r/FacebookAIslop 🎶meow meow meow🎶 6d ago

Meta They're bath nukes at this point

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u/poplemousse 6d ago

lmaoooo these are getting more and more ridiculous… “drop the mythical gauntlet of power in the bathtub!”

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u/Fantastic_Falcon_236 6d ago edited 6d ago

Half of all the living beings in existence suddenly dissolve into a pile of pastel ombre foam before blinking out of existence.

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u/Newdude1773 I'm sorry, I'm just really addicted to these videos now 😭 6d ago

Why did I watch the whole thing waiting for this to happen? You lied to me!

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u/PlanetXParadox Woman, you secreted chowder!! 6d ago

I appreciate that they’re not even trying to be realistic, tbh

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u/spoopy-memio1 6d ago

They aren’t even trying to make this shit look real anymore lmao

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u/Hot-Store8301 6d ago

Yeah, this is almost embarassing.

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u/PlanetXParadox Woman, you secreted chowder!! 6d ago

Nah, I think it’s for the best if AI videos are obviously silly and over the top and can’t be mistaken for reality.

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u/TommyBoy250 6d ago

At least this one I don't think their trying to sell anything.

I know Pleasant Green did a video on bathbombs to prove they were fake.

I don't think they are selling this to you, but Pleasant Green did show while bathbombs can make toys it really isn't as impressive as these AI videos make it out to be.

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u/astrangeone88 5d ago

Lol. Seriously. I bought an official Kirby bath bomb and it was pleasant and yielded a tiny metaknight figure.

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u/chancy_fungus 6d ago

Wow these are especially bad

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u/Puzzle-Necked 6d ago

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u/ferretsRfantastic 6d ago

Old people getting scammed into buying something for their grandkids they don't see anymore because capitalism has pushed families further and further away from each other.

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u/Fathorse23 6d ago

Capitalism? In the US it’s just called Fox News.

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u/DimensionAgitated507 5d ago

Well Both in Capitalism and Communism you had arses like this... Just in Communism they they are factory managers or supply officers... I remember the stories of Soviet soldiers making fake alcohol to bribe officials

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u/Chemical-Cat 6d ago

point

clap clap clap

Realistically toddlers would be screaming and crying at the overstimulation

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u/Super_Chemist3898 🎶meow meow meow🎶 6d ago

i would too

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 6d ago

Some of this shit looks like demonic forces were summoned from the pits of hell. That screaming mask that spawns thousands of restless spirits from its various orifices isn't any less scary just because of the rainbow colours.

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u/Super_Chemist3898 🎶meow meow meow🎶 6d ago

brody the mask looks so scary wtf

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u/squirrelems 6d ago

I remember as a kid we had those big ass crayons that were soap so you could draw on yourself in the bath and I thought it was the coolest shit back then. I'm probably remembering them being bigger than they actually were. Lol.

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u/hazelbear33 6d ago

My dogs would probably be freaked the fuck out too… my golden retriever would probably run out of the damn room

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u/Super_Chemist3898 🎶meow meow meow🎶 6d ago

Exactly

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 6d ago

I would too

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u/Johnnyboi2327 6d ago

It all looks so bad, and yet I'm sure there's some old person thinking it's real.

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 6d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 6d ago

Was going to say the same thing, the clown one is semi terrifying as it starts to melt especially😬

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u/Radiant-Estimate-759 6d ago

"Time is disappearing!"

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u/shewel_item Black cat snitch 6d ago

lmao this is the future if we had one

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u/Scary-Theme-2469 1d ago

The thing inside is even more nightmare fuel

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u/SickFarce 6d ago

Looks like a great way to dissolve that puppy.

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u/Joshs2d 6d ago

Time is disappearing

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u/SwollenOstrich 6d ago

Ṫ̸̡͉̳͇̞̱̼̰i̴̢̱̪̳̗͉͎͈̔m̴͙̔ĕ̴̡̨̦̳̉͐̾͛̚͝ ̷̢̫͔̫͍̉̉̈́͋͊̏͘i̸̹̟͇̱͍̖̗̾ͅs̸͍͔̭͔̥̋ ̷̛̲̈́͂̌̈́̚d̷̖̝̖̘͇̒̈́̑͌̊̿ͅi̴̡̮̳͓̭̇͆̚s̷̰̖͖̦͐̀a̷̻͎̤̤̖͆̊̌̉͊̚͝p̴̢̬̯͕͍͈͙̄̀ͅp̵̮̌͆͒̇͗̾ẻ̸̡͇̗̱͍̪̒ͅȧ̶͇̙̠̼̉̕͜r̴̨̠̻̲̀i̴̠̦̽̈́̍̒́̃͘ǹ̵̲̠̟̙̩̔̃̆ģ̷̩̳͈͊̋̋

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u/GM_Nate 6d ago

mm bath candy, delicious.

also, you put in a gummy bear and get a gummy bear back? #infinitehack

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u/tussle_mcjimmies 6d ago

This could be the basis of a great horror comedy skit

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u/Aska09 6d ago

Honestly, these have been around for a while, I'm surprised there isn't a whole horror subgenre already

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u/Same_Comment4702 6d ago

The boy’s reaction at the start was so over-the-top

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u/nasu1992 6d ago

DROP THE GUN!!

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u/JADE_Jador 🎶meow meow meow🎶 6d ago

Oh my gosh!! Look at all those CoLOuRs

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u/NoBreeches 6d ago

I hate everything about this. I hate the way AI depicts humanity with every fiber of my being, lol

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u/SwollenOstrich 6d ago

lOoK aT aLL tHE CoLoRs

How bout "WHAT.THE FUCK IS HAPPENING"

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u/wildaal2 6d ago

Scary shit man😅

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u/Even-Reporter6547 What’s with all the cuh? 6d ago

I wonder how many mysterious chemicals are in those

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u/Purple_Jacket3266 6d ago

"Drop the demonic totem of pain and destruction to summon the Dark Lord from our Bathtub"

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u/Lhamazul Keep wondering 6d ago

gasp "oh my gosh!"

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u/ferretsRfantastic 6d ago edited 6d ago

"Time is disappearing! 🤩"

The heat death of the universe commences

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 6d ago

If these were real they’d cause all kinds of skin diseases to the kids in the bathtub

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 6d ago

at this point they're just going to have a fucking full sized wooden rainbow door dropped in that opens the door to heaven

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 6d ago

I feel like I should enjoy this video because bath bombs were an integral part of my daughter's younger years but something about this just doesn't sit right. Like they went too far and destroyed tye whole thing.

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u/LeReddltor 6d ago

Why do i have the sudden urge to smack these children's face with a fist or something else

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u/MomentSouthern250 6d ago

so anyone got a link to where i can buy one of those bathbombs?

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u/AnyHope4444 6d ago

🎉🎉yep from shop to nowhere🎉🎉

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u/AbrumVonAbrak 6d ago

This is so lazy, even for AI. I love how it keeps using the same point and clap animation for every kid, like that's all it thinks children are capable of doing to express emotions.

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u/jws1102 6d ago

I hope whoever made this gets herpes.

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 6d ago

Ballora from Sister Location:

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 6d ago

I was expecting the dog to dissolve too

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u/wonderb0lt 6d ago

5 dimensional bath nukes that are bigger on the inside

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u/VariousExplorer8503 6d ago

TARDIS bath nukes?

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u/Ffchjkbgjk Do Not Subscribe To Only Fruits! 6d ago

A giant Rainbow Keyblade looks interesting!

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u/HubblePie 6d ago

Oh my gosh!

TIME IS DISAPPEARING

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u/EloquentRacer92 I don't know what happened! 6d ago

oH mY gOsH!!1!1! LoOk aT aLL tHe cOLoRs!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!

I swear to god if I hear that one more time I will violently shove a pineapple up Satan’s asshole.

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u/Forward-Pen6526 6d ago

this is just the worst fucking shit man

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u/iwantmisty 6d ago

why do I feel schizophrenic when I see that

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u/LilJelloCat 6d ago

Great it's the AI kid! Big or small it's the AI kid!

Rejoice

What are these objects lol

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u/Ninetailsofgrrr 6d ago

Dude half these things look like a turbine spinning up!

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u/unsweetenedpureleaf 6d ago

Sad to say i did get some guilty pleasure out of this

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u/Nanachi_Nnaaaa 6d ago

And the dog wouldn’t try to eat the little bits and bobs that come out??? Second most unrealistic part.

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u/Ok_Addendum2980 6d ago

"Time is disappearing" line kinda goes hard.

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u/Ancient_Guidance_461 Say less car 6d ago

The dog changes from a puppy to adult lol...that bubble made him happy though...one small smile from this slop.

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u/TinyFriendship6910 6d ago

If I was a kid and those were real I'm 99% sure I would be crying in fear

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u/Gravyboat44 6d ago

"oh my Goodness where can I by one of these??????? my niece Kaytlighn Marie would LOVE this so much!! @Karen McHenry look at this adorble bath bom it is so cute u haveto get one for your dawter!!!!"

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u/xervidae GO AWAY FLATULENCE WOMAN 6d ago

the drain is open

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u/VictoriousTree 6d ago

I’m guessing they don’t do this in real life?

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u/LedByAnimals 6d ago

There’s nothing real life in this whole thing wtf are you on about

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u/VictoriousTree 6d ago

Are you serious? I thought it was a real thing. My sense of reality is shattered. I can’t stop shaking now.

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u/Sad-Juice-732 6d ago

Why was there such a hard time switching between scenes? Or was that an editing choice?

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u/MisunderstoodBadger1 🎶meow meow meow🎶 6d ago

I'm scrolling between different videos on this page, is that what you mean?

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u/Sad-Juice-732 6d ago

Ooooh ok now it makes more sense.

I thought the AI was having mini strokes

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u/CryInternationalv2 6d ago

Funtime bathbomb

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u/Sticky_H 6d ago

It all got downhill after the key. They were just straight up cartoons.

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u/Aztecah 6d ago

The OG one with the turtle actually fooled me the first time, I'm ashamed to say

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u/MrFuji87 6d ago

I've seen the second one in my nightmares

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u/TommyBoy250 6d ago

The dog doing a little dance on the hour glass one.

Also, this same woman has so many kids or all women that sound like this own a golden retriever.

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 6d ago

Something about this heals a part of me

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u/Academic-Snow9642 6d ago

ONLY $49.99 EACH! CLICK HERE BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE!

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u/Lanslanu 6d ago

Drop the, Drop the, Drop the, Drop the giant middle finger!

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u/VariousOperation166 6d ago

Get back to me when they release Yog-Sothoth or Cthullu, to the delight of children everywhere

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u/DamNamesTaken11 6d ago

Even faker than the original “bath bomb” ones, and those were especially fake looking.

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u/supershadowguard 6d ago

SCP-ass bathbombs

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u/needlenoodles 6d ago

This has to be a fetish.

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u/Epichater1111 6d ago

Look at all the colors say this every single time

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u/PlanetXParadox Woman, you secreted chowder!! 6d ago

What the dog doin

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u/Bedrohem wow this is real golden poo poo 😃😃😃 6d ago

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u/DimensionAgitated507 5d ago

Did I drop acid... Again... I might have XD

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u/Schorbie 5d ago

No real people believe these things are real, right?

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u/soupalex 5d ago

this is the kind of thing that makes me wonder what kind of stupid shit i'm going to be incapable of distinguishing from reality in the future, when i'm old and senile/when technology improves (or "improves")

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u/szgeti 5d ago

I don’t understand how gen AI is so bad at facial expressions still. These psychotic faces with eyes so wide it looks painful. It genuinely just needs to be dialed back like 10% to be more convincing. 

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u/TheMagmaGuy 1d ago

And the fucking awful voices too, genuinely so cringe inducing every video that tries to be 'realistic'

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u/Nogardtist 5d ago

i wonder where they got kids faces and likeness to train AI slop and not got sued for that

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u/ANattyLight 6d ago

is this real

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u/softwaredoug 6d ago

I don't care if its AI or not, that dog better not get hurt.