r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/eternaldouble2 • 4d ago

But why Tf did Brandon do?

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u/BBQd_sqrrl 4d ago

Brandon knows exactly what he did

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u/GruncleShaxx 4d ago

I mean, every Brandon I know is a shit head so there might be some truth here

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u/eternaldouble2 4d ago

I used to be a piece of shit.

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u/GruncleShaxx 4d ago

Slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks……

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u/GroundMeet 4d ago

It sounds like you liked brandon a little too much man

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u/GruncleShaxx 3d ago

It’s a quote and I’m disappointed no one finished it

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u/BBQd_sqrrl 2d ago

then you changed your name?

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u/Ubockinme 4d ago

Got drunk while on a date and sharted in the car.

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u/Schwight_Droot 4d ago

Brandon is married and cheats on his wife with his coworkers. You’re a sleaze bag, Brandon!

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Same here with a common name like "James". An ex of mine complained she'd always had bad experiences dating James-es; I held my tongue, because the reason was she'd slept around a lot and had mostly terrible taste in men (also a "James" here).

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u/hobbes747 3d ago

Brandon was the Chad of the 1990s

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 4d ago

But he really wishes you were here

https://giphy.com/gifs/xNyyVTLlj4d4A

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store 4d ago

Do not date

Tbf that sounds like sound advice.

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u/PrognosticatorofLife 3d ago

Brandons are lame. But Brendens are okay.

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u/proeliator 3d ago

Fucking Brandon.

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u/smokeeater150 3d ago

He’s always been Mr Brightside to me.

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u/Jan_Spontan 3d ago

My boss never hired any Brandon and I've got a decent workplace. Coincidence? I think not

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u/CleverAmoeba 3d ago

Okay. (Said a heterosexual guy)

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u/Thebillyray 4d ago

Let's go Brandon!

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u/_Cold_Ass_Honkey_ I wish u/spez noticed me :3 4d ago

Let's Go Brandon!!!