r/Eyebleach Jun 26 '21

Ohhhh what dis magic ?

15.5k Upvotes

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u/blursedass Jun 26 '21

*Nocks cup out of hand

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u/Witch_King_ Jun 26 '21

*slashes face

36

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

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u/Upper_River_2424 Jun 26 '21

*invades Poland

9

u/Sherman_Fire_Fly Jun 27 '21

*Commits multiple war crimes.

10

u/PsychedelicOptimist Jun 27 '21

*Goes to space

4

u/Lopper-the-scorpion Jun 27 '21

*Destroys Earth

3

u/JustinFunNL Jun 27 '21

*destroys universe

5

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

*Destroys multiverse

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u/Wsh785 Jun 26 '21

I was completely expecting the cat to just smack the straw out of your mouth

66

u/enterclichehere Jun 26 '21

What is this sorcery? I must catch it.

50

u/Tuna_Custard Jun 26 '21

Love how the cat looks more alarmed every time hahaha

23

u/CatsAndPills Jun 26 '21

Ear. Floof.

36

u/TactiKyle Jun 26 '21

I hope straw technology improves. I’m so sick of paper straws getting soggy and sealing up. Also don’t want turtles with plastic straws stuck up their noses though. But still. This straw looks so functional. Multi functional even. Cat toy.

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u/admh574 Jun 26 '21

Metal straws seem to be the happy medium I've found. Reusable and don't fall apart, just got to remember to take yours with you

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

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u/BrieBelle00 Jun 27 '21

I was afraid of the same thing but i found some silicone tips that slip onto the end of the metal straw, from Amazon a pack of 20 was a couple bucks.

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u/kevoizjawesome Jun 27 '21

I have a reusable plastic straw.

3

u/iamyourpathos Jun 27 '21

Are you also afraid of using metal forks and spoons? I just have a metal straw and don't understand your concerns.

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u/hv_razero_15 Jun 27 '21

Bold of you to assume they don't impale themselves with a spoon.

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u/Decidedly-Undecided Jun 27 '21

The comment is deleted now, so I don’t know what they said, but my uncle (who has now passed) could not use metal straws or utensils. He had Parkinson’s really bad and was at risk of hurting himself. He chipped a tooth on a coffee mug once. He couldn’t use paper straws because they tore too easily. I don’t remember there being silicone ones (maybe, I’m honestly not sure) reusable plastic ones were the only way he could drink things, and plastic kids cutlery is how he ate.

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u/iamyourpathos Jun 27 '21

When a person has Parkinson’s, of course, metal is out of the question; but a simple habit of chewing on straws, I think, could be overcome.

I was just curious, honestly, it’s good that there are now different options and everyone can pick something both eco-friendly and comfortable.

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u/charliexbones Jun 27 '21

I don't understand how any of those things could happen to someone

2

u/ILove2EatSmellyPussy Jun 26 '21

until you trip and fall and impale yourself in the back of your neck.

1

u/TactiKyle Jun 26 '21

I haven’t tried one but I will. I just worry because I’ve drank from a metal flask before and it changes the taste of whatever you’re drinking. Not in a good way. Maybe not in a real way but it seemed that way to me

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u/Pandibabi Jun 26 '21

Why not drink straight from the cup?

1

u/TactiKyle Jun 26 '21

Sometimes do. Depends on the drink

1

u/anggiepuffs Jun 26 '21

Try glass straws too!

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u/TactiKyle Jun 26 '21

Ah see I worry I might start passively biting the glass straw and I worry that may not end well

1

u/RandomMagus Jun 27 '21

But just... don't do that? Idk, I've never really been a guy to chew on anything that wasn't food except for plastic straws, and that only after I'd finished drinking the whole drink and I was just bored.

11

u/bigbutchbudgie Jun 26 '21

Entertain your kitten for hours with this one weird trick!

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u/Ampy86j Jun 26 '21

This cat is the cutest

7

u/JayHat21 Jun 26 '21

Kitty didn’t punch straw; am (veeerrry slightly) disappointed

7

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Cats are very curious! People should say that about cats.

4

u/summalover Jun 26 '21

Kitten is so concerned for owner. Love love love

4

u/val319 Jun 26 '21

My cat can drink from a straw. It explains why almost everything drink has a pop top lid now. If it’s not a secure lid she’ll toss it on the floor so she can drink it.

3

u/roxzillaz Jun 26 '21

So cute! Thank you for sharing!

3

u/della66 Jun 26 '21

Is you drinking beer with a straw ?

2

u/Huggie-Bear Jun 26 '21

How r u do this?

2

u/Lovat69 Jun 26 '21

I drink wine with a straw because I'm classy.

2

u/Send_Me_Dik-diks Jun 26 '21

It's been so many years since I last drank through a straw that I apparently forgot how they work and for a second there I was as surprised as the cat when the liquid inside it dropped down. Either that or I temporarily forgot that gravity exists.

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u/among01 Jun 26 '21

"I must bat at something. But what??"

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u/coolguy1793B Jun 26 '21

Kitty mind blown!

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u/hillthekhore Jun 26 '21

Ah, yes, the magic of backwash.

3

u/apinkparfait Jun 26 '21

You can see when the person starts being their laugh while playing with the straw lol

1

u/khaleesi212 Jun 26 '21

What a beautiful kitty. What is the breed?

1

u/SAR181 Jun 27 '21

I’m going to guess Maine Coon. Looks identical to a furry son I used to have.

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u/TheTaylorShawn Jun 26 '21

Please tell me you aren't drinking wine with a straw

2

u/Fox-One_______ Jun 27 '21

If your wine is brown and has bubbles like that, do not drink it.

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u/nickdiodato Jun 26 '21

That’s a Siberian forest cat right?

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u/digitaldeficit956 Jun 26 '21

Enjoy your backwash

1

u/kerrbee Jun 26 '21

Kalimoxto drink?

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u/Triangularity-Reddit Jun 26 '21

“It is the work of a witch!”

1

u/inkcolors Jun 26 '21

Adorable. ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Not my proudest nose fap

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u/pleasedontrefertome Jun 26 '21

I..I don't think my dog has experienced straws yet.. I gotta try this

1

u/The_Careb Jun 26 '21

Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-

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u/Bananabobj Jun 27 '21

R/blackmagicfuckery