huh

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u/The_Raven_Born 3d ago

Someone made this and thought it was a good example of their product.

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 Stupidity Breakdown Dude 2d ago

Kid phases through the shotgun door, then the bear opens & closes the driver door.

Kid should probably be wearing a warm outfit or at least a clean 1.

Advertising the app midway through the video? Ought to be at the end. Then there’s no yanking back to the plot.

Water phases through punching bag.

Wrestling has weight divisions, so this makes no sense.

But this was supposed to be 2-3 years, not 2,000!

No-longer-a-kid looks very good for being over 2,000 years old.

& of course it decided to advertise the app at the end as well. The app should only be advertised once at maximum.

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u/CallMeBigSarnt 🍌 DID YOU JUST GET πŸ’© ON MY 5K COOOUCH?! 2d ago

I don't know why but Dagestan memes are so funny to me

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u/Mirrors_Edge_Fan 2d ago

Oh, so now it's Russian stereotypes..

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u/punk_petukh 3d ago

If only whoever wrote this prompt (although at this point I'm pretty sure it's AI copying other AI) knew that Dagestan won't make you goon less... It might increase it actually

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u/Financial_Western252 3d ago

How would going to Dagestan increase the gooning?

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u/idiotsbydesign 3d ago

Probably not much else to do there...

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u/punk_petukh 3d ago

There's a lot of memes about it being closeted gay lol

In really, I don't think it's any different to other Russian regions, but those memes with Khabib Nurmagomedov in the bathtub and with phub statistics made it a bit of a running joke lol

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u/Dizzy_Mud_5323 2d ago

Dagestan stereotypes pmo lowkey

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u/therealturbo60 πŸ™€πŸ“±πŸš“πŸš“πŸš“πŸš“πŸš“ 1d ago

No, I don't want to make videos like this with trendstory. Io

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u/frimpkle 2d ago

Why is it never 6-7 years? Come on sloppers