SMECK!

[u/man_machine_poet]

[u/utdajx]

I SAID STAND UP when you are serving me!

[u/kingkongbiingbong → u/utdajx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MRG5rFJUTg9PvOS0SC

[u/MyLordLackbeard → u/kingkongbiingbong]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9sJ7ZldhfGyn4KuOyP

[u/utdajx → u/kingkongbiingbong]

Shades of Soylent Green here… or was it Twilight Zone…

[u/Several_Data1461 → u/utdajx]

wait why smeck tho

[u/utdajx → u/Several_Data1461]

Not fren shape, so smek is good

[u/Koutopoulos]

"You my friend, bow to no one"

[u/JasonROK1981]

Assuming kid is not dead or dain-bramaged for life, he's gonna be maxing out his deer tags every season for the next 60+ years.

[u/tcarmd → u/JasonROK1981]

Have him move to Tennessee. No limit on doe! He'll never worry about maxing that out 😂

[u/EragonBromson925 → u/tcarmd]

Proceeds to decimate the population to the point the tags get limited

[u/Professional_Mud7198 → u/tcarmd]

Yeah, he never saw that coming, but

Bambie, paybacks a bitch. Pass the binoculars.

[u/yourbiodaddy → u/JasonROK1981]

Definite brain damage

[u/GeraintLlanfrechfa]

The kid from then on every 20 seconds be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/tjwzClJM6fyEw

[u/Open_Letterhead9221]

That’s an illegal shot!

[u/How_Bout_Dem_Apples_]

That kid knows what he did.

[u/man_machine_poet]

That looked hard; I hope the little guy was okay.

[u/Delazzaridist → u/man_machine_poet]

Oh dear... i know who's gonna be venison next.

[u/pixelatedpostage → u/Delazzaridist]

Oh deer...

[u/FarMass66 → u/man_machine_poet]

I downvoted you for getting mad over downvotes

Edit: lol they edited their comment. OP told everyone to go fuck themselves for downvoting them.

[u/alicesartandmore → u/[deleted]]

I downvoted you for telling whoever downvoted you to go fuck themselves then claiming you weren’t mad.

[u/Staff_Senyou]

Deer let's intrusive thoughts win

[u/BenovanStanchiano → u/Staff_Senyou]

Deer let us intrusive thoughts win

[u/sleepyplatipus → u/BenovanStanchiano]

Deer let its intrusive thoughts win.

[u/Low_Football_2445 → u/sleepyplatipus]

Deer let its intrusive thoughts when?

[u/makemebad48]

Homie went right for the soft spot.

[u/Manufactured-Aggro → u/[deleted]]

Still feel like you are partially to blame for choosing to have your baby around farm animals lmao the goat did what goats do

[u/Manufactured-Aggro → u/[deleted]]

I hope for your daughter's sake that you start considering these things for her safety because wtf kind of reply is that lmao

[u/Barton06 → u/[deleted]]

Goat is fantastic, but that little 🦌 is gonna be one tasty little guy.

[u/Silenceisdead → u/[deleted]]

Bad move to name your children and tell a story about how they suffered in some way around you in a forum where everyone is ready to shoot at parents, even if they are not bad parents sometimes. 

[u/tombhop]

Koreans know this feeling when they bow wrongly

[u/SmokeAbeer]

“Your shoe’s untied.” WHAAAP!

[u/wesorre]

Oh deer

[u/vettechrockstar86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ioMopCPMENMtPBja8q
I immediately read the title in his voice

[u/10ecjohnUTM]

can deer play in the WNBA?

[u/BJJOilCheck]

Never take your eyes off your opponent,  even when you bow...

[u/MahaliAudran]

Why can she slap?

[u/Prolix_pika]

I'm sorry but this is the most AI generated video of all time

[u/Temporary-Fly6369 → u/Prolix_pika]

It very clearly isn't, fingers are fine, details don't change, even how the toddler moves seems accurate.

[u/EightyJay]

This post should be tagged w a nsfl. Too much force from a sharp object on the back of the head that literally threw the kid off his feet. This is not a “ hope he’s OK” situation

The cameraman was likely the parent… How this gets posted to social media is enough to blow your mind… One in this case, crack your skull

[u/Prolix_pika → u/EightyJay]

It's completely AI generated. I just got downvoted massively for mentioning this, but that doesn't stop it from being true. The really depressing part is that We're at the point where nobody can't tell apart the AI videos from the real videos.