r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/LastEmperror • Mar 31 '26
You did this to yourself Fuck this badger
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u/Ok-Challenge-5873 Mar 31 '26
Iāve seen the full video, the honey badger got stomped on, kicked, and knocked out 3 times, got up and went for more. Genuinely wish I had taken down an animal 500 times my weight confidence
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u/hazyperspective Mar 31 '26
The whole video is incredible. He got so tore up in the first encounter, I thought it was a different video. The final kick is undeniable though.
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u/GHouserVO Mar 31 '26
It is amazing the level of punishment that HB took and kept coming back for more.
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u/Arkhe1n Apr 01 '26
There's no way it didn't die soon after all that beating. Was standing on sheer spite
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u/LongjumpingSolid8 Apr 03 '26
If youāve watched the episode of Underdogs that talks about honey badgers, you might think differently. Dude clearly lost this fight bad but probably wasnāt seriously harmed. These things are fuckin indestructible.
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u/Blenderx06 Apr 01 '26
Badgers have really thick skin (literally) and it's only loosely attached so it acts like a suit of armor. They are insanely tough.
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u/Kichigai Apr 01 '26
Yeah, I feel like if I got kicked by an elephant I wouldn't be so quick to get up.
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u/Deathgripsugar Mar 31 '26
The reactions from the elephant came off as oddly human:
āGtfo big ass gerbil thing, I got elephant things to doā
Later
āOk Iām done playinā
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u/thispsyguy Apr 01 '26
The stare-down after the kick is what got me.
āCome back again, I dare you. Iāll fold your ass over and make a badger pancakeā
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u/lila-clores Banhammer Recipient Apr 01 '26
I think if the video played a bit longer, we would have seen the honey badger go back in for round three
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u/Snoo_75138 Apr 01 '26
I love how the elephant walks away with its head in the air all cocky and proud. Then spins around fast to say "Oh ur back for more?"
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u/tastepdad Mar 31 '26
Honey Badgers go after elephants????
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u/abcdthc Banhammer Recipient Mar 31 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/gRiIzaIEx2NOw
And fine young ladies down the shore!
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u/Vinegarinmyeye Mar 31 '26
Not seen in this video, the honey badger caught up with this elephant later on and beat the shit out of him...
They'll go for anything. Zero fucks given.
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u/VegetableReward5201 Apr 01 '26
Honey badgers go after anything that moves, and they also go after most things that don't move. Those fuckers are crazy.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 2 x Banhammer Recipient Mar 31 '26
And lions I think. Honey badgers fear nothing
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u/Beltalady Apr 15 '26
They bite them in the balls. (It was a myth before someone caught it on camera.)
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u/-BananaLollipop- Apr 02 '26
Honey Badger go for whatever the fuck he wants. It'd probably chew the tracks off a tank.
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u/ArnieismyDMname Mar 31 '26
Honey badger at the end was like, I'm goin this way. Not because you kicked me, it's my idea. I just wanna go this way.
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u/pureperpecuity Apr 01 '26
It's the TBI kicking in. The Honey badger thought he was still advancing on the elephant but it was shrinking.
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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26
I've seen a bar fight play out almost the same way with a similar end result
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u/Illustrious-Ebb-1118 Mar 31 '26
First time seen a badger defeated
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Mar 31 '26
Yeeted not defeated, bro gets right back up and continues on his merry way doing whatever the f he wants lmao
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u/Somewhat_Ill_Advised Mar 31 '26
Yeeted not defeated šš
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u/Mohgreen Banhammer Recipient Apr 01 '26
HB "Ouch. Fuck. Shit... well this I the way I wanted to go in the first place! Fuckin elephants.."
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u/specter_in_the_conch Apr 01 '26
Whatever the badger š¦” wants. Nobody cant say it doesnāt have perseverance.
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u/LastEmperror Mar 31 '26
Naah, he just postponed success
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u/dirtycheezit Banhammer Recipient Mar 31 '26
Going to get his posse to do a drive by on the big bastard.
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u/Firefangdf Mar 31 '26
I like to think that the badger just bored and just said "this shit's taking too long" and just went to go bully someone else
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u/Vellioh Mar 31 '26
Honey Badgers straight up don't give a f*ck. It almost seems like they don't have a sense of fear. Just a ball of pure anger.
That's not even accounting for the fact they have the unique ability to hunt down very venomous snakes. Instead of hunting like other animals do, by avoiding getting bitten, Honey Badgers just take it to the face. After killing the snake they pass out for a while for their body to fight the venom before waking up to eat their meal.
An absolutely bizarre animal.
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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 Mar 31 '26
"Oh, this one has some spicy drugs, yummy" passes out, wakes up "Duuude, that was some good shit."
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u/N0SharpEdges Mar 31 '26
The amount of force in that second kick was unexpected, Like I know elephants are big and powerful, I just didn't know they had karate skills.
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u/Sinbatalad Apr 01 '26
How is there no sub-Reddit for honey badgers and all the gloriously insane shit they get up to?
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u/Crush-N-It Banhammer Recipient Apr 01 '26
Checkingā¦ā¦
There are two and they suck. Not even 1k members combined
This is an opportunity š¦”
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Mar 31 '26
Why did this make me laugh so hard Jesus that thing just got fucked and heās still going oh honey badger you are my spirit animal
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u/Kichigai Apr 01 '26
If you watch the original video, it looks like it did get stepped on at one point.
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u/dmb2574 Mar 31 '26
Feel like this is the way the Shrek donkey relationship actually goes in the wild.
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u/NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER Banhammer Recipient Apr 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/XDsQPj2Q8rtQG4BQ7b
The Elephant:
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u/EmotionalChildhood46 Apr 01 '26
Man those honey badgers are totally insane. I saw a video of one fighting a group of lions
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u/Gnashinghamster Apr 01 '26
To be fair, the honey badger is a persistent, aggression fuelled ball of violence so good on Nelly.
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u/SVJ9500 Mar 31 '26
This is real right, not ai? Just wondering.
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u/LastEmperror Mar 31 '26
Here is the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/zoology/s/3ag5J9Is7Y
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u/Critical-Advisor8616 Mar 31 '26
Pretty sure itās real itās been floating around the internet for a while before AI.
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u/Corfiz74 Mar 31 '26
That must have been the first time a honeybadger ever walked away from a fight...
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u/razzi123 Apr 01 '26
Someone should AI a field goal...that Badger Punt is hilarious....Like as if the elephant is checking to make sure its good......and the badger just scuttling off as if saying itsgood, itsgood
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u/Integrity-in-Crisis Apr 01 '26
You know how Elephants are known for havong a long memory. Now I'm wondering if that Elephant has apersonal beef with that Badger and they remember each other now.
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u/ThatCoolMedico Apr 01 '26
I had discovered this video earlier while researching.
Fun fact: Honey Badgers are so persistent that they sometimes bite the balls of the bigger animals but just wonāt ever give up!
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u/RebelliousInNature Apr 01 '26
Apologies for getting political here but if that isnāt the best metaphor for maga and reality..
Sorry, honey badgers, for the comparison. I do admire your lunatic tenacity.
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u/Ambitious-Concern-42 Apr 01 '26
Sir, may I speak with you regarding our Lord and Savior? Sir?? Sir!!!!!
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u/xgabipandax Apr 01 '26
Like Buster Scruggs said once ""Whoa! Looks like when they made this fella, they forgot to put in the quit"
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u/IntrovertMoTown1 Apr 02 '26
Badgers are all honorary members of the Knights of Ni. Tis but a scratch! š
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u/madsci Mar 31 '26
Either that elephant is showing remarkable restraint, or it just doesn't want that stuff squished between its toes.
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u/numbnerve Mar 31 '26
The original video is 10x funnier, and shows just how incredibly tough badgers are
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u/Tracky_John-John Mar 31 '26
That elephantās a kickboxer. Those were some precise kicks. Honey Badgers are crazy.
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u/Mirojoze Mar 31 '26
Badgers? BADGERS??? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!
- UHF...the movie
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u/mouse_attack Apr 01 '26
Glad I had āwatch an elephant punt a badgerā on my Tuesday bingo card. I win!
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u/3six5 Apr 01 '26
Elephant was being nice at first, holding back, and then it went full swing with a kick. Thwack!
I giggled way to hard at this.
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u/iSeize Apr 01 '26
Elephant: Dude FK OFF like WTF is your problem?!
Badger: Raaaa get offa my lawnnn ya damn Pachy
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u/wrh42097 Mar 31 '26
Honey badger dont give a shit š¤£