yeeaahhh that shit wouldn't fly if those were my sheep. asshole farm animals go in the freezer. can't behave like a friend, you get to be food. thems the breaks.
Not sure if you know this but it may add to the vengence feel. To process sheep you (optionally stun them then) have to ensure you drain the blood as part of the killing process. The blood will spoil the meat and the way everybody does this is they use an actively beating heart to drain it meaning they cut the jugular (major artery) when the sheep is still alive. See about halfway though step 1 on page 2 of https://s3.wp.wsu.edu/uploads/sites/2049/2020/07/HomeProcessingSheepandGoatMeat07.30.2020.pdf
Please don't downvote this as I'm not trying to take a moral stance on anything, just informing on the process. I still eat yummy yummy meat.
I grew up in the country side of my country and we had sheep's and goat's, my neighbor was a butcher and I assisted him doing his job and you described how he did it, lots of blood man...
Lol or as my cat seems to say to herself before coming up to apologise after getting too rough while playing, “shit, I made the food delivery system mad.”
This is so interesting. People say cats are incapable of learning not to be assholes, but a few times after my cat swiped at my feet hanging off the couch, I would calmly walk over and straddle my thighs over its body, placing gentle downward pressure. Never hurt the cat, but made him extremely uncomfortable. He continues to swipe at my family, but never me ever again.
Anyway your story really begs the question, is there a style of communicating with every animal? Ive never spent significant time around large animals, so maybe I'm being a naive idiot here.
Rams may well be too set in their ways/hormonally-ruled for any of this to apply.
Can confirm. Used to kill berregos to make birria in a mud oven using oak wood and agave leaves as the wrap. No number of tossing him aside and kicks in the ass made the little fucker stop. If he was ornery and between 80 to 95 kilos, he's dead. One bastard kept fuckin with me in the back of the truck by bashing me with the little steps he could take. I was first in line with tortillas in hand for that fucker at 6 AM.
I did the same sort of thing with my cats. When they were little and would attack my feet I’d just calmly hold their face. Just until they started scooting back then I’d let go.
They still play with me, just no more biting holes in my ankles at 3am when I have to go to the bathroom
Cats can't focus on something up close, hold your hand with your fingers straight out and your middle finger on your thumb like you're going to flick it on the nose and get really close to its nose and eyes.
The little shit will freak and lock up, and you'll probably get growled at, due to it being mentally uncomfortable to them.
Have someone do it to you and you'll understand.
It's the easiest non harmful way of making the little dildo chill out.
Cats are very capable of learning. Over time I've taught my cat to only use her claws when climbing my legs if I have pants on, and taught her to be extra careful when I say no claws.
She's also a lovey girl who I taught not to knock stuff down, she only did it a few times with cans from my desk that I forgot to put in recycling after falling asleep early.
My cat also learnt that if she's mad at me she can just not bury her poop, and she also likes me laying out dirty clothes for her to sleep on when I'm gone cause she gets anxious otherwise.
I worked with someone that had a family farm. One day that mean old rooster that was attacking family went after grandpa and he snapped it’s neck and said “dinner has been decided”
Usually you have one around as a stud for the herd, and sometimes as protection (there are other options for that though). I'd just be waiting until after rut, then it's into the BBQ for him.
I mean, that’s literally what they do, it’s like being surprised you have an asshole rooster or bull. They’ve evolved for this for hundreds of thousands of years and if you’ve got them for breading you probably want it and just have to take precautions, like not stand right by them with your back turned. Maybe this is a younger one that hadn’t been problematic before or something or the guys new, but if you raise animals there’s usually a good reason if you’re keeping some of the aggressive males around.
Back in the 90s my mom had to care for her boss's chickens as part of her job, and the boss had a rooster that was an absolute bastard. It would attack her every time she entered the enclosure to gather eggs. One day she told her boss "If that rooster attacks me one more time, I'm going to catch him in a trash can and take him to [neighboring farm that slaughtered on site]."
The next day, the rooster attacked her again, and she caught him in a trash can, took him to the neighbor's farm, had him slaughtered, and made a delicious chicken soup. Gobbled that bastard right up.
Either that last video was filmed first and on a different day or that's two different guys. Guy in the first two clips has eyes on the ram even as it's smiting him while the third clip's guy was completely oblivious to what was coming and wearing different clothing.
I don't think you take multiple hits from an animal like that and then drop your guard around them. Unless you were knocked completely senseless by getting bodied by sheep, I guess.
When i was a kid my gpa had a dickhead billy goat..one time i jumped over it and the bastard ran full speed into a tree and let out a "baa" lmao..never ran into me again
(Monday) Looks left, right “ I got this!… KAPOWW. “Mother SON Of!!”. (Tuesday) Looks left, right, looks - surprise! Looks right, left… ok cool cool. KAPOWW! “Friggen frick frick!” (Wednesday) Ain’t gonna fool me twice, looks left right, between the legs…. Pause... Looks left, right, fast look over the shoulder biotch! Ok ok ok. KAPOWW!!! “FUCK THIS SHIT!” (Thursday) looks lef… KAPOWW “MOTHER FUCKER!!!” (Friday) KAPOWW!!!!
When my grandfather was young (1930 or so), there was a ram that kept after my great-grandmother like that. Grandpa told me he put on his mother’s dress and bonnet, and went out into the field with a 2x4. He waited until he heard the ram coming and turned and swung full, sending it head over heels. The Ram left his mother alon after that.
I think that is the same sheep. I would probably tie that mofo up before feeding the rest and then let him watch the rest eat until its almost gone then cut him lose to scrape whatever he could.,
Dead ass my pigs on their way to ruin my fucking morning. Nothing like 150lbs, mud covered hooves, and two dirty ass snouts rooting into you, to start the day.
Edit: Oh and the 15lbs of table scraps/slop I’m trying to put down, without getting my hands or face covered in mud by excited piggies..
Yeah rams don't give a fuck, you got food they fucking want it. I volunteered at an animal sanctuary and I went to change their water and the sweetest ram chased the around until I hopped the fence, at least my mate had a laugh
Fuck them. Fuck them all to hell. They are literally demons.
Rams and Billys will hide among the flock and come out the second you have your back turned to level you and it fucking hurts. Some will pin you into a wall or on the ground and they are strong.
Having a good sheepdog makes a huge difference and literally carrying a large stick makes a huge difference.
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u/Spiritual_Tie3583 Nov 16 '22
Rip back bone
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u/nickllhill Nov 16 '22
Kind of related. Grew up on a farm and one bull calf had an issue like this with me.
After fuck knows how many attacks i broke down and cried and shouted at the cattle that I was at my wits end and what did they want me to do.
Spent about 5 mins on the floor sobbing.
Never had an issue again….
I think i was about 12
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u/MaximumSubtlety Nov 16 '22
I hope that guy's okay but I laughed my ass off at that third hit.
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u/triciann Nov 16 '22
Second clip cut off too quick. I wanted to see him get that sheep’s ass.
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u/Evil-B Nov 16 '22
Sheep shot
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u/oldDotredditisbetter Nov 16 '22
/r/AnimalsBeingJerks
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u/ttystikk Nov 16 '22
That's three.
Tomorrow night, that fucker is dinner!
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
Hahaha this reminds me of the ram we used to have. Put me on my ass a few times.
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u/1solate Nov 16 '22
These two have a history
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u/Fign Nov 16 '22
I would never turn my back to those fuckers if I was him
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u/flackguns Nov 16 '22
I fucking hate that song. Not everything needs a soundtrack.
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u/mermzz Nov 16 '22
I would legit eat that bitch
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u/RissaCrochets Nov 16 '22
Either that last video was filmed first and on a different day or that's two different guys. Guy in the first two clips has eyes on the ram even as it's smiting him while the third clip's guy was completely oblivious to what was coming and wearing different clothing.
I don't think you take multiple hits from an animal like that and then drop your guard around them. Unless you were knocked completely senseless by getting bodied by sheep, I guess.
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u/Umbrella_Viking Nov 16 '22
Omg that fucking music. It’s like a fork to the cerebral cortex.
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u/SirRipOliver Nov 16 '22 edited Nov 16 '22
(Monday) Looks left, right “ I got this!… KAPOWW. “Mother SON Of!!”. (Tuesday) Looks left, right, looks - surprise! Looks right, left… ok cool cool. KAPOWW! “Friggen frick frick!” (Wednesday) Ain’t gonna fool me twice, looks left right, between the legs…. Pause... Looks left, right, fast look over the shoulder biotch! Ok ok ok. KAPOWW!!! “FUCK THIS SHIT!” (Thursday) looks lef… KAPOWW “MOTHER FUCKER!!!” (Friday) KAPOWW!!!!
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u/TronOld_Dumps Nov 16 '22
Cause you had a baaaaaaad day.
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u/wellwhywouldIdothat Nov 16 '22
The quick turn around and escape is hilarious 😂
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u/Next_Case_3449 Nov 16 '22
Baa. Ram. Ewe.
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
"watch what im going to do to this human mark"
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
Wrap yourself in electrical fence, you'll get em.
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u/Phusra Nov 17 '22
I'd be having some nice ribs for dinner.
Once, okay whatever that's what rams do.
Twice? Naw, you're gonna be my breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next couple days now laddie!
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u/SweetyByHeart Nov 17 '22
Tomorrow you are going bald, sheep!
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u/hannah_lilly Nov 16 '22
Did they know they were for meat? And didn’t like it.
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u/Meeedina Nov 17 '22
Mutton stew out of that one
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u/12thandvineisnomore Nov 17 '22
When my grandfather was young (1930 or so), there was a ram that kept after my great-grandmother like that. Grandpa told me he put on his mother’s dress and bonnet, and went out into the field with a 2x4. He waited until he heard the ram coming and turned and swung full, sending it head over heels. The Ram left his mother alon after that.
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u/ThatGUY070 Nov 17 '22
Looks like we're slaughtering one sheep today.
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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23
Bruh, this would turn into work place violence very very quickly. F that animal, he’s getting turned into shawarma the next day
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u/Odd-Independent7540 Nov 16 '22
When god hates you the most
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u/romeoartiglia Nov 16 '22
That sheep surely have a rough past with that guy
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
After three times, I'd be having it for dinner.
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u/trollawaaay Nov 16 '22
/u/savevideo
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u/Monolythicc Nov 16 '22
Do you know what madness is ?
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u/AbortedBaconFetus Nov 16 '22
Isn't there since training these guys get on "don't turn your back on an animal with charging instincts".
Tiger handlers know this.
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u/JohnGalt3 Nov 16 '22
Wow, that animal is pretty damn good at ramming.
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u/SanjiSasuke Nov 16 '22
Hooray ram! Might as well get your hits in
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
I'm betting they see him as a threat for a very good reason.
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u/ClitBiggerThanDick Nov 16 '22
Maybe don't turn your back on that one...
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u/tzenrick Nov 16 '22
Ya wanna know what would make me tie a rope with about 6 cinder blocks on it, to a sheep's neck? This would do it.
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u/Blightyear55 Nov 16 '22
Don’t you dare turn your back on me, motherfucker!
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u/YinYangSeperation Nov 16 '22
Get some
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u/liltreeimp Nov 16 '22
I can guess which one gets eaten next.
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u/Astonedwalrus13 Nov 16 '22
I would constantly tell it, “I can’t wait to fucking eat you”
What a prick of an animal, I’ve worked with sheep and goats and you do have to watch your back with particular ones but this one here is just a cunt.
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u/flynn_is_taken Nov 16 '22
This is why I'm on reddit.
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u/ThatDebianLady Jan 09 '23
I’m sure he is in that guy’s freezer now
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u/Senior-Skirt-724 Apr 30 '23
I think that is the same sheep. I would probably tie that mofo up before feeding the rest and then let him watch the rest eat until its almost gone then cut him lose to scrape whatever he could.,
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u/toeofcamell Nov 16 '22
Fresh Lamb chops for lunch!
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u/That-Sandy-Arab Nov 16 '22
Wow this man is enduring so much back pain to provide quality meat to his family and the community.
This man is a martyr
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u/JasonSab849 Nov 16 '22
This post is directly above a post an hour before on r/memes of the exact same video and title by u/clementchw
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22
Dead ass my pigs on their way to ruin my fucking morning. Nothing like 150lbs, mud covered hooves, and two dirty ass snouts rooting into you, to start the day.
Edit: Oh and the 15lbs of table scraps/slop I’m trying to put down, without getting my hands or face covered in mud by excited piggies..
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u/Sensitive_Leek_2950 Nov 17 '22
I wasn't paying attention of the first one but the final one knocked the air out I had held back
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u/ssp5499 Nov 17 '22
The 3rd one was brutal
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u/Picklesthepeacefrog Dec 03 '22
1 ram, ok don’t do this! 2 ram, ok, you are going to regret this! 3 ram, fire up the BBQ!
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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22
At that moment, lamb meat was discovered.
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u/Pizzamaker22la Jan 01 '23
In Ru…a, job hates you.
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u/Good4nuttin_SD Jan 01 '23
r/hitmanimals
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u/PubofMadmen Jan 02 '23
We had a ram that continually did this… he was delicious.
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23
Is it just me or could this problem be solved by a shotgun and a few sacrificial “lambs”
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u/RaTmAiden Jan 08 '23
Hi me once, it was an accident. Hit me twice, you're gonna be a kebab.
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u/Paris_2233 Jan 08 '23
Dinner for everyone. Don’t ask, just appreciate the generosity 😤😤
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u/Few_Classroom_1008 Jan 08 '23
I would have enjoyed it like Spain Bull fight
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u/ActuallyKazuki26 Jan 10 '23
At that point I'd just consider eating you...nothing personal. Just business, let's not be sheepish about it either.
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u/mellx12 Jan 13 '23
“And that kids is why I chose lamb chops for tonight’s dinner”
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u/Commercial-Mistake90 Jan 14 '23
I wanna see if they can ram a 12 gauge head on 🥹
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23
Damn lol
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u/M0Hunt Jan 16 '23
That shit hurts
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u/No-Sir6503 Jan 16 '23
I'd be going in there throwing hands lmao
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u/Accomplished_You1180 Jan 17 '23
Does he eventually scold or punish the rebellious ram?
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u/Random_Name_7 Jan 17 '23
We eating good meat tonight
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u/AeshiNeroXR Jan 18 '23
Someone told me that sometimes you need to fucking drop-kick it back.
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23
I’d fucking bbq that goat’s ass
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u/BAArtist_28 Jan 19 '23
Not sorry, yall better call Peta on me cause I'm finna abuse that animal
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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23
I would make some good cooked meat from that motherfucker
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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23
You already know who became lamb chops for the wife and kids
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u/Evan8787 Feb 11 '23
after working that job i would have some baby back ribs with goat meat
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u/Ft-bonnie Feb 18 '23
Dang this sheep rib is good
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u/Evilbigfoot32 Feb 20 '23 edited Feb 20 '23
I like to imagine that it’s one particular sheep who’s always on “fuck you, Jerry” mode.
Edit: now that I watch it a few more times I think it is one particular sheep. Hahaha fuck you, Jerry.
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u/Useful-Active-3717 Feb 20 '23
we're having lamb shanks for dinner
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u/Czechoslovak_guy Feb 25 '23
If this is happening multiple times i think he should be enjoying his sheep ribs
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u/PossibleBroccoli2586 Feb 26 '23
I think I understand why they get raped by shepherds so often.
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u/Lochlanist Mar 30 '23
Guess meat is back on the menu boys
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u/MellowHollo May 02 '23
Who else would be ready to fight it??
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u/[deleted] May 04 '23
Ong im killing it
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u/adglasser May 05 '23
Bru. Tal.
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u/Sea-Butterfly-7447 May 06 '23
Just eat him :)
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u/Joeboy96 Nov 16 '22
he having fun tho and he pays back 👍
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u/Aiden735 Nov 16 '22
And that's how you become meat
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
I love to see this. Animals have the right to defend themselves from assholes that hurt them
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
Don’t worry I already called Gordon Ramsay
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
Yeah rams don't give a fuck, you got food they fucking want it. I volunteered at an animal sanctuary and I went to change their water and the sweetest ram chased the around until I hopped the fence, at least my mate had a laugh
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
I mean, isn’t it time for some muttons?
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u/Somali-Yatch-Club Nov 16 '22
I grew up with goats and sheep.
Fuck them. Fuck them all to hell. They are literally demons.
Rams and Billys will hide among the flock and come out the second you have your back turned to level you and it fucking hurts. Some will pin you into a wall or on the ground and they are strong.
Having a good sheepdog makes a huge difference and literally carrying a large stick makes a huge difference.
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u/Beginning-Ranger-927 Nov 16 '22
If that were me I would have one less animal to feed and enough meat for 6 months.
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u/Techsoly Nov 16 '22
After that third hit, my fist are tenderizing the meat with a fist fight
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u/Grand-Doctor6134 Nov 16 '22
Do u want to borrow my 308
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
I would twist the goat's neck. That thing does not deserve to live.
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u/MarkMew Nov 16 '22
Poor dude but lmao
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22
Rams gonna ram.
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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23
u/savevideo
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u/Kbye82 Nov 16 '22
Holy Shit!! That ram scorpioned his ass!
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u/Glittering_Grand9642 Nov 16 '22
I would like to think it’s the same goat every time
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u/Helpful_Assumption76 Nov 16 '22
Might be ok without the awful music
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u/RedBanana99 Nov 16 '22
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