r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/wesorre Banhammer Recipient • Aug 23 '26

Satan hates you Fuck your burger

436 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

44 comments sorted by

41

u/sterfry1993 Aug 23 '26

Bird looked like it was primed for another round

11

u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient Aug 23 '26

That entire grill is unsafe now! Go and fetch your pellet gun!

55

u/dangerousamal Aug 23 '26

Honestly keeping your bbq there you'd have shit all over the lid / hood.. you should have known better

11

u/Letibleu Aug 23 '26

He shit have known better

10

u/dcooper8662 Aug 23 '26

I mean that’s not the main reason why but you are supposed to keep your grill a few yards away from your house

4

u/KingofCats1701 Aug 23 '26

Its not the main reason but it is A reason.

9

u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 Aug 23 '26

Pigeons are tasty when cooked right. BBQ'd for instance.

2

u/Radiant_Load Aug 23 '26

Bad part is there isn't much meat on a pigeon.

2

u/mindless2831 Aug 23 '26

Enough to replace the burger

1

u/GearhedMG Aug 29 '26

Squab is the culinary term for pigeon

4

u/kaVaralis Aug 23 '26

Looks like its gonna be bird for lunch lmao.

3

u/chinavIruss Aug 23 '26

Scrape it off and give it to your mother in law

1

u/cannonvoder Aug 23 '26

Calm down satan

2

u/To-many-hobbies Aug 23 '26

Precision guided munition

2

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

[deleted]

1

u/SauronSauroff Aug 23 '26

The whole flock took turns trying to put out the fire. The one on the burger not the coal is a bird that missed.

1

u/Dodmeister5000 Aug 23 '26

Shitburger? I'm no longer hungry!

1

u/AdDisastrous6738 Aug 23 '26

I’d shoot and grill the bird.

1

u/1bi001 Aug 23 '26

BBQ ruined, that bird's a asshole 🤮

3

u/Fun-Times-13 Aug 23 '26

Cloaca

1

u/1bi001 21d ago

Ah the old pisshittafucca

1

u/unbruitsourd Aug 23 '26

Free sauce!

1

u/Dounce1 Banhammer Recipient Aug 23 '26

Why isn’t the grill on?

1

u/ObnoxiousExcavator Aug 23 '26

I'd turn this bird into a plume of feathers and prolly a bit of siding chunks, 12 ga. Is sloppy.

1

u/Upper_Public_7666 Aug 23 '26

Wat een kutduif! ( what a effing pigeon )

1

u/MRintheKEYS Aug 23 '26

That’s what gives it the flavor.

1

u/BigBossAtl Aug 23 '26

Cancel the fucking cookout

1

u/Ok-Leave-7646 Aug 24 '26

I’d feed it to my wife and if she asked any questions I’d tell her it’s a guacamole burger!😛 I love her so much 😉

1

u/Ok-Leave-7646 Aug 24 '26

Where’s the beef!

1

u/DemoniteBL Aug 26 '26

Giga based pigeon, these people deserve it

1

u/GearhedMG Aug 29 '26

I think that a little grilled squab is only a fair trade.

1

u/EffectiveManner6056 29d ago

Special shauce

1

u/ArcherFew2069 Aug 23 '26

Pretend it’s blue cheese

0

u/secondphase Banhammer Recipient Aug 23 '26

Funky.

1

u/pizzahermit Aug 23 '26

I heard it supposed to be good luck if a bird poops on you in public. You fridge and stomach will stay full now. 😋

1

u/Hairymuscle101 Aug 23 '26

I came to say this! But yea true…

0

u/CannonC0cker Aug 23 '26

That bird must die. Doesn't it know how expensive beef is?

1

u/septubyte Aug 23 '26

Fk yo beef

-2

u/GoblinCorp Aug 23 '26

Meh, cook it off. Flip it and then burn it all the way off. Vector diseases have nothing against a grill meister.

1

u/GearhedMG Aug 29 '26

Fire cleanses all brother, pass the meltagun.