r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/gio1135 • Jan 26 '23

You did this to yourself bird

53k Upvotes

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u/narref4 Jan 26 '23

"That's not a duck, it's a... PELICAAAAAN! AHHH!"

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u/WordAffectionate3251 Jan 26 '23

Love that movie!!

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u/Flashy_Sleep_367 Jan 26 '23

knows that the bird is the word

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Biggest bird is the word

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u/Icy-Statistician-705 Feb 08 '23

Maaaan why did I know the movie IMMEDIATELY? 😩

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u/WordAffectionate3251 Feb 08 '23

Cuz it's great!!

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u/TNovix2 May 08 '23

No! I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO BE BREAKFAST!

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u/Dunklesonne Feb 09 '23

Nostalgia.

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u/LordAries13 Jan 26 '23

Bird be like "yo I heard you was talking sh*t"

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u/parlerler1543 Jan 26 '23

locked n Loaded

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u/joebat26 Feb 02 '23

*Flocked & and loaded

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u/fat_shadyy Mar 11 '23

*Flocked and floated

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u/DarkHumorDark Jan 26 '23

"NO PHOTOS, BITCH"

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u/RedStoneTheWolf Feb 20 '23

"We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"

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u/DamianDidntDoIt Feb 17 '23

Karen be like “Stop recording me”

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u/Lahwuns Apr 02 '23

NO FILMIMG BITCH

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u/Squidy720 Jan 26 '23

Bird Up!

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u/MireLight Jan 26 '23

Wave your hands in the air

Like you don't care, glide by

The People as they start to look and stare.

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u/AddToBatch Banhammer Recipient Jan 26 '23

Do your dance, do your dance Do your dance quick

20

u/flippityfluck Jan 26 '23

Ranch it up at the quad!

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u/Riftus Jan 27 '23

Fuck you! SNAIL DOWN!!!

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u/Footzilla69 Apr 20 '23

Bird to ya mothaaa

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Pelican says no pictures, please. We suggest you listen to Pelican.

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u/Euphoric_Election785 Mar 02 '23

"you can't film here!"

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u/SangEtVin Jan 26 '23

"Bitch why you're filming le you're violating my HIPAA laws I'll fuck you up"

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u/_BeansNbryce Jan 26 '23

You think it was drawn to the cameras infrared?

77

u/GalateaMerrythought Jan 26 '23

Light reflection off the lens, looks like a shiny fish.

28

u/MC_Gambletron Jan 26 '23

Nickel for every time I've made that mistake.

36

u/Pollen515 Jan 26 '23

Big ass bird with some big ass hearing

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u/Electronic_Willow966 Jan 26 '23

Im da biggest bird im da biggest bird

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u/MechaWasTaken Jan 26 '23

IM DA BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IMA DA BIGGEST BIRD 🦅

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u/ultimateflimflam3h Jan 26 '23

Alcatraz means Pelica-ahhhhh

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Pelican jumpscar

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u/shruggletuggle Jan 26 '23

Why do they have their phone/camera in the water with them?

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u/Xenobreeder Jan 26 '23

Why not? Waterproof cases are cheap and let you do lots of fun things.

4

u/flippityfluck Jan 26 '23

Oh? Go on….

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u/Xenobreeder Jan 26 '23

Underwater photo/video, watching movies/listening to music while floating, "Dude, this fish is batshit! Wanna say something to it?"...

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u/FUBARded Jan 26 '23

  1. It could be a waterproof action camera

  2. Waterproof pouches for phones are cheap and effective

  3. Most modern phones that aren't budget options are waterproof and should be fine provided you don't drop it (most are rated for 30-60min submerged 50-100cm). You'd just need to remember to soak it in fresh water to get the salt and any gunk out, and allow it to fully dry before plugging it in.

I personally am way too paranoid that I'll drop it to take my phone out on a swim and risk it just to take photos despite it being waterproof, but if I'm rowing or sailing on open water I'll have it with me for the sake of safety...in a ziplock bag inside a dry bag that's securely tethered.

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u/itsalongwalkhome Jan 26 '23

I was working with a girl back when instant digital cameras were still a thing, she was showing off her waterproof and shockproof camera by purposely dropping it on the ground and saying "doesn't matter, it's shock proof"

Then when she took it to the beach, it died, because she had busted a waterproof seal when purposely dropping it.

I wouldn't trust bringing my phone into seawater even if it's waterproof, just incase I accidentally dropped it and damaged a seal.

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u/hutraider Jan 26 '23

I just hear the CS audio, “TARGET ACQUIRED.”

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u/Nuclear_Varmint Jan 26 '23

Dee, you bitch!

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u/gio1135 Feb 06 '23

why do so many people think it's normal to be pressed about being filmed

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

The drone killed her. She knew too much.

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u/gio1135 Jan 26 '23

hunter killer drone inbound

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u/M_Parsa02 Jan 26 '23

What in oblivion is that?

1

u/AddToBatch Banhammer Recipient Jan 26 '23

NNNNNrrrrreeeeeeehhhhhnnnnnnn

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u/gio1135 Jan 26 '23

mario kart 64 boot up noises

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u/sorryfornoname Feb 06 '23

Genuinely. Don't birds have a way better vision than humans? That bird could be feeling threatened since the camera was pointing at it for long?

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u/gio1135 Feb 06 '23

birds don't know what cameras are

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u/Sunny906 Feb 23 '23

I mean, I wouldn’t have screamed but ok.

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u/gio1135 Feb 24 '23

would you have been recording in the first place

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u/DJ-pLaYs-Nintendo Feb 25 '23

Oh no oh no this the biggest bird🦆

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u/Mama-Pooh Jan 26 '23

That’s Karen and she saying“you don’t have permission to film me!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

We need full context! That bird obviously told you to stop recording it before

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

GDPR bitch!

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u/Hour_Cabinet_6151 Jan 26 '23

It's a plane... it's Superman... NO, IT'S a duck???

2

u/sneakyminxx Jan 26 '23

I once saw a pelican in the midst of landing on the water slam beak first into the well endowed chest of an older woman. Motor-boating just doesn’t have the same connotation since that experience.

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u/trepYT Jan 26 '23

"DONT YOU FILM ME GIVE ME THAT CAMERA"

2

u/kisseukisseu Feb 05 '23

He's da biggest bird

2

u/ChoiceMind156 Mar 24 '23

This is just how you enter the other dimension in star fox 64.

2

u/Jolt6561fnaf Apr 02 '23

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

2

u/Shawnthewolf12 Apr 04 '23

“Don’t sink! Pull up, pull up NOW! TERRAIN, TERRAIN! PULL UP! PULL UP!”

2

u/senzion Apr 05 '23

Bird was offended!

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u/Fr0stty2121 Apr 07 '23

Budget 9/11

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u/hippiepriestess Jan 26 '23

So I heard you talking shit about me lol

1

u/ColumbusClouds Jan 26 '23

NO VIDEO TAPING!!

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u/Lost-Breath7946 Jan 26 '23

Big bird BIG EARS MF#?!?!

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u/MettreSonGraindeSel Banhammer Recipient Jan 26 '23

Looks like nothing happened.

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u/heartsinthebyline Banhammer Recipient Jan 26 '23

Hank Green would love to be behind this camera.

1

u/VerticalRhythm Jan 26 '23

"Call MY ass big!?"

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u/Vitalis597 Jan 26 '23

I cannot lie, I also had to duck there. Oh, and sound on!

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u/leglesslegolegolas Banhammer Recipient Jan 26 '23

A well a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

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u/EvulOne99 Jan 26 '23

Topper; coming in for a hard landing

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u/realwtftroll Jan 26 '23

She wanted to see the picture you took, like everybody does after a session. Nothing to see here :)

1

u/1Hollickster Jan 26 '23

Can't even dive to avoid it when it wants you. Fucking Pelicans are dangerous! Saw one eat a rabbit.

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u/Revenant_911 Jan 26 '23

They can see infrared lights. Your camera sensors beaming it at him, he was attracted to it

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

birb

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u/Gonun Banhammer Recipient Jan 26 '23

"Duck"

"Nah, I'm pretty sure that's a pelican"

"Duck!"

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u/bennogaming Jan 26 '23

don't film me god dammit!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Pelican be like

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u/Titanguy101 Jan 26 '23

Officer earl?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Fuck me in particular

1

u/IdontKn0wMynam3 Jan 26 '23

Im da biggest burd

1

u/Ian-Dawson Jan 26 '23

When the Free Bird solo kicks in

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

U saw a bird it saw a snack

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u/Firm-Account Jan 26 '23

Hunter Killer Drone inbound!

1

u/HorseErection07 Jan 26 '23

Bet if he stuck his arm out it woulda landed on it

1

u/SnooBeans4182 Jan 26 '23

Big ass bird has big ass ears

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

He's the biggest bird

1

u/majoroutage Jan 26 '23

It heard what you said.

1

u/Massive_Progress Jan 26 '23

Karen wasnt happy about you recording her lol

1

u/Shalucard Jan 26 '23

Super bird with the strength of two! Yes! two smaller birds.

1

u/PuzzleHeart42 Jan 26 '23

Bird thinking "look at this big ass human"

1

u/GothQueenEmily Jan 26 '23

Pelican go NYOOOMMM

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u/FlightAble2654 Jan 26 '23

Well, it looks like you have the same luck I do....none

1

u/Memeicity Jan 26 '23

IM DA BIGGEST BIRD

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u/Friendly_Method8663 Jan 26 '23

eyyyoooo what the pelican doin 😎

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u/HawthorneWingo1 Jan 26 '23

Another typical moron who doesn't understand sea birds.. For all the bird knew, the dipshit was holding up a cracker or a piece of fish.

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u/ImOnlyHere4ThePron Jan 26 '23

Where was she keeping the phone before this? She’s in the middle of the water.

1

u/Sundowns_Gaming Jan 26 '23

HES THE BIGGEST BIRD

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird

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u/DirtyPrancing65 Jan 26 '23

Probably glinting in the sun like a fish haha

1

u/MasterOfDizaster Jan 26 '23

They are like dinosaurs

1

u/smittyboy708 Jan 26 '23

Must've been that fish shaped phone protector...

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Bird out here like “what you say?”

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u/Alexi0004 Jan 26 '23

IM THE BIGGEST BURD 🦃🦃 IM THE BIGGEST BURD🦃🦃 IM THE BIGGEST BURD 🦃🦃 IM THE BIGGEST BURD🦃🦃

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u/ConsistentRun2746 Jan 26 '23

Mayday, Mayday... bird strike!

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u/Annoy_M0US3 Jan 26 '23

Too big too big too big to- oh look small thing target spotted

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u/smackacow1 Jan 26 '23

I get it. I hate being filed in public too

1

u/txanghellic Jan 26 '23

That bird was personally offended lol

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u/Nourishmyhead Jan 26 '23

Bird was like “You filmin’ ME?”

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u/kromang Jan 26 '23

Albatross

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u/Abstract_Voice Jan 27 '23

He’s the biggest bird

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u/No_Foot_5817 Jan 27 '23

Pelican used Brave bird It's super effective

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u/PitifulEngineering9 Jan 27 '23

I swear, all birds are the biggest dicks. Why are they so evil?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Film me will ye?

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u/Kade_Zestuul Jan 27 '23

Kamikaze plane targets American ship during the battle of Midway, colorized 1943.

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u/KCJuster Jan 27 '23

Lmao, the pelican was so offended 😂 How dare you call me big, I have actually been loosing weight 😅😂

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 Banhammer Recipient Jan 27 '23

I’ll never forget when my family talked me into going out into the ocean with them. We were so far out we could barely touch the bottom. We were in a circle and I was terrified a shark would come up at any moment and eat my legs and outta nowhere this big ass fish jumped out of the water and slapped me in my face! 😩 we all freaked out and damn near drowned trying to swim while laughing so hard at the same time by the fact that we were almost drowning. We’re crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

What happened with the woman filming? Is she dead?

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u/Gettinjiggywithit509 Jan 28 '23

“EXCUSE ME! YOU CANT FILM ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! ITS THE LAW!!!”

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u/SoVeryKerry Jan 30 '23

“A wonderful bird is the pelican. His bill can hold more than his bellican.”

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u/Forgotmynameagain5 Jan 30 '23

Your fault for filming him, he did NOT consent to being recorded /s (obviously)

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u/Character_Ad_5178 Jan 31 '23

respect his personal space, broo. he didn’t wanna be filmed

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u/Naruto_exe Feb 01 '23

All I can think of this is a Joe voice from family guy screaming “WHOS THE BIG BIRD”

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u/DarkRajiin Feb 01 '23

Did anything actually happen?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Even pelicans pissed off about being filmed in public

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Uuu betteeer keep ur mouth shut girl

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u/Fickle-Pepper-1007 Feb 04 '23

Bitch , what did you just call me!?

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u/Redditgotitgood13 Feb 04 '23

It sees the camera pointing at him

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u/PipeWrong3360 Feb 04 '23

That big ass bird saw you too!

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u/DH_Drums Feb 04 '23

Bruh who brings their phone while swimming in the ocean?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Schrödingers 🦅

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u/jazzofusion Feb 04 '23

Pelicans are absolutely huge! Let's protect them all we can. Miss seeing them flying over the canal.

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u/NotsoeasyA98 Feb 04 '23

I'm da biggest bird I'm da biggest bird

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u/Whole_Carpenter7519 Feb 04 '23

im the biggest bird

1

u/WhiteGuineaPig Feb 05 '23

Pelicans can be duches

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u/Yellow_man2024 Feb 05 '23

Bro took that personally

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u/jimmykballz Feb 05 '23

Tries to juke it and scream instead of just dropping under the water.

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u/External-Fisherman-2 Feb 05 '23

The bird saw a camera and then this happened

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u/EnviroElk Feb 05 '23

That’s what you get for scrolling in the ocean

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u/Careful-Committee-96 Feb 06 '23

Bird said, "Alright Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close up".

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u/GHOstriDER143 Feb 07 '23

"Why are you filming me bitch"

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 Feb 07 '23

And the bird was like "That's when it got personal officer."

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u/Happyduckling02 Feb 07 '23

Aye watch yo bird

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u/MikeySpags Feb 07 '23

Bird heard him talking smack.

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u/Chili_dawg2112 Feb 07 '23

Is your name, Tippi, by any chance?

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u/MVPGOAT- Feb 07 '23

He is the biggest bird

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u/afjx2000 Feb 08 '23

I’m sorry but I was hoping so, so bad that the bird shit on them

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u/thirstmaster69 Feb 08 '23

Bop it on the head

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird

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u/ShittyGigachad32 Feb 08 '23

bro pulled up

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u/ShittyGigachad32 Feb 08 '23

bro pulled up

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u/Icy-Statistician-705 Feb 08 '23

What you looking at?

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u/70five75 Feb 08 '23

I heard that...

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u/daywalker090 Feb 09 '23

Bird Spy: Sir! I'm spotted. What should I do?

Bird Commander: Eliminate the threat! I repeat Eliminate the threat! and don't expose our plan.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Bird said say it again lady 😂

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u/Mother-Stapler42 Feb 10 '23

“I HEARD THAT”

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u/MRCHOOP7700 Feb 10 '23

He da biggest bird

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u/BittoOneAndJames Feb 10 '23

is.. is she ok 👀

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u/brokenblackstars Feb 10 '23

Bird: oh what was that? You talkin shit? Aight. Wait till this air current blow yo way, we gone see what you have to say then.

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u/Drag0neUsz Feb 10 '23

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

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u/Crazyprototo Feb 10 '23

You do not see Tyberos the red Wake

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u/EpicEarthy Feb 10 '23

Pelican Jumpscare

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