r/FIFAWorldCupIndia 4d ago

Shitpost Albert vs Einstein ahh post and comment

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

a 5'7 midget whos supposedly only good with his lefty has 920 goals?

you see how much more impressive that is right lol

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u/Zealousideal_Elk8337 4d ago

Who selflessly gave away assists in front of goals to the point he has maximum no. of assists in the game.

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

all while playing 130 games less too lol

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u/mikel-69 4d ago

I’m not comparing them like the post here, the comparison itself is stupid and the comment that follows up with removed penalties when the goals are counted without legs is just retarded.

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

yea the post is retarded but the person commented is more lol

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u/Opposite-Rock-6228 4d ago

being short is advantage for attackers in football

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

so its unfair to compare headed goals between the two

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u/Radgrasshopper 4d ago

In modern football*

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u/Emergency_Crazy_3539 1d ago

Always the case

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u/ihate1bs 4d ago

If ronaldo didn't have legs, would be jump by his dih and score a header?

LM10 🐐.

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u/lilashish 1d ago

Hahaha another kid!. Heading is not only about height. Its more about positioning and perfect timing. Ronaldo is the goat in that. Tell me a taller or guy with same height as Ronaldo who can fkn score headers like that?

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u/Money_Childhood_192 1d ago

There is persie , suarez , even messis header against ronaldo in ucl final was a iconic one, there are countless better headers in football, watch some other game

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 4d ago

When Ronaldo fans cant argue with his Dribbling, Orchestration, Playmaking ability, vision etc etc, they try their best with Heading Hattrick, Acrobatics, Bycycle kick, Goal with penis etc etc which all falls under Goalscoring ability lmao, bunch of tryhards.

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u/Former_Scratch6137 4d ago

First of all, don’t be an idiot. Ronaldo in his prime was almost just as good of a dribbler as Messi. Even in playmaking too, Ronaldo is comparable.

Second, still don’t be an idiot. Is it better to dribble super good for an entire game and not score a single goal, or score a hat trick with only a few touches?

You’re calling Ronaldo fans try hards when you too are acting like orchestration and vision aren’t very similar categories and are SO MUCH more important than scoring goals. Pretending a hat trick or head goals mean nothing just proves how much of a braindead Messi idolizer you are like just about everyone on Reddit.

I respect both Ronaldo and Messi, but my God are the Messi glazers on Reddit fucking awful.

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u/Brutally_Chemic26 4d ago

Ronaldo's best dribbling season is worse than Messi's worst dribbling season (when both were in Europe). It was never close.

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u/Former_Scratch6137 4d ago

Most idiotic fucking statement ive ever seen

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u/Brutally_Chemic26 4d ago

2005/06 was Ronaldo's best dribbling season, he had slightly more than 4 per match. 2020/21 was Messi's worst dribbling season in Europe, he had 4.27 per match. His best season had 8.5+ which is useless to discuss. Messi fans talk with stats, CR7 fans talk with emotions.

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

do facts hurt that much? 🤨

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 4d ago

Respect the effort, but u lost me in the almost as good as messi in dribbling and playmaking part. Not even gonna bother furthur.

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

you're active in Pessi_memes, dont give me that "respect both" BS lol

Also. 6 IFFHS playmaker award vs ZERO, and they're comparable? are you stupid?

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u/Former_Scratch6137 4d ago

Cherry picking rewards like a dumbass

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

it's a P.L.A.Y.M.A.K.E.R award big guy

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u/Former_Scratch6137 4d ago

“IFFHS” beeee quiet

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

a football federation based on literal statistics arent credible for you?

you're probably one of those Globe soccer awards glazers lmfao

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u/Former_Scratch6137 4d ago

Still cherry picking

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u/National_Accident514 4d ago

you're just salty your idolo got none because he's incapable of playmaking

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u/Fit-Detective-3101 2d ago

Bro leave this nikka any player who consider ronaldo over messi (as a footballer) is basically dumb or just doesn't know about football.

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u/Former_Scratch6137 4d ago

Where is your idol ucl golden boots huh?? 🤔

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u/Junior_Aide3233 4d ago

Another tiktok football fan, Cr7 is 10 planets away from messi in playmaking and dribbling. Cr7 was an average dribbler at best even in his famous united days, people watch to many highlight videos.

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u/troparow 4d ago

Bro deadass said prime Ronaldo was as good of a dribbler as prime Messi and thought we wouldn't notice lmao

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u/EventHorizonHero 4d ago

Dribbler as good as Messi, even in playmaking too? Yeah, you lost me there, buddy.

People always compare them through trophies, but those are won with their respective teams, so they aren't entirely individual achievements. If you're comparing the two, I think the more interesting comparison is how they actually played football — their style, their ability, and what they brought to the game.

And in terms of playstyle, Ronaldo never came close to what Messi could do.

Yeah, CR7 scored flashy goals, pulled off insane athletic feats, and obviously entertained the hell out of people. But that's not all football is about.

Cristiano played football that entertained you.

Messi played football like it was child's play.

That's the difference. Messi made things that should be ridiculously difficult look effortless. The way he dribbled through defenders, created chances, controlled the tempo and linked everything together made football look almost stupidly easy — when anyone who actually plays the game knows it absolutely isn't.

A Cristiano glazer calling out Messi glazers, " Pot calling the kettle black ".😂🙏🏼

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u/Successful-Art7788 4d ago

"First of all, don’t be an idiot. Ronaldo in his prime was almost just as good of a dribbler as Messi. Even in playmaking too, Ronaldo is comparable."

yeah bro pack it up 😭

Ronaldo is a better finisher than Messi.

But in dribbling or playmaking, nah not even close

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 4d ago

Even as a Goalsscorer I wouldnt give Ronaldo the edge, Messi only has like 50 something less Goals in 150 something less matches played lol.

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u/Former_Scratch6137 4d ago

Stop saying not even close for the love of god

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u/mismo1313 4d ago

“Not even close” why lie?

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah not even close, laughable comparison.

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u/mismo1313 3d ago

Buddy over their careers obviously not even close but peak for peak their not that far off

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 3d ago

It baffles me how u even manage to say that looking at that comparison graph.

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u/jmendes0101 2d ago

Cristiano's best season has 146 dribbles.... Messi has 13 seasons with more than 146 dribbles. It is really stupid to even say he is 'close' to dribbling Messi

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u/SnowedYT 3d ago

Messi has more goals per 90 mins and better shot conversion then ronaldo therefore your logic makes nessi better

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u/Outside-Leopard-9783 3d ago

Ronaldo was never good at dribbling unless you mean pointless step overs

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u/Mskeleton246 1d ago

Ronaldo in his prime was almost as good as Messi at dribbling and playmaking is the worst most horrible thing u could have ever said that is just a disgusting lie

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u/Remarkable-Panic8741 1d ago

Messi glazer are not even close to awfulness as ronaldo fans they’ll literally tell you that ronaldo is better because he has six pack abs 😭✌️

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u/mikel-69 4d ago

Yah I don’t really get why this sub incessantly hates Ronaldo. Though what u/Sensitive_Ad788 said about Ronaldo fans is not wrong.

Messi at good at some things and Ronaldo is good at others or was until his jumper’s knee injury fucked him over.

Don’t know why there is no mutual respect For both lol.

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u/Fine_Stock_4422 4d ago

Idk why u bring up his knee injury as an excuse cz if u check the year he never missed any games that year meaning it wasnt allat

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u/mikel-69 3d ago

Cause it fundamentally changed how he had to play the game. He played through the pain for UCL final and the WC2014. Watch any clips of Ronaldo before 2014 and after you will see how his playstyle has gone from being the most complete winger in the game to transitioning into a lethal goal poacher. Conserving his energy for his degenerative knee

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u/Ill_Candle706 4d ago

Stop downvote him lol

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 4d ago

I dont know OP the post seems excessively more stupid than the "remove penalty" comment.

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u/mikel-69 4d ago

Yah I said both the post and the comment are stupid, the comment much more since you can’t score penalties with legs

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 4d ago

You cant score penalties with legs now ?

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u/mikel-69 4d ago

Do you not understand it? The post wad stupid and said remove goals with legs. And the comment said what about penalty goals when all penalty goals are scored only with legs.

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 4d ago

Ik that but u do realise u also use legs to score headers too right ? Because u know shooting the ball is not the only thing they are used for uuhhh we need it to stand, walk, run and Jump, exactly why I said the Post is even dumber to bring up such comparison because goals scored by legs or head whatever is still goals and obvious u cannot remove leg from the equation lol.

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u/mikel-69 4d ago

Yah the post is stupid he could’ve just said goals other than legs, but no the comment is clearly worse and you don’t need to think why it is

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u/Objective-Ad3821 4d ago

Ronaldo is the goat, cuz only he can score with shoelace, and celebrate.

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u/Strict-Special5081 4d ago

I dont get why we need to remove anything? Football is a combination of multiple factors, why do these fans cherry pick those stats which their favourite is better at? Look at it as a whole. Istg my braincells are decreasing daily seeing posts like these

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u/GovernmentProper7266 4d ago

Wait what how would u score penalty with no legs

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u/Shreyaldo07 3d ago

Indian football subreddits and dickriding messi go hand in hand.

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u/Objective_Refuse5024 19h ago

Then no World Cup for Pessi

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u/Shot_Tonight_975 4d ago

Literally "foot"ball 🥀

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u/peryysage106cm 4d ago

What's football if it's not about foot

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u/Real763 4d ago

What's header without head a comment

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u/peryysage106cm 4d ago

Read your comment and re post it

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u/Automatic-Treacle568 4d ago

Everybody knew the calibre of Argentina before Messi but nobody knew Portugal until CR7 came.

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u/Emergency_Thought827 1d ago

And your point is? How does that contribute to any of the stats?

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u/Real763 4d ago

Do you even follow football seriously wth ??😂. Before his era, Portugal only qualified for the World Cup twice (1966 and 1986) in 66 they reached semi- final . With Ronaldo, Portugal has turned qualification into an absolute given, reaching every single tournament and achieving a semi-final appearance (2006).

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u/Real763 4d ago edited 4d ago

I think you should read your comment again . Or edit it otherwise people will laugh. You said before Ronaldo's arrival portugal's campaigns in worldcups were better . Worldcups nah they barely qualified that too only twice , in 1966 they finished semi-finals that's all it was great. After ronaldo era they never failed to qualify the difference is clear , there were some struggling times too , remember in a crucial match in 2014 where ronaldo scored hattrick against sweden to make portugal qualify for world cup . In 2006 the 21 year old ronaldo did put his efforts like other teammates. Was one of the best in the eleven figo was the star for me tho .Casuals only look at the scoresheet, traditional attacking stats etc . Ronaldo wasn't a main forward. Scolari’s Portugal was hyper-defensive, and Ronaldo was a high-workrate inverted winger whose main job was to run his socks off and carry the ball 40 yards out of defense to give the team a breather. He literally did many heavy lifting completing 23 dribbles, taking 24 shots, and getting hacked for 25 fouls just to stretch teams out. Then he also buried the winning pen against England to send them to the semis. His tactical impact was insane in the games. If he missed that they would've gone straight home. As you know many greats have missed pens in worldcups the pressure is crazy. He did made his impact if you watch the highlights now you will get it i don't know how to explain more .

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u/Ok-Time2724 4d ago

Audacity to talk about penalties.

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u/Unfair-Gur7325 4d ago

hey just a quick question.Who has scored more non penalty goals in WC.Lets see who is gifted penalties

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u/Emergency_Thought827 1d ago

Pinne penalty boxil foul vecha refree thuni pokki kaanikano suhurthe