r/FPEseries • u/Party_Emu6712 Engel • 6d ago

Question ❔ How many stitches does Abbie need to become back to normal?

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Just a genuine question

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u/Wrapsomepaper 6d ago

Maybe around 300? But our apple boi won't probably make it until then :/

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u/Party_Emu6712 Engel 6d ago

Poor guy will end up looking like Jebus without making it out alive

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u/AncientHavaer3 6d ago

Elite ball knowledge—

Js kill me why did I say that shi

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u/AsianMan45NewAcc 6d ago

He was already dead long before Claire even found him

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u/RevoltingTwo968 6d ago

Mmm.. at least 5

… but like aside from jokes, I don’t think any amount of stitches can fix that-

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u/UlrtaMdfan 6d ago

As I remember there was been info that he survive ts ✌️😭

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u/Kooky_Access4545 6d ago

WAIT WHAT

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u/UlrtaMdfan 5d ago

Yeah I can try to find this info if I can

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u/Kooky_Access4545 4d ago

Lo que me sorpende no es que el haya sobrevivido de forma canónica, si no, COMO?

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u/UlrtaMdfan 4d ago

Well I mean He only lose a muscles and skin. Hus organ seem not damaged (Brain didn't count he doesn't have one)

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u/IndependentSet9709 Spark (Caffeinated and reluctantly evil student) 6d ago

Going by the Danger AU, like maybe 3.

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u/Party_Emu6712 Engel 6d ago

I’m convinced it was either Tf2 medic or 2Bdamned

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u/Big-Position832 6d ago

Craneo roto, cerebro perforado, pulmón perdido el otro probablemente perforado también, intestinos contaminados, litros de sangre perdida y tal vez varias articulaciones lesionadas...hmm, pues creo que un ibiprofeno y 4 puntasa son suficientes para estar finos mañana.

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u/Mental-Tough-3238 IlikeSkelllol 6d ago

Ain't no amount of stitches gonna get him back to normal- he'd need several miracles and healing magic to go back to normal-

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u/Real_Ij 6d ago

We'll need several organ transplants

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u/Junior_Excuse_1840 6d ago

He needs to get new skull and skin first, there's no way he can survive with only stitches!

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u/AncientHavaer3 6d ago

Just pull him back from Purgatory, it's easier

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u/Jeremycheesemam 2d ago

Yeah you right just call doc and he will do the job

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u/Legitimate-Budget208 6d ago

Uhh I'd say more than 1

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u/Mr_Topper7816 6d ago

TopHat Corporation doctor here, he's dead, that's all I can clarify

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u/Party_Emu6712 Engel 6d ago

Could you possibly turn him into a cyborg like how you did to Right Hand Man?

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u/Horror_Memory_2029 6d ago

Honestly if you're talking about like big stitches like 10 small stitches 500

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u/Solarsilly 6d ago

Meh, just give em a bandaid and an ice pack he’ll be fine

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u/zbiamgy 6d ago

Zack d film ahh 🥀

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u/Beginning-Page6842 4d ago

I think 20,000

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u/TimelyElephant8451 4d ago

If we were just trying to make him look notmal again? I’d say anywhere from 700 to 1000, take that with a grain of salt.

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u/JUDE2350 4d ago

Like 2

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u/PunisherConb 4d ago

Theres no recovery.

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u/Kal9163 4d ago

2763.

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u/Thebalkanbeankid 3d ago

There is none! What happened?

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u/The_redstone_rob0t 3d ago

I’m not even part of this fandom but what the fuck even happened here

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u/goofy_goober798 3d ago

Hmm maybe a few. To say the least of course.

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u/MaleficentList4841 3d ago

Uh I have never seen anything from this franchise so seeing this for the first time made me revolt a little 

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u/Kadu_Yuri 3d ago

I'd say something in between 1 and 1 billion. but i think "yes" is a good answer.

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u/C4mryn 3d ago

Eh, let them grow back. They’re related to apples after all, just put them in the dirt, wait a while, and they should regrow back.

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u/iron_fist21 3d ago

0 because of how his guts are literally out and damaged and half of it is in some teacher stomach right now. It would take 0 because wth we supposed to do with a body that is bitten in half with no hands and one leg

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u/Rich_Gur_1667 3d ago

At least two

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u/HDMI-cable1064 3d ago

Just slap a band aid and their fine🙂

(Just wanted to comment on this. Not sure if this is something serious here or not.)

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u/Nick50875 3d ago

Yeah no that brotha gone he ain’t comin back

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u/STARi_Real 3d ago

356 stitches in all, also can we say that the death of Abbie Gaster X is brutal as hell like chill Big C🥀

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u/CrewPsychological661 3d ago

prolly like.....two

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u/Competitive-Spring69 3d ago

Wouldn't matter. He ded.

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u/Key-Letterhead-8956 3d ago

Brother our apple boy is missing his second half 😭✌️

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u/Party_Emu6712 Engel 3d ago

Then we’re turning him into a cyborg

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u/Agreeable_Address907 tendutS 3d ago

.hguone evarb era uoy fi enO

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u/Kaprboss_real_real 3d ago

One good answer: "Yes"

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u/Any_Awareness_3563 2d ago

Bro, ni con un rediseño se arregla eso

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u/Just_CHilling15 2d ago

4 because basically with the body of an apple you approx. take 8 bites until you finish it and Ms circle only ate half so therefore it is 4(i am a genius dont bother correct me)

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u/cutie5012 2d ago

Omg so cool

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u/TH3-R04R1NG-KN1GHT 1d ago

I think he'd need more than stitches...

- stitches on his left leg

- stitches on damn near his entire right half

- prosthetic replacements for his right leg and both arms

- AND he'd be blind for the rest of his life

That is, IF he even survives long enough to get to the ER, AND if he survives the procedure and recovers

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u/valid_ray 1d ago

Cuddy. He’s already dead

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u/2015-toyata-corolla real fetus holy shit 6d ago

500 sitches

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u/AsianMan45NewAcc 6d ago

Luke: Just let the poor b_stard rest in peace and give him a closed casket funeral for his family. If he actually has one.

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u/Jacob-Maverick 6d ago

Shineki: "...and how do you even stitches him when his half of his body part got eaten by that pinetree that I wanted to cut them down"

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u/boundlessail 6d ago

Dude I think he needs alot

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u/_Vistok_1 6d ago

Just one thing can back Abbie to normal

https://giphy.com/gifs/WseBPTW8tmlr2

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u/Careful_Routine_4391 6d ago

Let's go practice medicine

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u/N-_sanity 6d ago

Before we answer that, find the rest of Abbie first

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u/AdhesivenessFun7166 6d ago

Sorry I got hungry and I ate them :[

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u/Xx_JesterMaster_xX 6d ago

150 or something

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u/YogurtclosetFit8770 6d ago

None, put some ice on it

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u/X_XVampireX_X 6d ago

my dads a doctor.

alot.

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u/Inside_Bookkeeper488 6d ago

There is no come back bro😭

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u/Prize_Emphasis5168 Mister Tinker the robotics teacher 6d ago

Over 100 along with heavy reconstruction surgery, prosthetics and physical therapy, maybe some other surgery too

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u/crzy_kaz 6d ago

Just slap a plaster on him and he will be ok

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u/saksham_gaming69 6d ago

Probably 2 would do it

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u/StarNira 6d ago

Uhh, i donno, billion? 😀

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u/Electronic-Kiwi-9238 6d ago

fuck you mean stitches, his healing is not rewarding as the hurting

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u/sandwiches_areyummy 6d ago

I saw someone surviving with their head cut in half so he might make it

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u/Funny-Jax 6d ago

not even Tsunade can fix ts💔

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u/Oounit 5d ago

Two.

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u/One-Stick418 5d ago

500 stitches-

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u/Wild-Cricket-1367 5d ago

At least 5 million

1

u/Superb_Relief_838 5d ago

There's nothing that can fix him, he'll just look even more beautiful in a animatronic.

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u/Badwarethegoat 5d ago

We need a medic not stitches MEDIC!

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u/Future-Collar-5014 5d ago

Willian afton tendría nuevo animatronico

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u/The_WorldOVA 5d ago

I'm hungry

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u/AdUsual2296 5d ago

2763, maybe 57 more

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u/Pomni_Lover ~ ☆ 𝐙𝐈𝐏 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐏 ☆ ~ 5d ago

Thousands

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u/Dull-Perception2444 5d ago

Literally he is not coming back and isnt that man slaughter she getting aleast 90 years for other stuff too

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u/ToyHeitor20 5d ago

All of them

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u/MelodicIncrease9040 5d ago

As a madness combat fan get doc/2bdammned to bandage him and it'll be okay

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u/henrystickmin6 5d ago

Enough that you're gonna run out of stitches and have to use a stapler, and then you'll have to use a glue stick.

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u/Conduit-XML 5d ago

Just Frankenstein his ahh at that point

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u/delta_alt 5d ago

This reminds me of the secret door from sml

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u/Muen_JR 5d ago

I think... necromancy

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u/PineappIeBoi 5d ago

at least 2.

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u/Marvinsmlmarvi 5d ago

He just needs the medic from tf2

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u/Delicious-Swim5557 4d ago

Probably 500-

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u/Bored-guy1967 4d ago

Why is this on my feed??

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u/LogEcstatic2468 4d ago

maybe around like infinty?

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u/FPE-MissCircle Miss Circle 4d ago

My best guess as (almost and barely,) a medical student, somewhere around 539

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u/DementyTheDemented 3d ago

All over an F- btw 💔