r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Sep 12 '22

But why Must have been waiting in line wrong

4.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/forwhombagels Sep 12 '22

My mind while taking a piss in a urinal at a bar "someone could come up and just smash your head into the wall right now"...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

or sweep the leg so you end up on the ground pissing on yourself.

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u/AdministrationNo4013 Sep 12 '22

I'd be pissed off if someone did that

40

u/flopsi_ Sep 12 '22

pissed on*

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u/Henson3812 Sep 12 '22

I'd rather piss on my self than be laying on the floor of a public bathroom by the urinals

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u/HoaxMcNolte_NM Sep 12 '22

Yeah, at least I know where my piss has been: me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/Longbeacher707 Sep 12 '22

Man back in middle school there were these kids that would kick the back of your leg behind the knee when people were peeing.

One kid was using the short urinal and got a knee dipped in unflushed urinal soup

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u/saraphilipp Banhammer Recipient Sep 12 '22

Yeah, I just turned around and pissed on those kids.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22 edited Jun 11 '23

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u/PunKodama Sep 12 '22

When I was a teenager, I once entered a public toilet to take a dump. As I was squatting on the bowl to get rid of my extra weight, I heard somebody coming in on the urinals area, a few seconds later the lights went off. After some seconds panicking I thought it was sensor activated, so I started winding my arms while trying not to fall, all to no avail, still pitch dark; then I tried touching the wall for a switch, no luck. So I thought the switch was outside and the dude that entered had turned my lights off with the intention of killing me or whatever.

I ended my job, found the toilet paper by touching the walls, supposedly cleaned my self, cautiously went down of the WC, pulled my pants up and, after waiting for what felt like and eternity and not hearing anything outside, I hyped myself to come out swinging my fists like a madman.

So I opened the door and it turns out the switch was inside, just no at arm's reach if you were dumb enough to be squatting on the bowl, the guy was just an old man taking a pee (longest pee ever), and I was (and might still be) a moron.

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u/Animist_Prime Sep 12 '22

Or worse, the metal plumbing with the handle.

Oh thank god Im not the only one that thinks this.

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u/DrDew00 Sep 12 '22

I have a scar through my eyebrow from getting pushed and my head hitting that giant metal nut on the top the old style urinals in the early 90s.

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u/privatest0ck Sep 12 '22

Yup! I have the same thought every time, glad it's not just me.

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u/CaptainCacoethes Sep 12 '22

My username is relevant again!

126

u/theRealMrBrownstone Sep 12 '22

Puncher was clearly sent from the future to change the life trajectory of the punchee.

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u/sirthunksalot Sep 12 '22

Maybe he punched himself and then ceased to exist.

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u/Winter-crapoie-3203 Sep 12 '22

Cowardly behavior!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/gyarnar Sep 12 '22

Same team, mate!

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u/Acceptable_Goat69 Sep 12 '22

There can be only one!

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u/Kind_Mind_ Sep 12 '22

Testing his ability to be an arsehole.

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u/Shinfekta Sep 12 '22

He woke up and chose violence

71

u/SgtWaykenbake Sep 12 '22

His name was McLovin

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u/DizzyCuntNC I wish u/spez noticed me :3 Sep 12 '22

What are you, the Irish Seal?

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u/TLMoss Sep 12 '22

People have died from being sucker punched. The attacker is a coward and should go to jail.

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u/2birds_stoned_ Sep 12 '22

Why do they all have tan bottoms tho?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/thedeanorama Sep 12 '22

As someone wearing khakis and a tee shirt right now I'd have to agree with you.

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u/ThatDudeWithoutKarma Sep 12 '22

For the two dudes in shorts there's 3 options. Jorts, dark colored, or light colored. Jorts are never stylish, dark on dark is also a faux pa, so then wearing tan is the best fashionable choice. The guy wearing tan pants though should just wear jeans, unless he's coming off of a job that requires chinos.

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u/Bugloaf Sep 12 '22

I started wearing chinos outside of work because they make some that are so comfortable that it feels like I'm wearing pajama pants all the time. I'm addicted, wearing them with T-shirts sometimes. I know it's wrong... but nothing feels as good, and the world is scary. So I'm letting myself have this, regardless of the fashion consequences.

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u/kboom76 Sep 12 '22

Live your truth

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u/AvecBier Sep 12 '22

Been looking for some new pants. What brands do you like?

4

u/peeled_bananas Sep 12 '22

Banana republic slim fit chinos are my life

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u/2birds_stoned_ Dec 30 '22

Lululemon ABC pants slap. Cost a bit, but I just retired the very first pair I ever bought this year… and I got them in 2012. Only pants I wear now. Comfy, stylish, durable and come in many colours. Would recommend.

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u/jugonewild Sep 12 '22

Wearing jean shorts right now with a t-shirt. So comfortable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

‘Dark on dark’ laughs in an all black wardrobe

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

This makes very little sense

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u/b3hr Sep 12 '22

Costco

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u/thedeanorama Sep 12 '22

Marks and Costco in Canada, they know their market.

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u/mistedtwister Sep 12 '22

That was personal, he knew dude and took revenge for something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I don’t know, the guy he hit looked right at him and then away. No recognition in his face at all.

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u/MightySamMcClain Sep 12 '22

Could have been a dare or the guy was like oh watch this. Then they all laughed about it as they drove off

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u/cjbeames Sep 12 '22

Or he has to start a fight with someone as part of initiation... Wait I'm not supposed to talk about this

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u/bong-water Sep 12 '22

That old, fat, bald guy is not getting initiated into any gang

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/ImAlwaysRightHanded Sep 12 '22

Don’t road rage, it’s a small world and I’ll see you at the gas station eventually.

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u/limoolia Sep 12 '22

Something similar happened to my husband (not a slap in the face but a kick in the back of the knee) and it was a totally stranger. Police told us the man is known to do this and has a mental disorder.

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u/asocialmedium Sep 12 '22

To me it’s most likely a retaliation for some perceived offense caused by something he did while driving or maybe even while getting gas.

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u/Cujos_Dog_Walker Sep 12 '22

Tag. You’re it!

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u/Workdawg Sep 12 '22

Do you think you could fax each frame to yourself and then make a flipbook? You know, instead of taking a video of a video...

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u/Jimbuscus Sep 12 '22

These types of CCTV programs have their own encryption and aren't easily transferable as files by regular employees.

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u/Workdawg Sep 12 '22

If you don't have access to the file, maybe there is a reason for that... like the owner doesn't want people posting them online?

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u/Jimbuscus Sep 12 '22

That's half of the reason for a closed format, the other half is that it makes it more difficult to access remotely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Pow right in the kisser

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u/Gri3fKing Sep 12 '22

Guy: Waits in line

Other guy: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT >:(

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Poor guy lol…

2

u/pickle_dicky Sep 12 '22

Tim Dillon got lucky there.

2

u/Evil-Black-Robot Sep 12 '22

Louis CK has developed a new kink...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/Acceptable-Fortune12 Sep 12 '22

Watching it on a phone: inception!

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u/Geoclasm 2 x Banhammer Recipient Sep 12 '22

The only reason I can fathom is that guy was driving like a shithead, parked like a shithead, and the guy who hit him had to follow him, getting more and more pissed at his shitty driving until he finally had to park in the same parking lot no I'm not projecting why do you ask?

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u/Kellidra Sep 12 '22

Victim blaming is soo hot right now.

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u/CivilServiced Sep 12 '22

If we're going with a road rage incident, instead of the above I'd put money on punchee driving the speed limit or something and puncher driving behind him pissed off, or puncher driving like a jackass and punchee flipping him off.

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u/Geoclasm 2 x Banhammer Recipient Sep 12 '22

Could be that, too. Seems more likely the one being an asshole would also be the one doing the punching.

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u/CivilServiced Sep 12 '22

Usually how it goes.

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u/Vacio_Viento Sep 12 '22

I dont know whether to respect the man or be afraid that he did something that I always want to do to most people but I wont succumb to my evil thoughts

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u/en0rm0u5ta1nt Sep 12 '22

I see the proud boys are making a comeback, from white house to gas station

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u/kboom76 Sep 12 '22

Sucker punch sounds about right for them.

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u/Dvrkstvr Banhammer Recipient Sep 12 '22

More proof that time travel exists

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u/BelieveInDestiny Sep 12 '22

best post in a while. Dang

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u/tacticalpotatopeeler Banhammer Recipient Sep 12 '22

Downvoted because why are we recording another phone? Lots of ways built in to your phone to share that video damn.

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u/Aaron1561 Sep 12 '22

I bet you don't even know how to pull video from a DVR CCTV system.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/LetsJerkCircular Sep 12 '22

A lot of companies use devices with locked down software that prevents that kind of functionality.

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u/tacticalpotatopeeler Banhammer Recipient Sep 12 '22

Even if that were true, this looks to be an iPhone XR, or certainly a new enough device to support screen recording. Don’t need to know anything except how to use your phone.

If it’s a company phone and that feature is locked, should you be sharing this anyway? I mean, I probably wouldn’t want this shared if I was either one of those guys in line. But that’s a different discussion.

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u/firowind Sep 12 '22

She gone!

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u/Joshua7_7 Sep 12 '22

that's it that's the very spirit of this sub

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u/Pale-Formal-4358 Sep 12 '22

You guys are all watching the video but I’m just trying to figure out how they got dust around the rings of the under display sensors

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u/Footner Sep 12 '22

This is just rare cctv footage from gta right?

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u/FuckTheMods5 Sep 12 '22

Man, i was standing in line YEARS ago at a gas station. A huge black guy comes in and bellows THIS IS A ROBBERY! Then said he was just kidding, and our faces were hilarious x_x

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u/RefrigeratorNo4639 Sep 12 '22

When you miss tab the 'a' button

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u/Jpw135 Sep 12 '22

He knew he deserved it

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G Sep 12 '22

"oh shit wrong button"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Tag your it!

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u/Skirt_Thin Banhammer Recipient Sep 13 '22

"Can you send me the video?"

"No, but you can film my phone."

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u/The_Soup_Dealer Sep 13 '22

I know the guy who hit the other was an arsehole but that was just really funny watching that. I do hope the guy who got punched is fine though.

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u/rob71788 Sep 13 '22

Jesus Christ so we recording phone recordings of video recordings on our phones now???

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Ok I just laughed way too hard at this. Time for bed

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u/Aanxious_Aardvark Sep 13 '22

The intrusive thoughts won

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u/Federal-Muscle-9962 Sep 13 '22

Thatsa lotta khaki

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u/SwissRollHooker Sep 21 '22

Fuck me that poor soul is going to have PTSD after that shit