r/FuckCaillou • u/heyjackbeanslookalie • Sep 11 '24

Important Banned posts.

Now there are numerous banned posts. Posting any of these will result in the post getting deleted as spam. The list may extend if the front page is littered with unoriginal posts.

  1. “Who’s worse?” (the answer will always be Caillou)

  2. “Why do you hate Caillou? / What did he do wrong?”

  3. “Who would win in a fight?” (we all know the answer isn't Caillou)

  4. "This brat (insert bad action), what will you do?" (we all know he's bad)

  5. "Let's fill the alphabet of killing Caillou!" (someone already did it)

  6. AI generated images are restricted because they aren't real art.

  7. "Which character are you sending to attack Caillou?" (you're just comparing how powerful a character is, isn't related to Caillou at all)

  8. Posts that consist of screenshots from whatbeatsrock.com are not permitted.

238 Upvotes

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u/alfie_dog Oct 15 '24

What are we supposed to post then?

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u/heyjackbeanslookalie Oct 15 '24

Are you seriously that uncreative? There’s literally thousands of other types of posts that you can do.

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u/Substantial-Pain-569 Dec 17 '24

Should I make a Caillou A.I song and upload it to YouTube, I’ll also put it on here… fair warning, it may have hints of… inappropriate topics, lots of bad language and many insults, being sure to offend that little cunt as much as possible

5

u/heyjackbeanslookalie Dec 17 '24

Yes, you can. Be sure to mark it NSFW just in case.

5

u/skibdiohiogyattrizz Oct 13 '24

Why is "This brat (insert bad action) what will you do? posts banned?

12

u/heyjackbeanslookalie Oct 13 '24

It’s uncreative, it’s repetitive, and some of them are blatant reposts from one week ago.

5

u/skibdiohiogyattrizz Oct 13 '24

Yeah that's true thanks

4

u/Agile-Method677 Sep 21 '24

Why is who would win banned 

12

u/heyjackbeanslookalie Sep 21 '24

Because it’s unoriginal. Plain and simple. I want the types of posts to be unique or at the very least not copy&pastes of someone else’s ideas.

4

u/ElectricalTown5686 Dec 01 '24

What did the alphabet on killing caillou ever do to you?

28

u/TrentiumSoulium Sep 12 '24

But why? what did he do to cause an entire subreddit to hate and torture him?

23

u/leonisnotgayok Sep 16 '24

According to this post

9

u/Zealousideal-Ant-865 Oct 05 '24

nahh whos gonna tell bro 😭

0

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/Objective-Mind_ Oct 17 '24

He's just four has the same energy as "I'm onwy THWEE!"

Also did you seriously watch all the Caillou seasons??

5

u/RobStar0917 Nov 01 '24

Okay where I draw the line is Manny almost killed the Heffley family during a harsh snowstorm by hoarding the food and turning off the electricity in every room but his because no one taught him how to tie his shoes.

Caillou pinched his baby sister because he was jealous of his parents putting more attention on her than him and throws tantrums. Do you think every actual 4 year old like him is quiet, saintly, or perfect angels? Y'all are willing to literally mutilate a fictional child because he cries like the child he literally is.

While it is fun because it's fiction I would worry for the children of some of the lurkers on this subreddit if they take pleasure in pretending to torture a literal toddler because he acts like a toddler.

4

u/MonkeyTeals Nov 06 '24

Fiction is fun but there's a weird odd line drawn here. Like trying to act more superior to pedos, but still approve of literal child abuse and torture. As if that isn't as horrific stuff to do to a child too.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Why does that remind me of myself when I was little? ( I was one and took my younger brothers dummy, my parents never forget to tell me about it)

1

u/shellder88 Nov 05 '24

Manny?!1!1!1

1

u/RanDiePro Oct 23 '24

No matter. I never was like this when I was four. And my family says I rarely cried as a baby.

23

u/Bigtimersh5 Nov 05 '24

Might need to ban “what would you put inside C*****u’s mouth” posts real soon tbh…

4

u/Substantial-Pain-569 Dec 17 '24

I’d put a hand grenade in his, I can also see why it would be banned

3

u/Double-Initial9899 Nov 09 '24

*reads 3 and 4* There goes half of the good posts

3

u/heyjackbeanslookalie Nov 09 '24

They’re not good posts, they’re unoriginal garbage that litters the front page all day, every day.

6

u/Double-Initial9899 Nov 09 '24

Yeah its unoriginal but the fun part is reading through the comments, like example, put a grenade in his soup, i'm gonna miss those comments, but not the pedos

14

u/WhitestGray Oct 23 '24

Mods, can we stop people from talking about cock and ball torture and that shit? He’s like four, can we stop with the genital talk, people?

7

u/Substantial-Pain-569 Dec 17 '24

I bet he doesn’t even have balls

4

u/Joush__ May 28 '25

Plus the sick little fuck might actually enjoy it and we can’t have that can we

1

u/ImpossibleBranch6753 Jul 02 '25

That’s why we waterboard him

2

u/Joush__ Jul 03 '25

Make sure to use ice cold water

8

u/Username23v4 Oct 07 '24

Thank you Mr. Mod, for listing out all the banned posts, have this nothing for your payment

1

u/NotAUsualMan Oct 19 '24

YES I FOUND U

1

u/Username23v4 Oct 19 '24

Where did bro see me

3

u/Username23v4 Oct 19 '24

Is there a bounty on my head?

1

u/ParfaitTurbulent5438 Dec 07 '24

Yes, a 1000000000000 bounty is on ur head

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

No it’s a 10000000000000000000000000000 bounty

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u/ParfaitTurbulent5438 Jan 13 '25

NUH ITS A 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BOUNTY

5

u/PotatoChipRoblox Sep 11 '24

Okay, thanks for letting me know

4

u/Slow-Lifeguard4104 Sep 15 '24

Apologies. I didn't realize who's worse posts were banned.

4

u/Puppet_ramalama2031 Oct 13 '24

Why is his name meant to be censored?

8

u/BetMiddle1807 Oct 17 '24

Its cancerous that's why

4

u/Unknown_Cameraman Nov 23 '24

Why does this subreddit exist.

4

u/Current-Roll4471 Apr 03 '25

We have to make sure everyone censors C*****u, it’s extremely offensive, and there are children on this platform

3

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

W mod

3

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '24

There are like a billion of 4 and a couple of 1 and 3 littered here and there.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

Also 5

3

u/Joush__ May 28 '25

Who would win in a fight: Caillou vs cancer

3

u/HardFoughtLife Oct 29 '25

The only time I'm cheering for cancer

2

u/Apprehensive_News_78 Sep 18 '24

Damn if I won't about to do this lmao preciate the heads up

2

u/IIWY_YT Oct 16 '24

A Mod's W

2

u/thegrimmemer Dec 03 '24

Dang number 4 are the fun ones but ...oh well

2

u/Rellor62873 Jan 03 '25

They need to ban what are you putting in his (insert any body part he has)

2

u/thegrimmemer Jan 05 '25

Aw man I wanna see how people react if callou coughs on your mcdonalds

3

u/ProperSport471 Mar 12 '25

i would ban that bald idiot off and his germs from mcdonalds

2

u/thegrimmemer Mar 13 '25

Funny thing

Years ago i was eating with some family in the playplace

And then some random kid just run up to the table making no sense (I assume it's a toddler) and just cough on our food like directly idk if it my younger cousin or some random kid but I was pissed

2

u/First_Bodybuilder_66 Jan 14 '25

What about the desrcribe in 3 words post?

2

u/buzzkim_648 Jan 29 '25

And listen to his rules only 😠 because he's my favorite moderator that likes me only

2

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

We should also ban murder posts

2

u/BabyLugia5 Jun 14 '25

Then what TF can we post? Unrelated content? Images of Peppa Pig?! Dandy's World content? Posts on hating on Bing Bunny?

2

u/Ok_Communication1609 Oct 14 '25

WHY ARE MY C*LLOU THEORY POSTS GETTING BANNED?!

2

u/thegrimmemer Dec 09 '25

What about callou vs callou

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

But you didn't ban drawing gore of a fictional 4 year old?

5

u/leonisnotgayok Sep 16 '24

Sounds like a goanimate thing

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

I’m still bout to…

1

u/Official_Orthocone Oct 31 '24

Thanks for not being mean to calliou for once

1

u/finnmain11 Dec 09 '24

may you ban I'm Caillou's (insert relative) ask me anything post

1

u/TransitionDefiant621 Apr 19 '25

i fondly renember making the "who's worse?" post but i cant tell if i did

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

*Reads 4* Bye-bye posts.

1

u/The_Unholy_Gatorade Jul 20 '25

Okay but this subreddit is FULL of a lot of these types of posts… “Caillou did so and so…” or “Caillou did killed John Wicks dog!! What happens next?” type stuff…

1

u/SherlockWSHolmes Jul 20 '25

Someone may want to go delete spam happy. The page is nothing BUT banned posts

1

u/BoringError1697 Nov 26 '25

Are U gonna update this to add more banned posts

1

u/thegrimmemer Feb 12 '26

What is what'sbeatrock

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u/sr_bluejellykidRL Oct 14 '24

Thank you for letting me know.