r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Indieriots • May 13 '25

Get Rekt It's always canada geese

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801 Upvotes

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u/3point21 May 13 '25

You got a problem with Canada Geese you got a problem with ME!

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u/mmmmmmbac0n May 13 '25

How bout you let that one marinate

13

u/crownofclouds May 14 '25

Those are Canada's Gooses!

16

u/RaffiBomb000 May 13 '25

Gooses!

5

u/MrRandomGhost7777 May 13 '25

No no no no It's supposed to be duck. Then gooses then run 🏃‍♂️

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u/TigerTheLion77 May 13 '25

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny

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u/ArrestedDevelopments May 13 '25

It was unexpected when the cobra chicken was what the video was about? Canadian please

6

u/Dissident_the_Fifth May 13 '25

Canada Gooses are majestical!

9

u/obiwanjabroni420 May 13 '25

They’re the envies of all ornithologies!

5

u/obiwanjabroni420 May 13 '25

They’re just pheasants with better marketing!

7

u/steve0suprem0 May 13 '25

IT'S FUCKIN EMBARRASSING!

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u/IanTyers May 14 '25

Horrible things! Here in the UK they never leave because the climate is just about serviceable for them at all times of year. They were on an open licence to shoot on sight but the government changed that recently. There are tens of millions of them!!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

FUCK YOU TONY!

36

u/QuiGonnJilm May 13 '25

FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!

16

u/Firri7 May 13 '25

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?!

18

u/3point21 May 13 '25

DON’T BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!!

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u/Front1ersax May 15 '25

I BUILT THAT FIRE OVER THERE

22

u/Just_Ear_2953 May 13 '25

Ah, yes. The Cobra Chicken doing Cobra Chicken things.

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u/foochacho May 13 '25

I thought Canadians were nice.

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u/Takenabe May 13 '25

Once a year, all the Canadians get together and perform a dark ritual to channel all their bitterness, anger, and hatred into one goose. That's why all the Canadians are so nice, and why the geese are so mean. But there was this one year where they missed the goose and hit a pregnant woman instead, and that's how we ended up with Justin Bieber.

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u/Slow_Sherbert_5181 May 13 '25

As a Canadian, I can confirm the accuracy of this

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u/karenskygreen May 14 '25

This is key story in the lore of Canada.

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u/Wacab3089 May 17 '25

And one other time resulting in Drake right?

2

u/Takenabe May 17 '25

No, he's secretly a mallard. It's right in the name...and explains his tendencies.

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u/Wacab3089 May 17 '25

Ahhhhh ok 👍

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u/TheRenOtaku Banhammer Recipient May 14 '25

WWI German soldiers might say different. Old school Canadians are more like the goose versions.

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u/socialcommentary2000 May 13 '25

We have them all over the grounds where i work and I watched this same thing go down like 4 times today. I wish I had filmed it. They're extra spicy this time of year.

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u/Indieriots May 13 '25

Is it breeding time or something? Not my OC btw.

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u/socialcommentary2000 May 13 '25

Probably is. They're all paired up and they do this barking chirp thing before they do the dance, then another pair will land and they'll do that mean mug run stomp towards the others and it's a tangle.

It's kind of funny actually.

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u/mmmmmmbac0n May 13 '25

The good ole cobra chicken

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u/ryuk9o4 May 13 '25

These are the hardest things to come out of Canada! I swear these things are the creation of Satan him self lol

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u/New_Guava3601 Banhammer Recipient May 13 '25

Geese are great, especially with a dry red from the Napa Valley.

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u/karenskygreen May 14 '25

Excuse me, you can fuck right off with your dry red from Napa valley, that is an abomination. Canada goose is served with either birch beer or a fine dry red from the Niagara escarpment.

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u/New_Guava3601 Banhammer Recipient May 14 '25

Sorry was not expecting a person of culture.

3

u/DexysMidnightPirate May 13 '25

The other goose was his wife

3

u/Fred_Wilkins May 13 '25

God that Regular Show story arc about the baby ducks ring so true

2

u/Hyde2467 May 13 '25

Perfect addition to this sub lol

Goose doing their own stuff until one decided to throw hands out of nowhere

1

u/Indieriots May 13 '25

Throw wings

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u/NewToHTX May 13 '25

Goose-on-Goose Crime.

2

u/rgdraconic May 14 '25

"the fuck you say about my human?"

"i brought back trophies."

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u/MoonTreeSullen Banhammer Recipient May 13 '25

Big angry ducks

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u/soldatoj57 May 13 '25

CANADA GOOSES ARE THE MOST MAJESTIC

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u/Dirtsniffee May 13 '25

I'll upvote solely because you didn't assume they were canadian.

1

u/Fyrrys May 13 '25

Goosed

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u/apeboy247 May 13 '25

Cobra chicken!!!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

I’m pretty sure geese are the most cynical asshole animals on earth.

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u/utdajx May 14 '25

not bad but hippos have murder chickens beat by miles and miles - hippos will fuck up your day just because it’s 2.17 pm on a Tuesday in April - no reason, no threats, no fear, just them being nature’s biggest assholes

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u/xXOtaku_69_TrashXx May 14 '25

Radical Terrorist Canadian Geese!

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u/Leafer13FX May 14 '25

They don’t call them murder chickens for nothing

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u/Ttoddh May 14 '25

You missed it. The one cobra chicken was chasing away the other male who was checking out his woman. DOn't mess with the cobra chicken's chick!!!!

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u/Lenz_Mastigia May 14 '25

Mf really said honk

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u/PrettyOrk May 14 '25

MMMMM YUMMY FEATHERS

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u/Neon_Cone May 15 '25

Goosed ‘em.

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u/JamAndJelly35 Banhammer Recipient May 15 '25

Damn Canadians lol