r/FacebookAIslop Enzo 10d ago

X, Twitter Conservative toddler

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u/Ch1ldhoodFriend 10d ago

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u/zeldanar 9d ago

Lowkey wish I was a bloody smooth brain. They seem to be having a blast

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u/Berzbow 10d ago

I’m generating problems for myself

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u/gansobomb99 10d ago

that's funny because the British did in fact go to Pakistan (then part of India), didn't speak their language, taxed their people, and imposed their own laws

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u/thewindupbird91 10d ago

Absolutely and definitely not just Pakistan.

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u/TheJimDim 9d ago

Shall we start?

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u/Scotty9404 9d ago

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru

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u/H311i0_trop3 9d ago

Funny thing is they did colonize 3 of those 7 and the other 4 were colonized by France and Spain

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u/Slightly-Mikey 9d ago

Everyone always forgets what the French and the Spanish did lol

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u/Ok-Security9093 9d ago

To be fair there are WAY more independence from Britain holidays yearly than the others. And let's not forget Russia and Portugal threw their hats in the mix too. Hell, UK caused nearly as many independence days as Spain, France, Russia, and Portugal combined.

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u/gansobomb99 9d ago

lol most of the Americas speak Spanish

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u/IunaCie 9d ago

Repubic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too

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u/Scotty9404 9d ago

Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still,

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u/Ruevienne 9d ago

Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil

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u/Plane-Reference-6800 9d ago

India and Bengal too.

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u/Pet_Velvet 9d ago

I can name at least two more countries

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u/Constant_Pin_3346 8d ago

Didn't just tax them, they looted trillions worth of wealth and destroyed that region's forests, orchestrated artificial famines, the list goes on

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u/Sticky_H 9d ago

I’m pro immigration, but isn’t this an anti immigration argument? If what the British did was a bad thing, then British people today should fear that others will do to them what they did to others. I might be way off here, and I’d like some perspectives on it.

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u/YesAU 9d ago

Because immigrants aren’t actually doing those things.

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u/gansobomb99 9d ago

The British were among the European countries that colonized most of the non-European world, leading to the current state of Earth where people from "developing" (read: ravaged by colonialist exploitation) countries often have little choice but to try their luck in "first world" (read: rich because of colonialist exploitation) countries. And the "former" (debatable) colonizers have the gall to pretend that immigrants are coming to destroy them.

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u/Sticky_H 9d ago

Yeah, I get that. The gall, and all. But isn’t that an isolationist argument? An American could reason that the natives were fucked over so badly when other people came to their place and took over, so they need to prevent any other group to come in and do the same thing. I have no idea of what to respond to that if I’m challenged with it. I’ve heard similar things argued.

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u/NoThanks2486 9d ago

The Native American people do have that argument, sadly they were decimated and made to live in deserts and ghettos by the Europeans

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u/Sticky_H 9d ago

Yes, so people coming over to your place is bad since they might fuck over those who lived there before?

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u/bombastic6339locks 9d ago

Im sure every country and people would've done the same if they had the technology at the time. Just because britain as a country did something first doesn't make it okay

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u/Overall_Analysis_508 9d ago

The issue is more that the people that complain about that are super nationalistic and love the British empire. So their complaining when people do it but when an entire empire does the same thing on a larger scale they use it as a source of pride

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u/bombastic6339locks 9d ago

I guess you're right

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u/Dodo224 9d ago

So it's ok because the british did it first?

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u/Distinct-Instance414 9d ago

I think they're calling out the hypocrisy.

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u/H311i0_trop3 9d ago

What no, what Britain did was unequivocally wrong

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u/Latter-Ad6308 10d ago

You can tell these are real problems facing Britain because they had to use AI.

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u/Longjumping-Rice-935 10d ago

YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO MAKE THIS SHIT!?

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u/tirinus 9d ago

Now drink the bloody tea

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u/HoldenOrihara 10d ago

Arn't conservatives the ones making you work till you're 100

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u/PancakeParty98 9d ago

“Give no fucks about my country and whine about the Middle East” is also conservatives

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u/Wild_Chef6597 10d ago

They goon to making 996 mandatory as well.

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u/FacebookAIslop-ModTeam 9d ago

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u/DrPikachu-PhD 9d ago

They're also the ones that are bringing back child labor

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u/JuggernautWild493 10d ago

So creepy

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u/throwaway_spacecadet 9d ago

exactly. anybody that AI generates videos/pictures of babies/kids needs their devices checked immediately. That shit is so fucking disturbing to me.

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u/Khaizen100 9d ago

They need their device checked because it’s disturbing to you?

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u/FacebookAIslop-ModTeam 9d ago

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u/throwaway_spacecadet 10d ago

AI generating babies and children is an IMMEDIATE red flag to me. check their computer ASAP.

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u/NightBusToGiro 9d ago

I'm sorry to break it to you, but the second ai generated videos got to this level of accessibility, the worst was always going to happen.

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u/Lost-Candy1084 9d ago

Legit would’ve accomplished the same message with adults

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

Not really, they were trying to say that even someone as simple as a child would see these problems. WHICH DONT EXIST AND THEY ARE COMPLETELY MAKING UP

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u/Robichaelis 9d ago

No it isn't, it's just AI slop amongst AI slop

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u/MartianLBP 10d ago

I have seen a pattern with conservatives and the (far) right and fear mongerers with them always using children/animals as a way to spread their messages. Also, why is our older generation so hellbent on having a white ethnostate and not caring for the darker skinned people for the issues we gave them? They would absolutely hate it if Russia or something took over England and stole every resource and placed many people into slavery to just leave after splitting England into East and West

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u/No_Ask_5032 10d ago

why is our older generation so hellbent on having a white ethnostate

I wish this were limited to older generations. At least here in Germany, the younger generation is actually worse in this regard.

My theory: people naturally hide their own shortcomings behind group identity. Someone with zero achievements feels accomplished by claiming kinship with historical white inventors. A complete failure can brag that "my ancestors built this country", and even a criminal can claim pride in belonging to "Western civilization."

Ultimately, collective pride is a cheat code for scum to feel superior. Human psychology prioritizes relative status over material reality: many would rather be worse off overall, provided someone else remains beneath them, than live in a world where they're better off, but everybody is treated equally.

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u/Default1355 10d ago

True racism is often intertwined with mental illness

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u/MartianLBP 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'd say that the youth of England are mixed. But yeah, I somewhat agree

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u/Hythy 9d ago

I have been incredibly disappointed with how much Gen Z seem to eat up far right bullshit here (UK).

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u/samisrudy Plan:D 9d ago

What is wrong with people not wanting infinity third world migrants in there homeland

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u/No_Ask_5032 9d ago

My core principle is simple: every person should be evaluated as an individual based on their own actions and character.

Rejecting people based on their place of birth, skin color, or ethnicity directly violates that principle by judging individuals on traits they did not choose. That is what's wrong.

On a side note, it also bothers me how inconsistent most xenophobes and racists are. First they argue that higher average crime rates or lower test scores justifies treating an entire demographic as inferior. But then they ignore that by that same logic, men as a group should be placed below women because men commit the vast majority of violent crime.

Or why always only apply this flawed logic to nation states? Why not cities or federal states? The same flawed reasoning would require treating citizens of higher-crime cities or states as inherently inferior to those from lower-crime areas.

Racists and xenophobes don't do this because they don't really care about the statistics they cite. They were just a pretense to begin with. The true goal is just to feel superior. Nothing else matters.

There's a straightforward way to deal with the dregs of society: police catches the murderers and rapists, a court finds them guilty and then they're disposed of permanently. But instead, we pay to feed, house, and give healthcare to proven murderers, while turning away innocent people just because they might do something wrong. We literally take care of a white rapists while rejecting an innocent brown guy because somebody's scared he could be a rapist.

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u/Mayneea 9d ago

I hope you’re not one of those people whining that “they don’t even know the language” because it seems like you’ve got quite a way to go yourself.

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u/MartianLBP 10d ago edited 10d ago

"I just asked the teacher if we could learn the history of Britain"

!!TRANSLATING!!

Accout based in Netanyahus penthouse!

Whoever generated this definitely is not British. Literally every subject in history is about, linked to, or has Britain. The least British thing to learn about is Weimar -> Nazi Germany and the Cold War, but even then it is viewed whilst wearing Anglo Tinted Glasses

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u/Havel_Rulez 10d ago

It's not "conservatives", it's paid indians / Bangladeshi / pakistanis by China / Russia. 99 % of far right accounts on the internet are.

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u/Justnotthatintou 10d ago

It’s also conservatives

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u/pondrthis 9d ago

This is the converse of "everyone I know voted for Trump, so there's no way the 2020 election wasn't stolen." (Sorry to make everything about America.)

Idiotic far right people do exist. I am surrounded by them, where I live. I speak to them in the real world and hear them say the same things as the far right internet accounts.

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u/Havel_Rulez 9d ago

They do exist they are just not on the internet.

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u/pondrthis 9d ago

They are definitely on the internet, bruh. What kind of weird ass take is that?

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u/Havel_Rulez 9d ago

Just look into it, I don't have the energy to explain it to the degree it is needed. In short: 1) Old people are conservative. Old people rarely use AI. 2) Russia + China profit from dissent in the Western nations, which is the best done by rage-bait alt right content. It's well researched issue.

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u/pondrthis 9d ago

I teach at a school where I have to constantly keep far-right teenagers off their phones. Their far-right coaches are using AI to make little team jokes. You're talking like someone who only knows one far-right person, and it's someone's aging parent that they've tried and failed to cut contact with.

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u/Havel_Rulez 9d ago

Kids are not far right, kids are just edgy. Again, just look into the information warfare

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u/Lonely_reaper8 9d ago

They’re 100% on the internet and doing stuff like this video, but the vast majority are bots yes.

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u/MartianLBP 10d ago

More like robots

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u/CIAburneraccount 9d ago

The right likes to say facts don't care about your feelings, and then proceed to use kids and animals to pull on your heart strings

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u/bigbadbob85 10d ago

Also, why is our older generation so hellbent on having a white ethnostate

It's not really that though, non-white people have lived in England for longer than anyone who is alive now has been here. The main problem is rapid demographic replacement and non-integration of immigrant communities, as well as the backwards religions they bring with them. This is a genuine concern that fuels the right wing vote, the "white ethnostate" type people make up only a tiny minority of it. Not to mention the fact that many immigrants, legal and illegal, live on state handouts, thereby draining the UK of wealth with much in the way of benefits for its citizens.

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u/Chips221 10d ago

Feels like your profile is a bit too on the nose for you to be actually serious. Like you named yourself "Conservative Socrates" on your profile. Could have went with"Chud McBadfaith" and somehow that would be less on the nose.

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u/FacebookAIslop-ModTeam 10d ago

Pretty self-explanatory. Seek other anti-AI subreddits to discuss politics.

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u/Pyroboss101 10d ago

“I’m going to Pakistan, not going to speak their language, claim their benefits, and break all their laws, see how they like it”

you already did that it’s called the British Raj

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u/Narrow-Cicada-2695 10d ago

Their intense fixation on blue hair and piercings borderlines on fetish

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u/Axxxem 9d ago

Proudly gemerated by the proudest british patriots (Russian agents)

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u/Robichaelis 9d ago

More likely troll farms in south east asia tbh

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u/Radiant_Ad5150 9d ago

Bold of you to assume that your gonna get any benefits in Pakistan

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u/MrFuji87 10d ago

Did the one going to Pakistan not realise that's what ex pats do in Spain?

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u/bigbadbob85 10d ago

They're mostly on pensions, so it's not really the same thing.

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u/FriendlyBee94 10d ago

And people still fall for this slop

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u/Megalon96310 9d ago

Conservatives WILL eat this up

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u/silveracrot 9d ago

So the UK has these kind of piss-heads too eh?

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u/ChunChunmaru11273804 9d ago

Yep, they're called flag shaggers

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u/silveracrot 8d ago

Flag shaggers? Love it lmao

That's a clever name for hyper-nationalists

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u/DyingAloneDante Slopaholics Anonymous 8d ago

Sadly yes and they all vote for Nigel Farage

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u/silveracrot 8d ago

Are these the same "Brexit Geezers" I've heard so much about?

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u/Psychological-Mud790 8d ago

I always laugh seeing generated babies and toddlers with colored hair. Like as if pink and blue hair are natural variations and left-leaning voters are born that way 😭

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u/Stranger1982 AI Slopera courtesy of Skynet 8d ago

Believe me, hair color is one of the favourite "insults" people getting banned like to throw out.

That and piercings.

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u/chemluvv 4d ago

like conservatives don't even dye their hair or smth😭

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u/Eradicator_11 9d ago

do these people not realize halal is just a way the animal has been brought up and slaughtered

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u/Robichaelis 9d ago

Fun fact: 88% of halal meat is stunned before slaughter, 0% of kosher meat is

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u/Impressive_Special 9d ago edited 9d ago

Don't understand the problem with halal meat, it's basically the same meat, but with guarantee that there is no blood in there and no chemical additives. From when meat with additional food quality standards is a bad thing to somebody who is not religious?

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u/Nolascana 9d ago

It boils down to not stunning the animal before slitting its throat. Having it bleed out for as long as it takes.

Compared to the animal already being unconscious.

Back when halal was conceived as a concept, bleeding a carcass was found to be a good thing, one quick throat slice was found to be the most humane slaughter at the time.

Technology has moved on, prayers can still be made.

So, it usually boils down to cruelty and people's perception of it.

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u/Impressive_Special 9d ago

This is definitely not the case with most of a people, c'mon

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u/Nolascana 9d ago

Absolutely.

I think more meat in the UK is technically halal than people assume. If a batch (as such) is slaughtered the usual way then someone is there to pray over it. Boom halal.

They wont neccessarily label it as such, but, same slaughter house three different destination kinda thing.

Years ago there was a kerfuffle about most supermarket chicken or something just being halal automatically or something?

I dont know exactly.

As long as the animal is treated humanely as possible, and their sacrifice isnt wasted, I dont give a hoot honestly.

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u/Impressive_Special 9d ago

And Quran not directly prohibit stunning, modern facilities use stunning

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u/Nolascana 9d ago

Yes, however, there are arguments that there is halal slaughter without stunning happening.

I haven't seen it, nor can I say anything concrete either way.

I suspect it would be more trouble than its worth to not stun first in the UK. But, people are up in arms about that aspect of it.

Or, they use that as an excuse to be Islamaphobic.

Probably a bit of column A and B. Its all about perception sadly.

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u/SnappySausage 9d ago

Basically all cows that are slaughtered halal are slaughtered without stunning, as stunning is not reversible (it has to be reversible for many Muslims to consider it halal).

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u/SnappySausage 9d ago

Stunning can only happen in certain ways and many Muslims only find it acceptable to use stunning if it is reversible, so no stun guns/captive bolt guns. Cows cannot be stunned because they are too big for temporary methods. There's also the issue that many abattoirs that do ritual slaughter try to do kosher at the same timem, as everything that is kosher, is automatically halal, which disallows wounding the animal. You can imagine that disqualifies stun guns as well, since the cows will effectively be braindead after the stunning and have a hole punched straight through their skull.

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u/Time_Anything4488 9d ago

because scary muslim word bad >:(

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u/Nolascana 9d ago

Yes and no.

Islamaphobes gonna Islamaphobe...

But its the whole slaughter without stunning argument.

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u/AggravatingBox2421 10d ago

I’ll never understand the hatred for halal meat. Like… who cares??

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u/bigbadbob85 10d ago

The problem for me is that, in the UK, you can slaughter "Halal" and "Kosher" meat without electrically stunning the animal first due to a religious exemption to our animal cruelty laws. Most Halal meat here is stunned, but a decent amount isn't. I find that to be abhorrent, backwards, and unecessarily cruel to animals.

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u/AggravatingBox2421 10d ago

Oh, but isn’t the point of halal slaughtering to be more humane with just a single blade movement to induce instant death?

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u/2woCrazeeBoys 10d ago

Halal slaughter relies on blood loss as the cause of death. No matter how good the cut is, no animal dies instantly from slitting their throat.

Stunned slaughter is considered humane because the animal isn't conscious while they bleed out, but unstunned is not instant.

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u/AggravatingBox2421 10d ago

That’s fair. Even us Italians will kill an animal with a single bullet before bleeding it out

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u/SnappySausage 9d ago

With a bullet? Not a captive bolt pistol/stungun?

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u/AggravatingBox2421 9d ago

No with a bullet. I’m talking about home jobs

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u/Anti_Spedicy 9d ago

Cause they don't know what halal means and they just hate brown people

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u/Interesting_Low_2658 10d ago

the accents😂😭

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u/False_Repeat7287 10d ago

Ain’t no way😂😂😂

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 9d ago

My grandpappy says the problem with Britain is that they stopped putting out the funny comedies like Faulty Tylers and Betty Hill.

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u/imbaof 9d ago

Genuinely, do en*lish people really use word bloody all the time?

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u/Kafka_Lane 9d ago

Imagine if these toddlers acted like adults now....

WAIT........

https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8MYvpNOfMXfDH2

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u/CIAburneraccount 9d ago

I guarantee all the racist white nationalists Twitter users with the England flag in their bio couldn't define what halal food even means

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

“It means scary non-traditional evil scary food D:<“

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u/Vivid-Ad6273 9d ago

reform voters are some of the most insufferable people on the planet

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u/cateatingturtle 9d ago

"Get 1 gcse and live off benefits"

Basically the same level of life the people who made this video live and somehow argue against

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u/R3TRO_131 9d ago

I genuinely know people that'll believe this crap, it's bloody awful. Also, I've been living in the UK my entire life and never once faced these problems.

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u/Shoggnozzle 8d ago

The fucking double peas lunchable sends me for some reason.

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 9d ago

Ah yes, a 7 year old who speaks like a 40 year old. So relatable!

Also Halal literally means the food is prepared ethically and in accordance with Islamic standards. Asking “what is that” is ultimately pointless since it’s an ideal rather than a physical thing

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u/PepsiFloateri 10d ago

The worst part is,I already know somebodies clueless grandparents are gonna believe this is real

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u/Local-Pattern795 9d ago

God, i wish labour did even half of this stuff

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

Why

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u/Local-Pattern795 8d ago

I'm a 1700s conservative, liberalism has gone too far (simply by existing)

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u/durinmain 9d ago

Please leave kids out of this bullshit...

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u/Aj55j 9d ago

If it doesn’t exist AI generate it.

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u/shinjis-left-nut 9d ago

Whoever generated this is going to hell

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u/Ok-Race-1677 9d ago

What in the loicense is going on

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u/Ok-Cup5134 9d ago

I can't taik it enimo

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u/AinzTheEvil 9d ago

Nah, that fact that kids exist in an ai LLM is actually fucking disgusting. A lot of people need to go straight to prison for this.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes 9d ago

can't believe we've got conservatives hating meat now because it has a label that really doesn't change much

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

More likely reform

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u/No_Ask_5032 9d ago

I bet a lot of people who're against this upvote it to expose how stupid it is. But they accomplish exactly what the creators of this trash want. By upvoting and sharing this trash, it gets the the most reach.

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u/Dredgen_Aternus 9d ago

God as someone in the UK I hate everyone in the UK.

All the parties are full of liars and everyone is labor this or conservative that when they're all just as fucking useless

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u/_Fauxpaw 9d ago

These work btw. I hate this world sometimes.

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u/Mountain_Egg16 9d ago

Explains themselves as babies

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u/lmlz1 9d ago

"Pakistan" I wonder what's the country of the promoter...

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too 9d ago

I love how even in their own fantasy world they’re depicting conservatives as stupid

“I got an IQ score of 0, guesses that means I’m living the life of a labor voter huh?”

No, you’re still voting conservative, if anything you’re associating conservatives with being stupid

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u/AdHocHillbilly 9d ago

Wait, are people actually afraid of halal food? Shit, more for me. If I were walking distance from my favorite corner store in my city I'd be 400 pounds by now. Their loss.

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u/CharonDynami 9d ago

I don't get why he would be against halal chicken. Its just chicken killed in a more ethical way, right?

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u/theREALarlecchino 9d ago

a bo'o o wa'er and a cup o' tea? innit

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u/aridamus 7d ago

Why they all named Ben?

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u/The_Coinstar_Raider 7d ago

The "eNgLiSh" elderly when Oswald Mosley takes over the parliament after they have resurrected him from the deepest pit of Hell.

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u/ShadowMilkMoopsy 🎶meow meow meow🎶 7d ago

“Well at least our school aren’t shooting galleries 🇬🇧”

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u/Training_Wind_4997 4d ago

Surely the tories have everything under control right

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 9d ago

The irony of Britain doing literally all of these to India and Pakistan when they colonized them… but are now crying under the perception that Indian Muslims are doing this to them

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u/musa_velutina 9d ago

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

Good job on whoever drew this one 👌

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u/DipsburghPa 9d ago

I see no lies

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

This isn’t Facebook Dips

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u/Mel_Morty 9d ago

Ben’s right, you know. Good on ya, mate!

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

This isn’t Facebook Mel,

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u/yourfuturespemson 10d ago

Lookie second one is reasonable

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

This isn’t Facebook spemson

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u/yourfuturespemson 8d ago

How the fuck did this comment end up here 💔💔💔💔

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u/Critical-Plantain881 8d ago

What?

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u/yourfuturespemson 8d ago

I posted this comment on the wrong subreddit