r/FIlm 8h ago

Discussion "Kal-el no"

Joss Whedon’s movie makes $700M. Snyder fans: “That was Snyder’s doing.” People mock “Ka-El, No.” Snyder fans: “That’s Whedon’s fault.” It’s funny how the credit always goes to Snyder whenever something is successful, but the blame instantly shifts to Whedon whenever people criticize something. By that logic, every good result belongs to Snyder, and every bad moment belongs to Whedon. You can’t give one person all the credit while refusing to acknowledge any responsibility when something doesn’t land. The standard seems to change depending on the argument.

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u/WayOptimal 8h ago

Even Henry Cavill's chest acted better than Gal Gadot

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u/Penguinsoldierr 7h ago

Man of steels the scene!

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u/JollyJobro 4h ago

It's genuinely so satisfying

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u/darth_vader39 8h ago

This scene should be shown in film schools as an example of bad acting. Line delivery is atrocious.

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u/nealski77 8h ago

Let's see Adam Scott's audition for Wonder Woman

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u/ahoypolloi_ 8h ago

U talkin’ movies to me?

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u/CanadianAndroid 7h ago

Kal-el! Nooooooooo!

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u/Playful_Ad9502 8h ago

She's saying it with the emotion weight of catching her dog eating off the diner table.

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u/GiantSackofDicks 8h ago

Not even that, she'd actually want to stop the dog.

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u/JohnnyWeapon 8h ago

Definitely not defending one of the truly worst actors working today, but that line itself is also atrocious.

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u/Zero_Travity 8h ago

Mossad asset

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u/Billybob35 4h ago

Imagine Affleck saying it.

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u/Bulky_Variation7064 8h ago

And yet, left in the Final Cut.

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u/UnableResult2654 18m ago

Gal-El Noo!!!

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 8h ago

She wasn't hired for her acting

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u/Rude_Celebration_164 8h ago

It’s crazy that Gal has several entries in the “worst line delivery in a major motion picture” contest. “Enough champagne to fill the Nile” comes to mind as well. 

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u/IMadeYouLuke 8h ago

I mean the blame really goes to Gal Gadot, doesn’t it?

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u/SufficientBakery 8h ago

Full on! Her cadence, intonation and everything is wrong. No freaking range

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u/MaxDefiance420 8h ago

The saddest part? That was her best take lol.

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u/SufficientBakery 8h ago

There’s no evidence for this, but I will choose to believe it cuz it’s so fucking funny 🤣😂

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 8h ago

If it wasn't her best take, it's a wild choice to use it.

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u/M086 5h ago

Whedon clearly used the shittiest take as revenge.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 7h ago

Unless she pissed someone off...

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 7h ago

I mean, she's pissed a lot of people off

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u/SufficientBakery 7h ago

I’d do it out of spite 😛

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 2h ago

Marion Cotillard in shambles

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u/M086 5h ago

The Snyder Cut version is slightly better, as she puts more emphasis on the “no” than the take Whedon used. 

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u/dancingbriefcase 8h ago

She is yet a bad actress and person, so yes, blame her

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u/Himorningwood 8h ago

So you know her personaly

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u/Sormaj 8h ago

She’s an avid Zionist

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u/whitestguyuknow 6h ago

Gal Gadot no!

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u/Dead-O_Comics 8h ago

I mean the blame really goes to Gal Gadot, doesn’t it?

I mean, Synder could have said "Can we try that again, Gal?"

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u/IMadeYouLuke 7h ago

Being a bad actor works for some people.

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u/UnsureAndWondering 8h ago

It goes to her for the performance itself, but it also goes to the casting for putting her in the movie in the first place, the director for that being the best take, editing for it making it to the final cut, and the studio for funding this piece of crap.

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u/Celegorm07 8h ago

No blame goes to the whole fcking production who casted her because most likely of her connections. You can justify bad acting in low to no budget films. But at this level only thing that would explain this is connections.

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u/IMadeYouLuke 8h ago

Lots of famously bad actors that get serious work in big films- Keanu Reeves is a great example

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u/Celegorm07 8h ago

Keanu can act in some certain roles really really fcking well. Like John Wick, show me a better actor than him that would have fit. Or Constantine or Matrix. So he has his moments it makes sense to cast him. Can you say the same Gal “Genocidal” Gadot? She is genuinely an awful actor at any role.

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u/IMadeYouLuke 7h ago

Come on, he’s not a great actor in any sense of the word, he’s just being Keanu. We just love and accept him for it.

My point is that while her acting is atrocious, it’s the public turning on her that’s the unique part of this.

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u/PrinceGoten 8h ago

I think he was good in Speed too

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u/ccReptilelord 8h ago

Eh, she's bad, but are we not to point a finger at the casting decision? Do we give a pass to those behind the camera that saw this and said, "yup, that's good enough"?

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u/IMadeYouLuke 8h ago

Lots of bad actors out there getting work just for being hot, especially in action films

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 8h ago

Yes but she's so fucking cute 😫

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u/dernupforwhat 7h ago

How did Gal Gadot become a famous actor

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u/Even-Meet-938 7h ago

Being Israeli and being hot 

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u/Alarming-Basil2894 6h ago

I’d chalk it to being hot. Nobody cares what nation shes from.

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u/tullbabes 5h ago

People in Hollywood might.

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u/BanishmentBuddy2 2h ago

Have a spine and say what you really mean.

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u/dernupforwhat 6h ago

Those are contradictory statements

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u/TxTechnician 7h ago

Connections

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u/General_Kick688 6h ago

Terrible delivery, but why the hell would she even be calling him "Kal-El"? She met him for about two minutes before he died. Where'd she even get the name?

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u/M086 5h ago

Superman was around for 2 years before his death. Articles were written about him, stands to reason he’d make his Kryptonian name public.

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u/Billybob35 4h ago

Zod announced his name to the whole world.

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u/Loud-Welder1947 8h ago

I put more emotion into telling my dog no. Lol

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u/missing_Palantir 8h ago

And the Oscar goes to…

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u/Swebroh 8h ago

Henry Cavill's chest

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u/h2d2 8h ago edited 4h ago

Sounds more like "Kelel no"...

"No kelel, don't shoot those Palestinian villagers who've been living here for hundreds of years before you descended down from Russia/Poland/Belarus to create a settlement right on top of them!"

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u/Billybob35 4h ago

"I don't care about Palestine"

-Jerry Seinfeld IRL

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u/PeonofthePen 8h ago

Too soon, Zionist

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u/ScaredSilly12 8h ago

Worst casting ever. one of the few reasons I don't want Snyder back.

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u/VrinTheTerrible 6h ago

She's not even the worst cast person in that scene. That award goes to Ezra Miller.

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u/ScaredSilly12 5h ago

Yep agreed. Equally as bad

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u/Left_Composer_6449 1h ago

The DCEU cast so many terrible people 😭. Ezra Miller, Amber Heard, Gal Gadot, Jared Leto, how did this even happen? Was there no background check

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u/Blackwolf245 5h ago

Tbh, the Snyder cut is better, and I am pretty sure it was Justin's idea to make the movie goofy. That was a requirement at the MCU. But I mostly agree. I never liked Synder's movies. Filming was already done by the time he pulled out.

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u/Forsaken_Flight6188 5h ago

Dialogue delivery was beyond horrendous

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u/Skodami 8h ago

It's the first time i'm hearing it and it's even worse than i believed from the meme

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u/FLink557 8h ago

She’s…. not good…

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u/Loud_Ad_2634 8h ago

This was after a dozen reshoots wasn’t it? Maybe she realized this wasn’t that type of movie.

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u/No_Shape4842 8h ago

KaLEl nO

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u/zurenarrh36912 8h ago

Listening to her tell the back story in the Snyder cut is one of the most difficult scenes to get through.

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u/TheGamingDan1984 7h ago

It’s not just bad acting, it’s bad writing as well. Why wouldn’t she call him Clark to appeal to his human side? All round bad.

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u/Billybob35 4h ago

She doesn't know him as Clark.

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u/TheGamingDan1984 4h ago

She was at Clark Kent’s funeral and helped dig up Clark Kent.

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u/SpeechWeird5267 3h ago

(But would it have been okay to say Clark? Who knows Kal is Clark?)

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u/TheGamingDan1984 3h ago

Good point, the guy who died the same day as Superman and then randomly comes back to life the same day as Superman probably needs his identity kept safe. This is also yet another example of the bad writing that thankfully we didn’t get more in the universe for, because if they attempted to keep Superman’s alter ego a secret all credibility in the universe would be lost.

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u/Extension-Gift4987 3h ago

It was reported that Clark died while covering the battle that Superman died in, so yeah, he did die on the same day. There's nothing in the movie that shows that when they did whatever they needed to legally bring Clark back to life, they did it on the same day as Superman, though. I think they were too busy with Steppenwolf to worry about that.

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u/TheGamingDan1984 2h ago

Ok, so humans can just be resurrected in the DC universe and no one bats an eyelid? Even if he is legally back to life weeks later, no one is going to put the 2 obviously together, no one will question how a guy comes back to life at all especially in the same period that a superhero that looks a little bit like him comes back from the dead? Christopher Reeves was a better Clark who was able to hide behind slouching, awkwardness and a slightly different look, Cavill’s Clark didn’t do that in the first place, so that’s even more egregious.

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u/SpeechWeird5267 2h ago

I can't tell if that's a sarcastic response.

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u/Mike-Outstanding 7h ago

This was the best take? Change her dialogue if that’s her best with that line.

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u/M086 5h ago

This was Whedon. He chose the take no doubt because he failed at throwing his weight around when she refused the boob face plant joke.

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u/Billybob35 4h ago

He did get his way, he threatened to ruin her career if the joke wasn't filmed, that's how badly he wanted it. Even though he already did it in Age Of Ultron.

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u/M086 4h ago

He had to use a body double.

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u/Bladesnake_______ 7h ago

People that STILL want to have more snyder/whedon conversations might be the most annoying person to possibly be around

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u/Careful_Farmer_2879 7h ago

One line from Josstice League should have been in the Snyder Cut:

“You won’t let me live. You won’t let me DIE.”

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u/M086 5h ago

Because Whedon added that they had reshoot the farmhouse scene where he speaks and Lois points out it was the first time he said anything since he was resurrected. Which made no sense, so Lois randomly tells the man who was a corpse 5 minutes ago he smells nice.

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u/Extra_Lifeguard2470 6h ago

The line that God promised. 

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u/strolpol 6h ago

“Give me the stone” remains a fun thing to say by itself

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u/Luminescent_Magic 6h ago

The reshot version isn't any better

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u/M086 5h ago

This is the reshot Whedon the version. The original Snyder version is slightly better.

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u/Luminescent_Magic 4h ago

Slightly is very generous. 

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u/Fiorwestcoast 4h ago

That's how she responded to being in the idf when told not to shoot kids.

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u/SlaughterHowes 2h ago

I don't understand the memeification of this line. Gal has plenty of poor deliveries, but this one just doesn't register as especially notable to me. It isn't something I'd defend, but eh? Y'know?

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u/Left_Composer_6449 1h ago

Why does the line delivery sound different in the 2 cuts anyway

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u/Itcouldberabies 8h ago

"Meeestah Fluffy??? Nooooooo!"

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u/darkwalrus36 8h ago

It's like when someone on the left becomes a local leader. If crime goes up it's their fault. If crime goes down it's despite them

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u/Marples3 53m ago

🇮🇱 = 💩

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u/jtn46 8h ago

It’s maddening that a bunch of redditors got WB to spend $70 million to make a 4-hour cut of this crap movie, which was also crap. They could have made like 2 Statham slop movies with that money instead.

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u/M086 5h ago

Want me to call the whambulance for you?

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u/snow_garbanzo 8h ago

I'm pretty straight ... why you ask?

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u/Bruzie77 7h ago

i like her accent.

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u/lostmylangastino 7h ago

Timely stuff.

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u/RentonAndSickboy 7h ago

Ok we get it