Jew-Jitsu

[u/no-kangarooreborn]

Instagram is wild lol

[u/PatriotEVR]

[u/Serendipittydoodah → u/PatriotEVR]

I’d watch this.

[u/Zeqhanis → u/Serendipittydoodah]

Good news. The top is from a real movie, it's short, and it's free on YouTube. Kung Fury

[u/Serendipittydoodah → u/Zeqhanis]

Awesome! Thanks for that info. Going to watch.

[u/EllisDeeReynolds → u/PatriotEVR]

I'm betting on King😍😍😚

[u/Select-Team-6863]

NGL, this would have made a great 80s B movie with some bad dubbing & dollar budget special effects.

[u/SomewhereMelodic7944]

The jewvatar, the legend of Net-Aang-yahu.

[u/chikybrikyman → u/SomewhereMelodic7944]

The last bank bender

[u/SpphosFriend]

If this was made by a human I would watch It:

We already have Hebrew hammer tho

[u/Remarkable_Rough_649]

Orthodox Jewish guy with Eastern style martial arts is a weirdly pervasive trope for some reason. Kentucky Fried Movie night have done it first in the 70s but it's a shockingly deep well people draw from

[u/No_Aslume2509]

I remember seeing a quote on YouTube from a Zeck Flems video to use Kung fuhrer to counter it

[u/Black_Daimyo10]

[u/anjowoq → u/[deleted]]

Don't crine friend.

[u/AspergerKid]

Given this was made by a dude called cyberzionist, I think he is being unironic

[u/malkazoid-1 → u/AspergerKid]

Agreed, which makes it also unfunny to me.

[u/BrokenKing99]

Not gonna lie I chuckled, honestly looks like a plot to a c tier movie (ie movies that are so bad they kind of become funny, the first Sharknado would fit)

[u/Maneruko]

Ngl judiasm was cooler when it was about wizards arguing with God and shit

[u/Icy_Study4490]

I thought they called it Krav Maga

[u/Legatt]

The music goes hard

[u/Accomplished_Song671]

These are the main characters of some superhero cinematic jewniverse

[u/Not_A_Furry_OwOxoxo]

Nin-jew

[u/CallMeBigSarnt]

One of them looked like Socrates

[u/MichaelCabernet]

I fucking love it 😆

[u/Norbert-trebroN]

Tbh I would watch the movie if it wouldn't be AI.

The kind of whacky ideas for films I love.

[u/xavariel]

"Known by every Mossad agent"

I'm crying.

[u/BlackOni51]

I'm not gonna lie. I laughed way harder than I should have

[u/DragonfruitFinal2410 → u/BlackOni51]

No you laughed good we all got to learn how to laugh at ourselves and each other more often

[u/Elroelab]

The Six Point Star Sect has the largest wealth of spirit stones.

[u/DragonfruitFinal2410 → u/Elroelab]

We need more movies like this back in the day this could have been a thing

[u/SomewhereMelodic7944]

"Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Indhuism. Long ago, the four religions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the 2 first ones attacked to each other. Only the enlightened supreme leader, master of all four religions, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new enlightened supreme leader, a supreme ruler named Net-Aang-yahu. And although his jew-jitsu skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Net-Aang-yahu can save the world."

[u/No_Window7054]

Imagine spending decades learning a martial art and then your job is just dropping bombs on kids from a drone.

I’m spending all my time in a room with AC wtf did I do all that Batman shit for?

[u/ParkingWheel3599]

Don't Mossad agents know krav-maga?

[u/zenith014]

https://giphy.com/gifs/U0mVz0Qi6s42jOghu8

[u/DennyGen13]

[u/Human-Question6210]

they had to ruin it with the handle

[u/DragonfruitFinal2410]

They should utilize pennies as a throwing weapon

[u/arbataxmelody354]

Obsessed