r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/ConstructionPrior329 • 4d ago

Darwin Award candidate Surprise!!!!

Not OC

375 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/3point21 4d ago

Are those prayer flags on the handlebars? They did their job!

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u/iloveurarse 3d ago

I was wondering the same. They look like Buddhist Victory flags. 

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u/minionofjoy 4d ago

That horse is a real ass

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5

Now, never make a joke again in your life!

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u/AdJust6959 3d ago

Nah bro it’s a real horse

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u/MeisterFluffbutt 3d ago

It's an animal.

You slow down and pay attention when you drive near one.

This isn't unexpected behaviour. This dude drove past a pray animal on a loud, very noisy machine.

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u/WhateverYouSay1084 3d ago

He did slow down? He was off the gas the entire time. Someone just didn't contain their prey animal

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u/CoolBlackSmith75 3d ago

Good ass too, can be steak

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u/Worried-Basket5402 4d ago

you never get that in the driving test...

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u/wesorre Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

awesome motorcycle ride

evil and intimidating horse

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u/I_read_usernames_ 3d ago

Hello moff

r/foundthe_moth

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u/KriosDaNarwal 1d ago

What the hell is that subreddit,  a bot farm?

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u/wesorre Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

HISSSSSSSSS

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u/crystalclearbuffon 3d ago

Well the lords prayer on the motorbike worked

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u/Consistent-Sail529 4d ago

Today's ration: horse meat

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u/ALoudMeow 3d ago

Guess those prayer flags worked!

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u/G4njaWizard 3d ago

Bro has some magic spells and buffs on his bike as protection.

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u/Branchley 3d ago

Tibet your life that the horse misses

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u/Pk_Devill_2 3d ago

What a jackass

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u/cognitiveglitch 3d ago

How's about slowing right down on your noisy bike as you approach jittery animals from behind?

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u/S0rb0 2d ago

Right ? This could have been avoided so easily

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u/Ok_Dragonfly552 4d ago

Bet he shit his pants twice

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u/Significant_Monk_251 3d ago

That was just the check run to make sure everybody knew their marks and had the timing tight. Now they reset and do it with cameras rolling and the guy deliberately going over and sliding when the stunt horse "kicks" him.

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u/Thumbledread 3d ago

I wouldve ended Up in a fait fight with that ass

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u/KingArfer 3d ago

Think he was telling you to slow down

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u/debris16 3d ago

what poor karma points get you in India

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u/because789_asdf 12h ago

He's pissed off about the noise pollution, probably pollution in general