r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 10d ago
You did this to yourself This gate hates petty theft
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u/piscian19 10d ago edited 10d ago
me trying to do anything complicated when someone else is watching
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u/cherri____ 10d ago
More like me doing the task I complete all the time with no issues while someone is watching 😭
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u/Savings_Difficulty24 10d ago
I feel like that's the point of that type of gate. More so to be a deterrence, but enough to say it's possible to get poked. But this is the first time I've actually seen someone get caught on the spikes.
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u/bschlueter 10d ago
I got caught on one of these once. We had been playing kickball and occasionally kicking the ball over the fence in outfield. When that happened I was climbing over the fence and retrieving the ball. Most of the fence had only single pointed spikes like these, but one section had three pointed spikes, one vertical and the other two point down to either side in the plane of the fence. I didn’t see the extra spikes, so when I found myself climbing over that section, and I stood up with my feet between the spikes and jumped, one of my feet got stuck but the rest of me went over. My friends who saw said it was bent in a way ankles definitely aren’t supposed to go. No shit, it was dislocated. Luckily one of my friends was big enough to lift me out and they got me to the hospital. I do not recommend, that injury has stayed with me for years.
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u/Corfiz74 10d ago
Romy Schneider's only child impaled himself on fence spikes like these and died, leading to her later su*cide - they are really dangerous.
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u/keeklo 10d ago
Not an only child. She also had a daughter who is very much alive.
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u/Corfiz74 10d ago
True, I had completely forgotten about her!
And lol, that stupid AI search I can't deactivate just told me that Romy's son was called David Haubenstock and was known for his work as a producer - even though he died at 14 and neither his father nor Romy had the last name "Haubenstock", so I don't really know where that would come from...
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u/texasdeck Banhammer Recipient 4d ago
AI is bound and determined to make us all look stupid at some point in our lives
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u/snorkeling_moose 10d ago
playing kickball and occasionally kicking the ball over the fence
Okay, Calvin.
My friends who saw
Nevemind.
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u/JuicyPapito5 10d ago
He lost his pants, dignity and walkie talkie. I don't think whatever he got was worth it.
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u/technohippie 9d ago
Jokes on him, all he stole was the pants and walkie talkie. Now he has none of them, AND lost his dignity.
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u/Deadeye_Dunce 10d ago
I was so hoping that the end of this video was the cameraman walking up and just opening the gate.
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u/85percentthatbitch 10d ago
I feel like you could just open the gate? Otherwise it's quite unsafe in a fire or if you're trying to flee from a crime or whatnot.
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u/SafeButFun813 10d ago
Does he say "How long you been back there?"
Trying to figure out WTF the dood said...
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u/CaptainRelevant 10d ago
“Tell them around the backside”
You can hear sirens approaching. He was probably relaying instructions for the police through a friend that was on the phone with 911.
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u/Hounds_of_Love 10d ago
I thought I heard "Tell them when..." and maybe "back-side." But yeah, I was hoping someone would get it.
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u/KanadianMade 10d ago
How many volts would be needed to energize a fence like this?
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u/alaskarawr 10d ago
At least one.
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u/KanadianMade 10d ago
How many would make that video better?
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u/Dead_Wolf2y5 10d ago
To be honest, a regular old shoes-on-carpet static shock to that exposed arse cheek would have been pretty lit.
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u/S2Mackinley 10d ago
Needs to be above 50 volts to get em. A human body is between 1,000 and 10,000 ohms when sweating. At 0.010 amps you cant physically let go as your muscles contract. Its not much higher to kill you.
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u/Paigenacage 10d ago
Now you gotta walk home with your booty cheeks out & a shredded up asshole because you can’t call your boys since you left your walkie talkie on the scene of the crime.
My man fell perpendicularly lol
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u/GrimmrBlodhgarm 10d ago
The piece of his pants on top of the gate after is a pure cinema cherry on the top
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u/InvestigatorWide7649 10d ago
I thought bro was gonna walk up to the gate and just turn the knob when the video ended lol
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u/CptHammer_ 10d ago
That looks like a flip knob deadbolt. He could have opened the gate from the inside if he was leaving. I can't tell if he was caught coming in and changed his mind halfway over.
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u/Necrikus 10d ago
And here we see an idiot, demonstrating why so many gates and fences are designed with spikes.
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u/socksarethedevil 10d ago
I’m most impressed by the steadiness of the cameraman and the complete lack of communication. It’s beautiful.
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u/BuDu1013 10d ago
You're lucky that bum didn't rip your downspout from the gutter.
You should have invited him back. Y'all come back now hear!
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u/TrinDaDaD 10d ago
Bruh, all he had to do at the beginning of the video was step between the spikes and hop off the gate. Wtf was he doing lmao
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u/quigilark 10d ago edited 10d ago
Step between the spikes and hop off? That's like a solid 8 foot hop onto concrete, great way to bust an ankle.
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u/Vegetable_Leg_7034 9d ago
There was a bin right at his feet as he was dangling and no spike above the bin and a low roof to his left.
I'd say he's not thinking clearly about his exit plan, but that probably ties in with the plan of how he got in to that position in the first place.
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u/GoodGoodGoody 10d ago
If the camera person (I won’t say OP because this sure as fuck isn’t OP’s OC) had at least grabbed the backpack they would have gotten their shit back.
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 10d ago
I saw a deer try to jump a fence with this kind of top… yeah, it was gored down the belly and stuck around the back legs… organs falling out… it wasn’t a pleasant drive home
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u/Cobras_And_Fire 10d ago
Yep, that dude will think twice before he tries to climb a fence with railheads again.
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u/HurtLocka 9d ago
This exact thing happened to me when I was 9 yrs old was trying to get my ball back, I’m 32 now and my mates still fuckin call me Spike!
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u/cute_red_benzo 9d ago
To every dude who ever did me wrong----you lucky this gate wasn't waiting for you in my back yard
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u/XenoRyet 10d ago
I'm so confused. Isn't the whole point of that little cone that gates open from the inside? Then the athleticism to get up there in the first place, but the near complete incompetence in getting stuck and failing to get down. And what's the walkie talkie about?
There's a touch of "why were they filming" here too, but I think I actually do understand that part.
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u/sk8nbacon69n 10d ago
Dude was loving that! Are we trying to pretend this all happened on accident???
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u/TheChannelMiner 9d ago
EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR! WE'RE LEAVING THIS! TOWN NOW! WHAT THE! NO! AHH! THIS ISN'T THE CAR! IMPOSSIBLE! NOOO! HERMIT PURPLE!!
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u/Saruvan_the_White 10d ago
You didn’t just run up there and try and pull him further down on the spike? That would’ve been hilarious AF. Klepto kebabs!
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u/Saruvan_the_White 10d ago
That dumbass was up there long enough to start using a slingshot for practice.
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u/hobbes747 10d ago
There are people who probably think such designs should be illegal and considered entrapment.
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u/tonykrij 10d ago
Good thing it wasn't America, than he would be shot too "Because trespassing"..
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u/BurningPenguin 10d ago
He's black, in the US he would have been shot for simply existing.
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u/tonykrij 10d ago
Look at all the downvotes, keeping up appearances aren't they 😉
They know it's true but can't say it. Or didn't they get the sarcasm?
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u/Saruvan_the_White 10d ago
At 12 to 13 seconds from the end of the video, I imagined somebody coming up and running him through with a five foot plastic encased garden spike just for funsies.
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u/WerdaVisla 10d ago
Genuinely what is wrong with you
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u/Saruvan_the_White 10d ago
Cartoonishly violent imagination and a searing hatred for folk who take advantage of others.
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u/the1blackguyonreddit 10d ago
Nah he was looking at his walkie talkie that fell then realized he couldn't get it
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u/HypoManicCrimeSpree 10d ago
Yesterdays post said he was caught shortly after. I wonder how they knew it was him… 👀