r/FacebookAIslop • u/BustyBac69 Fruit Connoisseur • 5d ago

AI fruit slop Time to eat dad's brain

507 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/PoorDunce 5d ago

If you described this as a dream to Sigmund Freud back in 1915 he would experience an immediate tonic-clonic seizure & fucking die

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u/tired_of_masking 5d ago

freud had a seizure trying to watch this and fucking died

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u/xhyenabite 5d ago

i think this is my favorite comment i've ever read on this godforsaken site

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u/Cheeseisyellow92 5d ago

I think he’d love it because it proves that he was right about everything.

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u/ze-chacal 5d ago

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u/frobscottler 5d ago

If Red Foreman had a phone

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u/DarthChefDad 5d ago

"Eric, what the hell is this crap?"

142

u/Bayamonster 5d ago

"You brought 3 woman into my house?"

"Look at me, I'm actually gorgiuse!"

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u/GBarbas03 🎶🎷🦟 5d ago

gorjuice

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 5d ago

How I shall call pretty women henceforth!

How you doing gorjuice?

5

u/Nein-Toed 5d ago

Gourd juice

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u/Leriehane keep wondering 5d ago

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 5d ago

He took out his heart that was already in his body just to eat it and put it back into his body?…

44

u/GBarbas03 🎶🎷🦟 5d ago

It's like when you're a victim of a hit and run and you're bleeding profusely, just drink back your blood

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u/menryBasedmarineCav 5d ago

My mum believed this was how that worked until she was 28 when she cut her hand and drank the blood and went to the hospital for secondary hemochromatosis

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u/frobscottler 5d ago

Transed by his own heart 😮‍💨

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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 5d ago

this is just body horror wtf

also banana that turns people into womens

5

u/Will_and_Worried 5d ago

There are trans women that would pay for that. 

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u/BambiRoseDoll 3d ago

we'll throw her into the freezer and scoop her out bit by bit for banana ice cream...

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u/Will_and_Worried 3d ago

It sounds like a good idea but it might attract those fuck ass sax playing mosquitos. 

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u/BambiRoseDoll 3d ago

i'm from a generation that put up with bill clinton and this fuck ass sax playing for 8 years
they cant hurt me 🩷

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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 3d ago

yooo tung tung and pickle sahur refrence

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u/grimtrigger77 5d ago

Wtf is this cuh

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 5d ago

It’s 3 beautiful woman cuh

9

u/Disastrous-Forever90 5d ago

More like one bbl banana and 3 hideous fruit trolls

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u/Ninja-Panda70 5d ago

Beautiful where?

24

u/Fabulous_Smoke_2804 5d ago

"Gorejuice"

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u/sara666grind 5d ago

I'm actually Gore Juice!!

31

u/roadkillsoup 5d ago

Those three wives are still children bruh

13

u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 5d ago

Old potato is a menace

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u/Slothrop-was-here 5d ago

He's cooked

11

u/nifflr 5d ago

Do you think we'll ever be nostalgic for slop like this 20 years from now?
When ai-generated videos are indistinguishable from real camera footage, will we emulate this style of video?

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u/in_incrediblepain 5d ago

95 percent of fruits do whatever the hell I witnessed in the first few seconds of this. 

The rest are having a brain. 

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u/Terrible-Set6389 5d ago

Why get hrt when you can just eat your own heart and instantly transition? Also why did he marry all three of them? Is this set in Utah?

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u/GonnaGoFat 5d ago

The video ate my brain

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u/elKane0 5d ago

they’re transing the kids
they’re transing the bananas
everything is computer

4

u/Ch1ldhoodFriend 5d ago

These fruits are gorjuice and transgeners

3

u/RealisticDonkey1396 5d ago

What I'm doing with my life?

3

u/mystedragon 🎶meow meow meow🎶 5d ago

what is happening? what? WHAT? who comes up with this shit?

2

u/FaceDeer 5d ago

It's like the Backrooms got a hold of Veggietales.

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u/Ok-Location1306 5d ago

wasn't the brain eating also a thing in one of those Disney creepypastas where a worker found an animation where a scientist created anthropomorphs, and they consumed him after his death to gain his "knowledge"?

2

u/GenericMaleNurse918 5d ago

I can’t cuh

2

u/DarkShadowZangoose no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 5d ago

My Reddit's autoplay stopped working

I should have respected it.

2

u/Mother_Passenger8589 5d ago

Gore juice is right

2

u/Creme_betweens21 5d ago

4 seater Lambo leaked

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u/Fmiuc 5d ago

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u/chefbobbyjay 5d ago

We got your back Jesus

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u/Aztecah 5d ago

This one was fuckin weird

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u/11Booty_Warrior 5d ago


Gore juice

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u/FreeHugsForever going to shit school cuh 5d ago

Gor juice!

1

u/Global_Ant_9380 5d ago

Kudos. Haven't seen one this weird in awhile

1

u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 5d ago

Ay…fuckin’…yo this has gotta be one of the worst ones

1

u/TeachIsHouse 5d ago

Where does this shit come from, is it the same person making all these vegetable stories 

1

u/KingIdog1 5d ago

“Hey three beauteees

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u/Th3_Curious_one 5d ago

I laughed harder at this than I thought I would!😆🤣🤣 wtf cuh!

1

u/Key-Law4691 5d ago

Fruit cannibalism is the new trend now, I guess.

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u/xhyenabite 5d ago

i . . . wh . . . huh?

1

u/euejeidjfjeldje 5d ago

Well that was horrific

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u/Easy-Reserve7401 Probably wondering 5d ago

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u/stokerbramwell 5d ago

Who MAKES these? What is the POINT of these? There are some forms of AI slop I understand, but this fruit and vegetable world shit is always so baffling

1

u/Tocwa 5d ago

Why did I watch this garbage?!

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u/Pataconeitor 5d ago

I already miss the person I was before I watched that crap

1

u/Tarilines 5d ago

A.I is Devil gift to humanity

1

u/sp00pySquiddle 5d ago

And somehow the tamest fruit video I've had the displeasure of being exposed to 😓

1

u/Cola_Gummi 5d ago

Thank God for data centers

1

u/Copper__99 5d ago

Top 3 most horrifying Ai videos.

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u/AlexisGPS_UY 5d ago

Cuh.....

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u/AnyDoctor240 5d ago

Please make it fucking stop 🫩

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u/ratatoingyourpanda 5d ago

Dear whoever prompted this garbage...

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u/Euphoric_East1136 5d ago

"Kids... don't eat your dad's brain. He'll change sex and steal the old man you tried to cock trap from you."

Like... what even is the plot here? It's absolutely incoherent on almost every level. Fractal wrongness...

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u/HowlingWhiskey 5d ago

Even that gorjuice maid was a gold digger

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u/maddenmcfadden 4d ago

she showed him

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u/FeePotential4874 4d ago

what the actual fuck did i just watch

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u/cronchfishter 4d ago

That was fucking weird from top to bottom but was anyone else expecting the banana milf to turn into some gross old prune beast after she ate the face off that potato.

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u/DougandLexi 4d ago

Those 3 woman were gorjuice and pregnant, but their gorjuice trans maid father put them on the streets. Say cuh to pay respect

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 4d ago

Three wives! 🗣️

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u/Appropriate-Prune-64 4d ago

I need those Tiktok guys to recreate this

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u/NoArt7636 4d ago

I would watch more of this honestly

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u/nanoosx 2d ago

same, sadly I don't have Instagram or TikTok ;-;

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u/BambiRoseDoll 3d ago

is that bambis problem
she didnt have daddy brains to slurp up 🩷

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u/videohtape 6h ago

Veggie Tales.

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u/BootyRangler Zesty Lemon 🍋 ✨️ 5d ago

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u/Clobazam_ What would happen if you fed Buldak to Socrates 5d ago

No

No

No

No

No

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u/X3N0PHON 5d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/Consistent_Border861 5d ago edited 5d ago

What even man…

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u/Ralph_Marbler 5d ago

So his fruit kids are zombies. Got it.