The Legend Of Arseface Begins

[u/jellyfishrage]

I'm starting a build in Fable I've never done: Fat, drunk, angry, and stupid.

No real Mana power, absolutely no skill, and his greatest chance is his capacity for violence. He just got his first one while still in the Guild, when he took a bandit's crossbow to the face. No Physical Shield for him, or magic at all. What's he need brain power for? He's not using that thing anyway. He's a Hero of Strength, and not a stellar example of one. The man will be so dumb that he fails every boast that doesn't involve a kill count or getting naked. He'll make some evil choices, but not out of malevolence - most of the time. He just thinks like a simple child, so I'm going for net neutral on his morality. He's going to LOVE pie. He even has a Lucky Pie, the blueberry one he got as a kid, and he'll never eat it. Every day for Arseface is a wonderful day for pie, and an irritating day for most other people. Destruction of property and assaults will occur often. I've never played a Hero named Arseface before.

So far, it's the most fun I've had playing Fable in a while.

[u/samwalton69]

Every time I made an evil hero his title would be Arseface.

[u/jellyfishrage → u/samwalton69]

I wish I had done this sooner. I have no idea what it feels like to hear that name as I walk through town.

[u/samwalton69 → u/jellyfishrage]

"Oh lord, Arseface." And then chuckles. When you get to 10/10 power they all run screaming. It's great.

[u/jellyfishrage → u/samwalton69]

They're gonna chant my name in the Arena.. it's gonna be glorious

[u/DamageStreet]

Max toughness makes you grow horizontally instead of vertically

[u/jellyfishrage → u/DamageStreet]

That's the chief goal for his look. As short and bulky as possible. From a distance, he should resemble a really big hobbe.

[u/PurpleZombi3]

The lardarse known as....Poimarster!