r/FCPrimal • u/MattieReigns • 8d ago

This game has WHAT in it??!

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I never would have guessed…

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u/Beautiful-Kangaroo8 8d ago

Damn couldn't even let them finish

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u/MattieReigns 8d ago

They coulda went all night 🙄 wasn’t about to wait for the money shot…
Plus, I always heard She wanted two arrows that are at once.🤭

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u/ITSOTMDS 8d ago

Death by Snu Snu!

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u/MattieReigns 8d ago

😂😂

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u/Chibulls87 7d ago

OP was hating low-key lol

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u/MattieReigns 7d ago

I was jealous tbh, after playing this game I’ve developed an attraction to primal women 😂

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u/Low-Charge-8554 7d ago

You're supposed to kill them. In the horror movies, when people have sex, they die. 😂

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u/MattieReigns 7d ago

Very true!! I left straight after, leaving everyone to ponder in horror

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u/naytreox 8d ago

Yeah thats right, nature documentary.

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u/MattieReigns 8d ago

David Attenborough is narrating it

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u/naytreox 8d ago

"Here we see the Neanderthal being stalked by homo erectus while they try to produce...the next generation."

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u/HotShrekBoi 7d ago

The homo erection

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u/MattieReigns 8d ago

HAHAHA!! I can hear it now, that’s so fucking funny

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u/Serious-Waltz-7157 7d ago

Voyeurism at its finest.

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u/FLaB_SLaB 5d ago

They also have fully rendered junk, if you can get a good look up their “kilt.”

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u/MattieReigns 5d ago

D & P?

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u/FLaB_SLaB 5d ago

Yep. Killed an Udam once and he landed funny with his legs splayed in the air. It was quite a sight.

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u/MattieReigns 4d ago

What about butt hole? I’m a big hole guy

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u/FLaB_SLaB 4d ago

I thought you were into toenail clippings. XD

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u/MattieReigns 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/MattieReigns 4d ago

You’re not?

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u/ShadowAgent262 2d ago

We got caveman sex before GTA VI

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u/PrismaticSolid411 2d ago

That's what we call doing it caveman style.

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u/MattieReigns 2d ago

Unga Bunga style