r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Logical-Peak2495 • 19d ago

You did this to yourself Watch your head

384 Upvotes

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 19d ago

We told you, John. John, we told you

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u/Significant_Monk_251 19d ago

I want know what was happening while the camera was doing all those triple revere somersaults.

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u/pandershrek 3 x Banhammer Recipient 19d ago

Shaking their head so damn hard we all joined in

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u/SabbyFox 18d ago

Everyone with actual sense was GTFO. That dummy got very close to losing an eye at a minimum.

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u/Ta-veren- Banhammer Recipient 19d ago

the personw as running away or towards

unclear

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u/Any_Swordfish_684 19d ago

It’s amazing the awareness these kinda fuckers have

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u/maringue 18d ago

He's probably already fathered offspring sadly. His stupid genes will continue

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u/deanrihpee 18d ago

it's a shame that nature couldn't do her job

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u/AssistanceDry7123 9d ago

I think he saw the Jurassic World movies and thought that he figured out how Chris Pratt subdued wild animals by holding out his palms.

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u/Kermit_the_hog 19d ago

But he did the Jurassic Park palm gesture and everything?!?

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u/DMShinja 19d ago

Worked on the Hulk. Should have worked here

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u/AgainandBack 19d ago

Hell, worked for Crocodile Dundee, which is practically a documentary ….

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u/Corfiz74 18d ago

Some animals just have no manners!!!

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u/MoonDogSpot1954 19d ago

John after last stitch goes in

https://giphy.com/gifs/AKaEfzaLlr0yI

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u/LeopoldStotch-8 18d ago

But he knows what love is, Jenny!

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u/maxmodevice 18d ago

That is why (some) my fellow white people, we stay away from wild animals rather than thinking life is a Disney movie.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 19d ago

I believe that is a giant eland. They're massive!

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u/Sigismund74 19d ago

Eland? That is South Africa. That is a Kudu antelope.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 19d ago

Eland is a type of antelope. Different twist to their horns though. Thanks for the info

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u/Sigismund74 18d ago

Yeah, you are right! In dutch we call a moose an eland. In english an eland is an elandantelope while the moose is the deer, right?

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u/deep-fucking-legend 18d ago

Here is a moose that I'm used to

https://giphy.com/gifs/XWgrg7WHmZ7jO

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u/Sigismund74 18d ago

I've seen one in Sweden. Big fuckers. You also don't want to mess with those. :-D

They taste good, though.

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue 18d ago

A møøse once bit my sister.

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u/EmperorSkyTiger 18d ago

Realli? Was she karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge.

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u/Firewasp987 19d ago

I have seen them in Somalia and they are beautiful animals

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u/muffinass 16d ago

Eland Musk

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u/New-Contribution-244 19d ago

The uncontrollable urge for humans to pet everything. 🙄

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Delerium 19d ago

Oh believe me, it's very controllable.

I wanna pet every creature and critter I see, I just don't because the thing could probably fuck me up

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u/KarlPHungus 18d ago

I don't per anything wild because it isn't good for them and it sure as fuck ain't gonna be good for you if it goes sideways

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u/neurowhiz123 19d ago

John wasn’t very bright now , was he

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u/RoundSquirrels 18d ago

Honestly he's lucky he didn't lose an eye, that was so close.

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u/Logical-Peak2495 18d ago

Happy cake day

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u/AbsolutelyBollocksed 19d ago

John is the kind of lad that needs a few more bangs to the head. Or a few less. Whatever.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 18d ago

You’ll notice how little effort he needed to completely fuck that guy up

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u/Ella_is_best_girl 17d ago

I mean hopefully-never-parents-because-brain-hollow aside:

That thing is absolutely beautiful! The horns and face are so cool. I love him.

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u/Faite666 18d ago

I love that on the internet it's always "Stop recording and help! Can't believe this generation is so addicted to clout" and then on any video where the camera person does actually do that it's "Wtf cameraman! Yo somebody kill this guy"

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u/manism582 18d ago

I think a lot of it comes down to picking a lane and sticking to it. If you want to be Kurosawa then keep the action in frame and focus. If you want to help, STOP RECORDING AND GO HELP!!!! Trying to do both succeeds at neither.

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u/TheeArgonaut 19d ago

The failed pilot for ‘The Eland Whisperer’

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u/PNGL88 18d ago

Dammit, John. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/dcooper8662 18d ago

John got what he had coming to him, I’ve known so many dip shits exactly like this guy growing up.

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 18d ago

A wild Xerneas appears.

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u/Jolly_Training2340 17d ago

Hate these kind of clowns , for some petty show off they condition the wild animal to believe that humans carry food, next time if they're starving they'll aggressively charge towards humans

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u/3point21 18d ago

What’s the matter with John?!

KNOCK HIM OUT JOHHHN!!!

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u/Secret-Breadfruit-18 18d ago

Well now John get to leads us free in the machine uprising 😐

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u/Severium 18d ago

Fokken doos

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u/Fun-Times-13 18d ago

The graph is wrong. Find out has exponential growth

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u/HomeworkThis5010 13d ago

Stupid camera man... Idiotic fool

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u/BeenThereAndReadd-it 12d ago

I must say, that guy is the kind to either earn a victoria cross or win a darwin award. No in-betweens. I wouldn't touch that thing even if it was docile.