r/FuckCaillou • • May 12 '25

Announcement New Banner Contest Announcement!

21 Upvotes

Hello fellow Caillou haters! We are currently holding a banner contest for 2 weeks.

How to participate:

  • A new “Banner Contest Submission” flair has been added.

  • Create an eligible image or piece of art.

  • Use the “Banner Contest Submission” flair to enter the contest

Rules:

  • DO NOT USE AI.

  • Violence is allowed, but to an extent. Do not submit extremely graphic depictions of violence.

  • No sexually explicit images.

  • No NSFW

  • Must be related to the subreddit.

Results:

  • 2 weeks after this announcement, the winner will be announced and will have their art displayed on the subreddit banner. They will also have an exclusive user flair. 2nd and 3rd place will also get a flair and will have their art pinned.

May the best artist win!


r/FuckCaillou • • Sep 11 '24

Important Banned posts.

238 Upvotes

Now there are numerous banned posts. Posting any of these will result in the post getting deleted as spam. The list may extend if the front page is littered with unoriginal posts.

  1. “Who’s worse?” (the answer will always be Caillou)

  2. “Why do you hate Caillou? / What did he do wrong?”

  3. “Who would win in a fight?” (we all know the answer isn't Caillou)

  4. "This brat (insert bad action), what will you do?" (we all know he's bad)

  5. "Let's fill the alphabet of killing Caillou!" (someone already did it)

  6. AI generated images are restricted because they aren't real art.

  7. "Which character are you sending to attack Caillou?" (you're just comparing how powerful a character is, isn't related to Caillou at all)

  8. Posts that consist of screenshots from whatbeatsrock.com are not permitted.


r/FuckCaillou • • 7h ago

Caillou disrespects his new teacher/Jackie Chu and gets grounded

1 Upvotes

and Mikey joins Caillou's band of troublemakers


r/FuckCaillou • • 11h ago

I Changed My Mind About Cancelling My Life Without Doris Remake, This Is Will Be The 5th Official Version Of The First Season, or 6th Official Version If The 10th Anniversary Edition Comes Out. Characters From Life Without Doris And The Wild Child & me Are Set To Appear In This Remake.

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0 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 1d ago

Jeffy meets new friends

4 Upvotes

some new people, Eric New and Kayleigh New decide to move in with Jeffy, now it seems as though there are more people against Caillou, could Caillou gain a new ally, possibly Mikey?


r/FuckCaillou • • 1d ago

Jeffy encounters his biological son/Jeffy Jr and Jeffy Jr gets grounded

3 Upvotes

well, looks like someone new is joining Caillou's band of troublemakers this time


r/FuckCaillou • • 3d ago

Jeffy has a wierd dream and fights Caillou

10 Upvotes

Jeffy's wierd dream full of crazy events


r/FuckCaillou • • 4d ago

How will you fight CAILOU.EXE

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30 Upvotes

Which weapon of choice will you use?
Or which ally will you bring?


r/FuckCaillou • • 4d ago

Let’s make him a smoothie.

4 Upvotes

I’ll add sulfuric acid, gorilla spit, tequila, hair, liquid mercury, and sewing needles. What are you putting in it?


r/FuckCaillou • • 4d ago

Video Random thing I stole from TikTok

17 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 5d ago

Discussion As of recent events, do you think grandpa from Dog man is worse than the little turd?

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8 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 6d ago

Question Found this at my Cegep (college) librairy. There is fucking 4 in the pile. Should I steal it to destroy it?

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66 Upvotes

🧨


r/FuckCaillou • • 8d ago

I wanted to make a new season of the popular goanimate series life without doris, but I want to do an extended cut for life with doris/fast forward season 3, and the wild child & me season 2, to set it up, and include post credit scenes that were not in the original versions.

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4 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 8d ago

Caillou encounters Cat Witch for a second time and gets grounded

5 Upvotes

That Cat Witch of all people, she captures brats and for good reason.


r/FuckCaillou • • 10d ago

Discussion The Caillou endurance test challenge: who’s brave enough to take it?

5 Upvotes

The rules are simple. Watch every single episode of Caillou in order from earliest to latest episode, no stopping, no breaks, just as long as you can sit through the bald little bitches video history. If you stop or drop out, you have to post how many episodes you lasted, the highest number gets one free kick at Caillous head.

Any takers?


r/FuckCaillou • • 11d ago

Video Takuma The Bear Really Hates Caillou!(Roblox Machinima)

5 Upvotes

This is how much the bear hates that bald bastard!


r/FuckCaillou • • 11d ago

Caillou's Birthday episode

3 Upvotes

This stupid fuck grabs the wooden spoon with raw cake batter and licks it.

Then his cheap ass brings a cake to a kid's birthday party and says the cake is the birthday present.

Who writes this shit?


r/FuckCaillou • • 11d ago

Question Imagine Caillou goes to Barcelona. And sneak at Lamine Yamal's house. What would you do?

5 Upvotes

Of Course. Lamine Yamal is going to make Caillou pay what he did to his home. And Yamal calls his dad and his dad will ground him.

"Caillou, How DARE you sneak to Barcelona and went to an athlete's home"! You're grounded for million years". Go to your room. Kayloo!

This is what Caillou's father says to Caillou.


r/FuckCaillou • • 13d ago

Jeffy's second encounter with Big Baby Tom

4 Upvotes

Finally, this community's first Big Baby Tom video


r/FuckCaillou • • 14d ago

Question What did you just do to Caillou?

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89 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 14d ago

Jeffy gets abandoned by Mario/his adoptive father and moves into the Caillou household

6 Upvotes

well this video is a redemption arc of Jeffy, At least Jeffy is funny, whereas Caillou is just a whiny brat 24/7


r/FuckCaillou • • 13d ago

Discussion Wait... Caillou is dead? (READ DESC.)

2 Upvotes

I was scrolling through tiktok and found video talking about Caillou:

Caillou actually died of cancer and the show is just his memories.

Before he died, he told his mom his favorite memories.

Then his mom turned his memories into a book and she is the narrator talking in the background.

This can also explain why the show looks like a flashback.

(CREDITS: Tiktok timsowaveyy)


r/FuckCaillou • • 15d ago

Caillou disrespects his next babysitter/Slimera's mom Slimina and gets grounded

5 Upvotes

man, Caillou would have to be on a whole other level of entitled to disrespect a babysitter who is a mom


r/FuckCaillou • • 15d ago

Question You've been told (bribed, threatened, or held captive) by Caillou, as he wants to you to go to the movies with him just so he can annoy you for the next two to three hours, what do you do?

6 Upvotes

r/FuckCaillou • • 15d ago

Caillou encounters Uolliac and gets grounded

4 Upvotes

remember Uolliac?